Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 94: Jennifer Connelly

[DanGarion]

Let's just face it, Kristen Bell is hot and 25% of you are wrong.

Now after we just did a run of blondes, lets move back to the darker hair variety with Jennifer Connelly coming up for a vote. If you don't know who she is you must have been living under a rock the past 20 years. My first memory of Ms. Connelly is her riding a mechanical pony in Career Opportunities. 85% with a chance of 90%.

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[DanGarion]

http://i.imgur.com/eLwu9l.jpg http://i.imgur.com/W9vC9l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zrxQRl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JLO59l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/koMeEl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7lZcOl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VFbkul.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nuyIX.gif

[cougarfreak]

Oh god. In my all time top 5. Easy. Smokin', SMOKIN' hot.

[DanGarion]

Let's just face it, Megan Fox is a less hot no class version of Jennifer Connelly.

[johnnyshaka]

At 100%...close it!

[Grover]

I've been in love with Jennifer Connelly since Requiem for a Dream. Easy vote.

[Rizon]

I've been in love with Jennifer Connelly since Requiem for a Dream. Easy vote.

You rookie. Been in love with her since Labyrinth!

[DanGarion]

You rookie. Been in love with her since Labyrinth!

Well I liked her in that too... DANCE MAGIC DANCE!

[Grover]

You rookie. Been in love with her since Labyrinth!

I was like 4 when Labyrinth came out! I hadn't developed a libido!

[JediKooter]

One of the few 'big boobers' I like. Hot!

Loved her in Career Opportunities.

[BrianD]

One of the few 'big boobers' I like. Hot!

Loved her in Career Opportunities.

She had them reduced a number of years ago. I still find her hot.

[DanGarion]

Why is Izulde usually one of the first people to always vote not? It's as if he does it on purpose to knock hot chicks down...

[B & B]

There are some glorious pics of her swimming in a pool. Pre-reduction. Theyre real and theyre spectacular. Im not talking about The Hot Spot either.



Warning: Those images may change your life.

[DanGarion]

Stay tuned for the nomination thread!

[Izulde]

Sorry, but she's just never done anything for me. Great boobs, yes, but that's pretty much it.

[heybrad]

First time I've voted not where I expect to get skewered. She doesn't do much for me.

[MacroGuru]

Render is going to make this thread a gooey mess....

[DanGarion]

Sorry, but she's just never done anything for me. Great boobs, yes, but that's pretty much it.

But she isn't just about boobs today, she had them reduced, and she is still HOT!

[Swaggs]

In her prime she was super hot, but I think she has lost a bit in the last few years because she has been a little too thin in the last few movies I've seen her in.

Still an easy hot for me.

[DanGarion]

Just an FYI.

Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, 2nd Round 2012 Nomination Thread - Front Office Football Central (http://operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=84340)

[GrantDawg]

She was top of my list for a very long time, and still very much in the top 5.

[DataKing]

If I had a kryptonite, it would be called Jennifer Connelite.

[Logan]

Fantastic.

[RomaGoth]

Absolutely Hot! No question.

[Autumn]

I'm surprised the poll didn't automatically register my Hot vote through sheer force of Hotness.

I agree she's looking haggard lately, but I vote on lifetime achievements. And oh does she have them.

[Suicane75]

Has been astoundingly average for over a decade now and lives on past glories alone. Memories we have of a giant boobed teenager will engorge us forever yes, but let those engorgements not cloud our minds or sully our judgments. I implore you America, to vote not, on May 56th.

[RomaGoth]

...on May 56th.

Pretty sure that isn't a real date, but I will need to consult my Mayan calendar and get back to you.

[Autumn]

My tribute to Jennifer Connelly, in pictures ...

http://www.g-static.com/files/news/600full-jennifer-connelly.jpg?1340059193

http://www.bestcelebwallpapers.com/wallpapers/previews/15422-jennifer-connelly.jpg

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jennifer-connelly.jpg

http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jc-13.jpg

http://www.topnews.in/files/jennifer-connelly-4545.jpg

http://amog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jennifer_connelly.jpg

[Suicane75]

I would vote not for Mayan Rudolph too. I hate reindeer.

[cuervo72]

Pretty sure that isn't a real date, but I will need to consult my Mayan calendar and get back to you.

I think he just refuses to recognize June as a sovereign month.

[Suicane75]

Listen, this would be like if we held a poll for Catherine Bach and posted nothing but pictures of her in her daisy dukes from 1981. Titillating yes, but hardly a fair assessment.

[ISiddiqui]

1 million times YES!

[Subby]

In the sideboob pic hall of fame.

[EagleFan]

Younger version, hell yeah.

Today's version... not so much. That one picture up there is enough for a no vote (second row, right hand side).

[DanGarion]

Quick someone use their alt accounts to vote HOT!

[Drake]

Strangely, she's never done anything for me...but I voted Hot anyway.

[Matthean]

I'm surprised the poll didn't automatically register my Hot vote through sheer force of Hotness.

I agree she's looking haggard lately, but I vote on lifetime achievements. And oh does she have them.

She's only a year older than me. I have no room to complain about her looking haggard. :D

[CrimsonFox]

doublehot triplehot quintuplehot!

So sexy in beautiful mind.

Heh and what teenager didn't have dreams about her after seeing labyrinth?

[RomaGoth]

She's only a year older than me. I have no room to complain about her looking haggard. :D

+40!

[cadmus2166]

An all time hottie!

[JonInMiddleGA]

That one picture up there is enough for a no vote (second row, right hand side).

That one was pretty scary.

Gets back to the current vs lifetime achievement thing I guess, or in this case how vividly you think you can mentally photoshop the earlier model over the current one.

[ISiddiqui]

I am personally not a fan of the "this person must be between 25 (so not to be seen as being a pedo for voting for her :rolleyes: ) and 35 (apparently decrepit) in order to have a decent shot"

[RomaGoth]

That one was pretty scary.

Gets back to the current vs lifetime achievement thing I guess, or in this case how vividly you think you can mentally photoshop the earlier model over the current one.

Bah, she looks fine. Not like she did when she was younger, but still hot enough for me.

I am personally not a fan of the "this person must be between 25 (so not to be seen as being a pedo for voting for her :rolleyes: ) and 35 (apparently decrepit) in order to have a decent shot"

Right there with you. Unless, of course, the girl is just nasty. ;)

[JonInMiddleGA]

I am personally not a fan of the "this person must be between 25 (so not to be seen as being a pedo for voting for her :rolleyes: ) and 35 (apparently decrepit) in order to have a decent shot"

Not sure how absolute that is.

Kate Upton is, what, 19? Had a respectable score here.
Hayden Panettiere won't be 23 until August, #7 score to date.
Susannah Hoffs was 42 when she posted a top 20 score.

Age is a factor, but seems considerably to be a function of when women hit their prime for looks. Some of the younger contenders still have to grow into their appearance, some of the older contenders have started back down the other side of the peak.

[CrimsonFox]

I'd actually like to see some people from the GOlden Age (of movies and stuff) that were all glamour and sex appeal and see how they do.

[JediKooter]

I'd actually like to see some people from the GOlden Age (of movies and stuff) that were all glamour and sex appeal and see how they do.

Mmmm yes. Would love to see some of those dame's gamms.

[Grover]

I'd actually like to see some people from the GOlden Age (of movies and stuff) that were all glamour and sex appeal and see how they do.

Grace Kelly should poll at 100%

[SteveMax58]

Susannah Hoffs was 42 when she posted a top 20 score.


Correction...Susanna was 52 at voting time.

But yeah, I agree that the age thing isn't so absolute across the board. Connelly gets a hot vote from me because she is an all time top 5 for me & still looks "hot enough". Same with Susanna.

And btw...the fact that Jennifer in "The Hot Spot" hasn't been mentioned disappoints me. Google them pics (note: NSFW).

[EagleFan]

Okay, on my phone that rocking horse picture wasn't animated. She gets a hot vote now.

[DaddyTorgo]

Nah.

[MacroGuru]

We haven't had the RendeRgasm yet because he didn't know this thread existed...but it will be on it's way.....

[claphamsa]

shes like a less attractive Demi Moore... whos not attractive.

[Buccaneer]

Guess I had been living under a rock (or unless it's an age/generation thing). Just looked up her movie list in imdb and I haven't heard of most of her movies, let alone seen any of them.

[Logan]

Guess I had been living under a rock (or unless it's an age/generation thing). Just looked up her movie list in imdb and I haven't heard of most of her movies, let alone seen any of them.

Just an Oscar winner, BFD.

[Autumn]

Correction...Susanna was 52 at voting time.

But yeah, I agree that the age thing isn't so absolute across the board. Connelly gets a hot vote from me because she is an all time top 5 for me & still looks "hot enough". Same with Susanna.

And btw...the fact that Jennifer in "The Hot Spot" hasn't been mentioned disappoints me. Google them pics (note: NSFW).

I'll see you Hot Spot and raise you Mullholland Falls.

[Autumn]

Guess I had been living under a rock (or unless it's an age/generation thing). Just looked up her movie list in imdb and I haven't heard of most of her movies, let alone seen any of them.

They're all talkies.

[ISiddiqui]

Literal LOL!!!

[sovereignstar v2]

Guess I had been living under a rock (or unless it's an age/generation thing). Just looked up her movie list in imdb and I haven't heard of most of her movies, let alone seen any of them.

Highly recommend 'House of Sand and Fog'.

[sovereignstar v2]

#1 in my book. :)

[DanGarion]

Grace Kelly should poll at 100%

If only people would nominate them...

[Buccaneer]

Highly recommend 'House of Sand and Fog'.

I will check that out.

[Karlifornia]

Always been into her. What a fantastic body.

[Izulde]

They're all talkies.

^5

[Subby]

They're all talkies.
Grand Slam.

[Drake]

Always been into her. What a fantastic body.

Never been into her, but would not reject the opportunity to sample. Nor would I kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Unless they were those icky chicken-in-a-biscuit things. That the fuck are those supposed to be, anyway?

[CrimsonFox]

http://www.cryosites.com/shared/img/j/jennifer_connelly_d1my3.jpeg

[CrimsonFox]

Loved her in Dark City!

(Another version of The MAtrix really but happened BEFORE the matrix. Keifer Sutherland was in it bein creepy. Richard O Brien (riff raff from Rocky Horror) were in it too)

[RendeR]

*******SPLODES*******


*wipes away mess*


This is a woman who even looking her absolute worst can speak 3 words to you and your dick will stay hard for a month. She is amazingly graceful and sensual in the way she moves and acts.

PURE class act in everything she does.

Hot in every sense of the term.

[Rizon]

41. 3 kids. Looks pretty damn MILFy to me.

[CrimsonFox]

RendeRgasm achieved!

[GrantDawg]

I'll see you Hot Spot and raise you Mullholland Falls.


I'll call. I've got "Requiem for a Dream" and "Waking the Dead" for a straight flush. :)


"END TO END"

[Autumn]

Eh, Requiem for a Dream is epic, of course. But I'll take Mulholland Falls over anything else. Her scene is super short, but it's the hottest of them all.

[GrantDawg]

Eh, Requiem for a Dream is epic, of course. But I'll take Mulholland Falls over anything else. Her scene is super short, but it's the hottest of them all.


Waking the Dead is hotter. Especially the bonus scenes.

[johnnyshaka]

Thread over.

[Autumn]

I don't think that was as dramatic as you had hoped.

[MajikMan77]

Jennifer + golden age Hollywood woman style = 'The Rocketeer' and the outfit here.

http://brianorndorf.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ee7b6428833016766ab10c5970b-800wi

[johnnyshaka]

I don't think that was as dramatic as you had hoped.

Tell me about it!

[Autumn]

http://backalleypics.com/Pictures/Letter%20Ja~Je/Jennifer%20Connelly/Jennifer%20Connelly%20113.jpg

[RendeR]

Damnit guys slow down, I can only splode so many times before I get dehydrated.....

[CleBrownsfan]

Damn - Those last three pics really wished I would have voted HOT.

Dan - could you change my vote to hot?? ;)

[cuervo72]

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Don't care that this was 20 years ago.

[RendeR]

ARRRGh...mmmmfmffffhhffmmm

]
SPLODE!



God DAmnit....now I got a cramp....

[JediKooter]

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Don't care that this was 20 years ago.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I own this movie.

[Autumn]

That movie made a man of many of us, I'm sure. Be proud, Jedi.

[DanGarion]

I really hope people realize that Jennifer Connelly as Wonder Woman is a photoshop...

[RomaGoth]

I really hope people realize that Jennifer Connelly as Wonder Woman is a photoshop...

I had to look twice to make sure. :)

[johnnyshaka]

I really hope people realize that Jennifer Connelly as Wonder Woman is a photoshop...

And Kate Upton is smokin' hot...what's your point? :D

Quit letting facts get in the way of a great thread full of great fap-worthy material!

[DanGarion]

And Kate Upton is smokin' hot...what's your point? :D

Quit letting facts get in the way of a great thread full of great fap-worthy material!

Truth be told, your fact is a lie.

[ISiddiqui]

Not sure how absolute that is.

Kate Upton is, what, 19? Had a respectable score here.
Hayden Panettiere won't be 23 until August, #7 score to date.
Susannah Hoffs was 42 when she posted a top 20 score.

Age is a factor, but seems considerably to be a function of when women hit their prime for looks. Some of the younger contenders still have to grow into their appearance, some of the older contenders have started back down the other side of the peak.

Was, of course, deliberate hyperbole :)

[johnnyshaka]

Truth be told, your fact is a lie.

Are you trying to tell me that the pics in this thread haven't been tuggable?

If so, I take serious, SERIOUS offense to those accusations.

[larrymcg421]

I like her alot, but not enough for a hot vote. She's certainly better than Kate Upton at least.

[CrimsonFox]

I like her alot, but not enough for a hot vote. She's certainly better than Kate Upton at least.


so is this

http://www.marietta.edu/%7Ebiol/biomes/images/temprain/slug_4823.jpg

[DanGarion]

Are you trying to tell me that the pics in this thread haven't been tuggable?

If so, I take serious, SERIOUS offense to those accusations.

Um, reread what I was responding to. This is NOT the Kate Upton thread.

[britrock88]

I'm disappointed in 23% of you.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ZC6F3SCITU/TGa5jQyHLlI/AAAAAAAAC88/livKE0NjPss/s1600/Jennifer+Connelly+1.JPG

[BillJasper]

Everyday Hot? Absolutely. Celebrity Hot? Not even close.

[Apathetic Lurker]

39 of you fap to Kathy Griffin pics.....

[RedKingGold]

Thou SHALT NOT post fake photos in DanGarion's thread!

[Suicane75]

I'm disappointed in 23% of you.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ZC6F3SCITU/TGa5jQyHLlI/AAAAAAAAC88/livKE0NjPss/s1600/Jennifer+Connelly+1.JPG

I can show you a hot picture of my grandmother from 1949, I still aint voting for her.

[johnnyshaka]

Um, reread what I was responding to. This is NOT the Kate Upton thread.

Damn "yanking your chain" tags didn't work again...we need a mod to fix those.

Sorry, DG, I knew what you were referring to and I guess I should have included a smiley as I obviously didn't convey the tone or intention of my reply appropriately...my bad!

But don't get me wrong, I'd love to see a remake of Mulholland Falls with Kate Upton playing Nick Nolte's role. :popcorn:

[britrock88]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Jennifer_Connelly_2005.2.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2v2D7TP0slk/TvIeRsYSrCI/AAAAAAAADA4/rh7tn_3lm08/s1600/Jennifer-Connelly-Pictures-.jpg

Okay, she's older. And still hot.

[WVUFAN]

The chick from Big Bang Theory is 100x hotter than Jennifer Connelly.

[Suicane75]

Some truths we hold to be self evident.

[Autumn]

Time to shut this joint down.

[B & B]

The chick from Big Bang Theory is 100x hotter than Jennifer Connelly.

Fucking hillbillies

:banghead:

[JonInMiddleGA]

I can show you a hot picture of my grandmother from 1949, I still aint voting for her.

I LOL'ed

[RendeR]

The chick from Big Bang Theory is 100x hotter than Jennifer Connelly.



There is a reason many people ignore your opinion. This is just a very obvious and quality reason ;)

[Buccaneer]

There is a reason many people ignore your opinion. This is just a very obvious and quality reason ;)

Pot. Kettle. Very Black.

[ISiddiqui]

He's never said anything close to that ridiculous :)

[Jacob Typer]

Not even 75%? That's crazy!

[Grammaticus]

Bummer, I was on vacation for this one. Definately would have voted yes.

[britrock88]

Not even 75%? That's crazy!

You were right, Jacob.

[DanGarion]

You were right, Jacob.

What brought this about?

[britrock88]

What brought this about?

Over in the WW forum, Abe just told us Jacob was a lurker/alt of his that he used as a little dramatic trick at the beginning of the new WW game. So I was curious enough to dig through his post history.

...also, Jennifer Connelly!

http://fansshare.com/photos/jenniferconnelly/jennifer-connelly-wallpaper-2090667516.jpg

[Abe Sargent]

Over in the WW forum, Abe just told us Jacob was a lurker/alt of his that he used as a little dramatic trick at the beginning of the new WW game. So I was curious enough to dig through his post history.

...also, Jennifer Connelly!

http://fansshare.com/photos/jenniferconnelly/jennifer-connelly-wallpaper-2090667516.jpg



Actually I told you the exact opposite, but read it however you want....

[Shkspr]

Honestly, I had no idea that Abe was actually Jennifer Connelly.

I loved you in Career Opportunities, Abe.

[Abe Sargent]

Shhhhh......don't tell the public!

[britrock88]

Honestly, I had no idea that Abe was actually Jennifer Connelly.

I loved you in Career Opportunities, Abe.

:lol:

[britrock88]

Actually I told you the exact opposite, but read it however you want....

Wait, so YOU'RE the alt?!

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;)

[britrock88]

Actually I told you the exact opposite, but read it however you want....

And good grief. My sarcasm detector must have been completely out of whack when I read that.

Sarcasm on the internet... it's just so tough... :(

[britrock88]

Back on topic...

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