stevew
11-17-2012, 01:15 PM
1. The focus of this rap video was about dissing an underperforming 2012 fantasy football player Stupid drafted in the first two rounds of his draft. Which player does stupid "Don't Like"?
Calvin Johnson 4
Michael Vick 3
Chris Johnson 3
Cam Newton 2
MJD 2
Tebow(preseason ADP was 186th overall)
(MJD or Newton seem like really good choices here)
2. This clip is overnight sensation, and he's making mad youtube moneyz. He gets invited to the Youtube awards show, and is seated at a table with a Youtube celebrity or Youtube celebrity group. Who is/are this/these person(s)?
Psy 4
Justin Beiber 3
Nicole Westbrook
Kony
Tosh.0
Kate Upton
Numa Numa
Jenna Marbles
Boxxy
Tay Zonday
(I was thinking more along the lines of Ray William Johnson(Equals 3) or Epic Meal Time or FPS Russia)
3. Stupid is freaking famous now, and he's gone from his trailer home for weeks at a time. Unfortunately he only springs for the small crappy DVR from the cable company, and this thing is getting full. In order to save space so that he doesn't overwrite episodes of The League, he needs to delete a different show from his season pass. Which Show?
The Office 2
Big Bang Theory 2
Walking Dead 2
Bones
Homeland
Revolution
Presidential debates
NFL Primetime
How I met Your Mother
Burn Notice
Parks and Rec
Jersey Shore
4. Stupid is spending some time in Vegas these days, and has started to sports bet. Some delusional Falcons fan comes up to him and says, "The 8-0 Falcons are the best team in the history of the NFL. I'll give you +10000 on any Super Bowl win bet you make right now, as long as you don't pick my awesome Falcons". Who did Stupid pick?
Texans 7
Packers 2
Pats 2
Giants
Bears
49ers
Broncos
5. Stupid has now decided to get political and suddenly discovers that voter fraud is a totally real thing. He can go to Kinko's and print as many fake absentee ballots as it takes to make one congressperson retroactively lose in the 2012 election. Who does he stuff the ballot box against?
Michelle Bachman 6
Pelosi 2
Elizabeth Warren 2
Richard Mourdock(so he could lose by more?)
Todd Akin(see Richard Mourdock)
Obama(really?)
Heat Shuler(he's real stupid)---(he retired and did not run in this election)
Deb Fischer
6. Finally, Stupid is invited to the 2013 inauguration and is seated with Lance Bass. Since weed and gay marriage were such important issues in the 2012 election, Stupid asks Lance a question. "Lance, besides yourself, who's your favorite weed smoking gay celebrity?" What was Lance's answer?
Neil Patrick Harris 6
John Travolta 2
Ellen 2
Adam Lambert
Rosie
Andrew Sullivan
Chaz Bono
Lady Gaga
The Results-
Fantasy Duds
Silver Owl
Chief Rum
Mijb#19
Crimson Fox
Young Drachma
Bitrock88
Fantasy Whac-a-Moles
Masked
Julio Riddols
Claphamsa
Clinched a playoff spot
Butter of 69
Pyser
StLee
Nildor
Sort of like Drew Brees
Albionmoonlight
And the Winner is-
Purdue Brad!
Calvin Johnson 4
Michael Vick 3
Chris Johnson 3
Cam Newton 2
MJD 2
Tebow(preseason ADP was 186th overall)
(MJD or Newton seem like really good choices here)
2. This clip is overnight sensation, and he's making mad youtube moneyz. He gets invited to the Youtube awards show, and is seated at a table with a Youtube celebrity or Youtube celebrity group. Who is/are this/these person(s)?
Psy 4
Justin Beiber 3
Nicole Westbrook
Kony
Tosh.0
Kate Upton
Numa Numa
Jenna Marbles
Boxxy
Tay Zonday
(I was thinking more along the lines of Ray William Johnson(Equals 3) or Epic Meal Time or FPS Russia)
3. Stupid is freaking famous now, and he's gone from his trailer home for weeks at a time. Unfortunately he only springs for the small crappy DVR from the cable company, and this thing is getting full. In order to save space so that he doesn't overwrite episodes of The League, he needs to delete a different show from his season pass. Which Show?
The Office 2
Big Bang Theory 2
Walking Dead 2
Bones
Homeland
Revolution
Presidential debates
NFL Primetime
How I met Your Mother
Burn Notice
Parks and Rec
Jersey Shore
4. Stupid is spending some time in Vegas these days, and has started to sports bet. Some delusional Falcons fan comes up to him and says, "The 8-0 Falcons are the best team in the history of the NFL. I'll give you +10000 on any Super Bowl win bet you make right now, as long as you don't pick my awesome Falcons". Who did Stupid pick?
Texans 7
Packers 2
Pats 2
Giants
Bears
49ers
Broncos
5. Stupid has now decided to get political and suddenly discovers that voter fraud is a totally real thing. He can go to Kinko's and print as many fake absentee ballots as it takes to make one congressperson retroactively lose in the 2012 election. Who does he stuff the ballot box against?
Michelle Bachman 6
Pelosi 2
Elizabeth Warren 2
Richard Mourdock(so he could lose by more?)
Todd Akin(see Richard Mourdock)
Obama(really?)
Heat Shuler(he's real stupid)---(he retired and did not run in this election)
Deb Fischer
6. Finally, Stupid is invited to the 2013 inauguration and is seated with Lance Bass. Since weed and gay marriage were such important issues in the 2012 election, Stupid asks Lance a question. "Lance, besides yourself, who's your favorite weed smoking gay celebrity?" What was Lance's answer?
Neil Patrick Harris 6
John Travolta 2
Ellen 2
Adam Lambert
Rosie
Andrew Sullivan
Chaz Bono
Lady Gaga
The Results-
Fantasy Duds
Silver Owl
Chief Rum
Mijb#19
Crimson Fox
Young Drachma
Bitrock88
Fantasy Whac-a-Moles
Masked
Julio Riddols
Claphamsa
Clinched a playoff spot
Butter of 69
Pyser
StLee
Nildor
Sort of like Drew Brees
Albionmoonlight
And the Winner is-
Purdue Brad!