Scary Time at Ohio Rest Stop

[Dr. Sak]

My girlfriend lives in Indianapolis, so I drove out last Wednesday after work to see her. On my way this happened to me.

It all starts with me stopping at a nice rest stop on I-70 about 20 miles East of Columbus. I go into the bathroom where there are 5 urinals. I pick the furthest one away. Also in the bathroom with me is this elderly man washing his hands. In walks this 45-50 year old man...buzz cut hair and same length beard. He comes to the urinal right next to me and just starts staring at my penis.

Ok that's weird. But he just KEEPS STARING. I keep looking straight ahead, but I could tell he was still looking at me...then I notice he is making this wanking motion with his hand. I am FREAKING out...I still have a lot left to pee and I am praying that the elderly man takes his time washing his hands because I do not want to be left alone with this guy. Thoughts run through my head like Alby (from Big Love) at the Rest Stop...what if this guy has a weapon. All those things.

I finish finally and just walk briskly out the door and to my car. I get in my car and start it. I look back into the rest stop (which is all windows) and there is the guy staring at me...rubbing his crotch.

I sped away and will NEVER go to another rest stop in Ohio.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Rest stop in Pennsylvania. I had to poop. Went in & sat down. Then saw a note... basically the gist of it was about getting/giving some head & where you could find him.

When I leave the bathroom there was a guy kinda nervously pacing where the note said he would be.

I got in my car & drove off, laughing my ass off.

[Dr. Sak]

FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 AM

[claphamsa]

the key to this... stay away from Ohio.

[Senator]

When we went on our summer pilgrimages to Cloudcroft, New Mexico to build our cabin growing up, we had to travel through some rough areas of west Texas. Dad would drive through the night, so we could sleep, and along the way stopped at a rest stop to relieve himself. He was in a stall, and noticed several peep holes on both sides of the stall. Before he was through, someone from the other side stuck their junk through the hole. Dad picked up the roll of toilet paper and jammed the guy as hard as he could, then got the hell out of there. My dad was as big and looked like John Wayne, so that other guy is lucky all he got was a bruised joint.

[stevew]

PA is by no means great, but every time I cross into Ohio it feels like you just entered the bad part of town.

[DaddyTorgo]

LMAO

Oh wow.

[claphamsa]

I grew up in Cleveland, every time i pull into NE Ohio.. its like the clouds blot out the sun, and happyness dies....

[Ksyrup]

Toledo was always that way for me, on the way to Michigan. It's like the weather got bad and life died as we passed through Toledo.

[rowech]

East of Columbus is much scarier than West of Columbus.

[Dr. Sak]

East of Columbus is much scarier than West of Columbus.

That's because there isn't much west of Columbus :)

[Swaggs]

Settle down.

I was just looking at your watch.

[CrimsonFox]

I grew up in Cleveland, every time i pull into NE Ohio.. its like the clouds blot out the sun, and happyness dies....

I moved away many years ago and only return to visit family and eat Skyline Chili.

[Autumn]

All right, all right, we get the idea, Dr Sak, you're very attractive. Do we need a whole thread about it?

[sterlingice]

East of Columbus is much scarier than West of Columbus.

I believe "West of Columbus" is called Indiana ;)

SI

[molson]

All right, all right, we get the idea, Dr Sak, you're very attractive. Do we need a whole thread about it?

Seriously. I'm feeling pretty insecure actually that everyone else is getting propositioned at rest stops.

[Autumn]

I think if I had a name tag that said "Dr. Sak" I might have better luck though.

[ColtCrazy]

I remember a couple of bad incidents at rest areas in Indiana. I believe a pastor was actually killed at one up in Northern Indiana sometime in the 90s. We've had a scare at the rest area 8 miles south of my town once when people from the local penitentiary escaped and apparently were heading there to carjack someone before being caught.

[Kodos]

I think Dr. Sak should feel flattered.

[Scoobz0202]

I can't wait to graduate and get the fuck out of Ohio. Unfortunately that's probably at least four winters away before I actually get the hell out of here.

[JPhillips]

Did you opt out of random gay encounters at Ohio rest stops? If you go to NOHANDJOB.GOV you can opt out. Unfortunately you're opted in as soon as you cross the state line unless you specifically opt out. Those of us born in Ohio know this and laugh at out of staters who don't.

[CleBrownsfan]

Man you guys are BRUTAL! It's not all that bad..... ;)

EDIT: Cleveland's not that bad. Getting proposal from dude in the rest stop bathroom is bad

[stevew]

If someone made a song called "Buckeye State of Mind" the chorus would be something like "Deteriorating concrete Jungle where dreams are crushed. There's nothing you can do"

[MizzouRah]

Ok, that's just not right. You should have pulled out a pistol and said, "I have something else you can stare at". :)

[DougW]

Meat gazers are pretty common in Ohio.

[TCY Junkie]

He was probably just trying to calculate how far you could piss off a ten foot building.

[Autumn]

Man you guys are BRUTAL! It's not all that bad..... ;)

Yeah, really, Dr. Sak. Live a little!

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

Wow, the Ohio hate is strong in this thread...Says the Cleveland Heights bred, OSU graduate who is desperately applying for jobs elsewhere.

[The Afoci]

My girlfriend lives in Indianapolis,

Sure.

I got nothing.

[sterlingice]

Holy crap! The Afoci sighting!

(Now we know who the creepy guy in Ohio was ;) )

SI

[claphamsa]

Wow, the Ohio hate is strong in this thread...Says the Cleveland Heights bred, OSU graduate who is desperately applying for jobs elsewhere.

youll be much happier when you leave... says the cleveland heights bred, Miami grad.

[HerRealName]

I talked to some friends at the Highway Patrol and after reviewing the security footage, this is a clear case of the victim asking for it.

http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s441/stinkicus/sak.jpg

[Silver Owl]

We don't like outsiders !

[DanGarion]

Wait... you have a girlfriend?

[JediKooter]

What!?!?! No George Michaels jokes?

[Bobble]

I told you not to get Woody Hayes tattooed on your wang.

[Dr. Sak]

Settle down.

I was just looking at your watch.

It was 6 o'clock...no where near midnight.

[Dr. Sak]

Wait... you have a girlfriend?

Yeah it happens once every 6 years...like the cicadas.

[Mustang]

Guess the guy didn't get the memo that rest stop were the new bath houses in the 90s.. not the 10s.

It was a proud moment in my family when my brother was arrested for jerking off in front of a guy in a rest stop. Happens to be the guy was a undercover cop.

Other than that.. ya.. got nothing.

[Bobble]

Guess the guy didn't get the memo that rest stop were the new bath houses in the 90s.. not the 10s.

It was a proud moment in my family when my brother was arrested for jerking off in front of a guy in a rest stop. Happens to be the guy was a undercover cop.

Other than that.. ya.. got nothing.

That will really make your resume stick out.



"Stick out", "Woody". Is anyone getting these!?

[Toddzilla]

Dude, you are way overreacting. You've got a big beautiful hog and people can't help but notice it. Shoulda looked back at him and said "Pretty nice, huh?"

[RomaGoth]

I remember a couple of bad incidents at rest areas in Indiana. I believe a pastor was actually killed at one up in Northern Indiana sometime in the 90s. We've had a scare at the rest area 8 miles south of my town once when people from the local penitentiary escaped and apparently were heading there to carjack someone before being caught.

Not sure I see the sense in having a rest stop 8 miles from a penitentiary....

[Rizon]

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