10 Reasons You Should Join The Cap Crunch Football League (Free Sex??????)

[Ben E Lou]

The CCFL is a very active FOF Multiplayer League with two openings. Here's why you should grab one of 'em NOW!

EDIT--Two openings:

http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=27
http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=15


1. <s>[B]Join with a buddy, and you can be immediate arch-rivals ! The two teams available are the Cowboys and Redskins.
CCFL: Washington Redskins Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=29)
CCFL: Dallas Cowboys Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=7)</s>
Two team open:

http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=27
http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=15


2. Get to make an immediate impact with a high pick in the first round! It's a strong draft class. The Redskins own the #4 pick, and the Cowboys the #7. With [COLOR=Blue]this class (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/draft/players.php?position_id=&show_attributes=&filter_overrated=&order_by=player_id), it's quite possible that a long-term starting QB can be had with both of those picks.

3. Get to make an immediate impact with a very strong FA Class, and lots of cap room. Cowboys have $63.3M in cap room, and the Redskins have $136.4M (thanks to Subby's inattentiveness to his team). Look at these top FAs:
http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/Ben%20E%20Lou/ccfl_faclass.png

4. Get to compete with top-tier owners. The CCFL boasts some of the top FOF players around. Test your mettle against the big boys.

5. Sim results darn near daily. No sitting around twiddling your thumbs at the CCFL waiting days for sims. We do it pretty much daily (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/schedule.php).

6. Low injuries. Afraid that fast sim schedule is too difficult to manage? Naaaaah. With our injury setting of only 75, you get very few annoying injuries, meaning you can set your game plan for the regular season and cruise most of the way if you'd like.

7. Cap Reduction. Free agency is always a big deal in the CCFL, because we have a utility that knocks 25% off of everyone's salary cap number, causing free agency to be robust every year. Rebuilding is

8. Web bells and whistles. Lots of web and forum stuff that no other league has, and we're frequently building new toys.

9. Free Sex! Oh, wait, Subby quit. Sorry, no more free sex.

10. High-Activity Trade Market. The combination of the cap crunch and a group of active owners makes the trade market a ton of fun every season and offseason. There are often high-quality salary-dump players and picks on the market. Only two sims have been completed in the current season, yet there are 11 trade blocks and two completed trades already...and we're just getting started.

Seriously, give it a shot. Here's a linky: CURRENT OPENINGS, LATE AUGUST/EARLY SEPTEMBER 2012 (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/forum/showthread.php?t=3735)

[Sun Tzu]

I refuse to take part in any league without free sex, hence the reason I'm still in the FOFL.

[Ksyrup]

A league without free sex? That shouldn't be a problem. Most FOFC members are in a league of their own anyway.

[Pyser]

TB is open too, no?

Great league people. With or without the sex.

[Ben E Lou]

TB is open too, no?You are correct. Dallas and Washington have been filled, but TB is open. Just one team left, GET IT NOW!!!1

CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=27)

[QuikSand]

Correction: there is still sex, just no longer free.

[gstelmack]

8. Web bells and whistles. Lots of web and forum stuff that no other league has, and we're frequently building new toys.

What have you been holding out on from IHOF, WOOF, BEFL, etc? I feel left out...

[Ksyrup]

All this talk about sex, toys, and websites has me wondering if Jim has his target audience all wrong. Maybe that's the major retooling that FOF is undergoing for its big new reveal in a few years.

[DougW]

...

[Ben E Lou]

The Washington guy didn't work out. It's open again. Editing first post...

[Pyser]

someone take the skins, you are on the clock at 1.4!

[Julio Riddols]

Still need a Skins replacement?

[Ben E Lou]

Still need a Skins replacement?yes

[Julio Riddols]

Fuck it, I'm in. Downloading the files now.

[Ben E Lou]

Washington filled. One to go. :)

Tampa Bay: CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=27) (has #27 pick, $50.8M cap space)

[Ben E Lou]

Tampa Bay full, but an opening in Denver: CCFL: Denver Broncos Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=8)

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Sex is never truly free.

[Ben E Lou]

One opening: CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=6)

Here's what Free Agency in the upcoming offseason is looking like. (Some of these guys will be extended this week, no doubt, but there's no franchise tag, so those that aren't are definitely FAs.):

CCFL UPCOMING FREE AGENTS (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/freeagentstobe.php)

[Ben E Lou]

Oh, and Cincy has the #4 overall pick in the upcoming draft.

[Julio Riddols]

GAHH, I wish I would have joined a year later.

[Ben E Lou]

Spot filled.

[Ben E Lou]

One opening: CCFL: New Orleans Saints Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=17)

[Ben E Lou]

(Yes, same guy quit both leagues.)

[Ben E Lou]

One challenging opening: CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=27)

[Ben E Lou]

One opening. You'd have the #3 pick in the draft and a very strong FA class: CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=6)


<center><table class="sortable" style="border-collapse: collapse" bgcolor="#00143E" border="1" width="100%"><thead><tr><td><center>DOGBYTES: Top Free Agents (All Positions)</center></td></tr></thead><tbody></tbody><tfoot></tfoot></table></center><center><table class="sortable" style="border-collapse: collapse" bgcolor="#ffffff" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="2" width="100%"><thead><tr><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>RNK</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>NAME</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>POS</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>CUR</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>FUT</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>EXP</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>AGE</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>HT</center></th><th bgcolor="#00143E"><center>WT</center></th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>1</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Joel Wilcox (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=12954)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>NT</center></td><td bgcolor="#d00000"><center>85</center></td> <td bgcolor="#d00000"><center>85</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>10</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>32</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>6-3</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>297</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>2</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>Nolan Cobb (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=14728)</center></td><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>WLB</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>74</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>74</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>8</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>31</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>6-0</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>225</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>3</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Drew Watkins (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=15814)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>QB</center></td><td bgcolor="#00A066"><center>55</center></td> <td bgcolor="#00A066"><center>55</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>6</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>27</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>6-2</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>225</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>4</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>C.J. Sinclair (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=14372)</center></td><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>C</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>76</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>76</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>7</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>28</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>5-11</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>278</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>5</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Monty Berberich (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=10701)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>QB</center></td><td bgcolor="#99B833"><center>65</center></td> <td bgcolor="#99B833"><center>65</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>12</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>34</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>5-11</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>216</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>6</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>Ty Boyd (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=16909)</center></td><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>C</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>74</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>74</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>5</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>28</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>6-1</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>280</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>7</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Rondell Raymond (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=8220)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>QB</center></td><td bgcolor="#99B833"><center>69</center></td> <td bgcolor="#99B833"><center>69</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>15</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>38</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>6-2</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>218</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>8</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>Xavier Clements (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=17162)</center></td><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>NT</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>75</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>75</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>5</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>27</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>6-3</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>297</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>9</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Orlando Tittle (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=12215)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>WLB</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>72</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>72</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>11</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>33</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>6-0</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>216</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>10</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>Van Pond (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=13372)</center></td><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>TE</center></td><td bgcolor="#00A066"><center>59</center></td> <td bgcolor="#00A066"><center>59</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>9</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>31</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>6-4</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>259</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>11</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Neal Henderson (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=12655)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>C</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>71</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>71</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>10</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>32</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>6-4</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>303</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>12</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>Troy Richardson (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=10424)</center></td><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>LDT</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>74</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>74</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>13</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>34</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>6-2</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>288</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>13</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Lorenzo Flowers (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=12315)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>SS</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>71</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffff00"><center>71</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>11</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>34</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>5-11</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>198</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>14</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>Mark Upshaw (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=16643)</center></td><td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>QB</center></td><td bgcolor="#008040"><center>41</center></td> <td bgcolor="#00A066"><center>59</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>5</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>26</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>6-0</center></td> <td bgcolor="#e7e7e7"><center>198</center></td> </tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>15</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>Harold Zumdahl (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=10688)</center></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>SS</center></td><td bgcolor="#99B833"><center>69</center></td> <td bgcolor="#99B833"><center>69</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>13</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>35</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>5-11</center></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffff"><center>206</center></td> </tr></tbody><tfoot></tfoot></table><center><form action="greysheet.php" method="GET">
</form></center></center>Full FA List, searchable by position: http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/greysheet.php

[Ben E Lou]

Bump for the Monday crowd.

[Ben E Lou]

Two openings for next season. (Regular season just finished.)

CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=27)
CCFL: Minnesota Vikings Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=15)

[Ben E Lou]

TB taken. Just one opening now.

[Ben E Lou]

MIN filled, but MIA has come open.

CCFL: Miami Dolphins Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=14)

They have the #3 overall pick in next year's draft, and the FA class is looking quite strong:

CCFL UPCOMING FREE AGENTS (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/freeagentstobe.php)

[Ben E Lou]

(Oh yeah, and they already have a monster-stud WR.)

[Vaevictis_386]

I'll take Miami if they are still open.

[Ben E Lou]

Sorry. Full again. Post over there if you want to be put on a wait list.

[Ben E Lou]

We may have two more openings. Trying to contact these owners to verify. FA1:2 is on Monday and it's a great class, so I'd like to have active owners in place.

Indy has a great roster:
CCFL: Indianapolis Colts Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=11)
Cincy has a great QB and the #6 pick in the draft:
CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ccfl/ben/teampageroster.php?teamid=6)

Be ready to claim these if you're interested.