IWS #206: The Results

[PurdueBrad]

Wow, I have to say, one contestant made a clean sweep, hitting the #1 answer in every category so, congratulations to you for truly being stupid!

1- After Twinkies, what Hostess product will Stupid miss the most?
Ho Hos- 10
Ding Dongs- 5
Cupcakes- 3
Wonderbread- 1
Zingers- 1
Donuts- 1

2- When Stupid takes out a Twinkie pack, what does he drink with it?
Milk-12
Mountain Dew- 3
Coke-3
Chocolate milk- 1
Fanta- 1
Beer- 1

3- How long does it take Stupid to finish his last box of Twinkies?
1 week- 6
1 day- 3
1 year- 3
1 hour- 2
2 weeks- 2
immediately- 2
2 hours- 1
10 days- 1
1 month- 1

4- What does Stupid snack on as a replacement for Twinkies?
Doritos- 5
Donuts- 2
Zebra Cakes- 2
Cookies- 1
Swiss rolls- 1
Gansito- 1
Cheese puffs- 1
Oreos- 1
Ladyfingers- 1
Cupcakes- 1
Candy bars- 1
Big cock- 1
Zingers- 1
Pop Tarts- 1
Cheetos- 1

5- What is the maximum amount of money that Stupid would spend on a box of extinct Twinkies?
$100- 8
$50- 5
$10- 4
$20- 3
$40- 1

6- What food takes Twinkies place as the official food of the apocalypse?
Spam- 9
Jello- 2
Chocolate Chip Cookies- 1
McDonald's hamburger- 1
Zebra Cakes- 1
Donuts- 1
Doritos- 1
Rice- 1
Slim Jims- 1
Snickers- 1
Pop Tarts- 1
Oreos- 1


Having trouble getting the box open-
Subby
Crimson Fox

Got into the box but can't rip open the wrapper without sending the Twinkie flying across the room-
Nilodor
Jbergey22
RaidersArmy
Sun Tzu
Claphamsa

Trying to figure out how to use chopsticks to eat a Twinkie-
Britrock88
DodgerChick
MIJB#19
Quiksand
Chief Rum
Lighthouse Keeper
Young Drachma
Mustang
Pyser

Figured out that it's easier with a fork and knife-
Albionmoonlight
SteveW

Who needs a fork and knife when you've got a spork! (3rd place)-
SterlingIce

Eats it by hand but annoyed with the stickiness of the spongy cake (2nd place)-
ntndeacon

And enjoying all that creamy goodness in his mouth (WINNER)...



Lathum


Congratulations Lathum, hopefully it is as satisfying as the whooping your Giants put on the Pack last night!

[CrimsonFox]

nice work Lathum. All hail the king of junk food!

I want to know where all the people were that kept saying Zingers were their favorite.

[Subby]

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

[Warhammer]

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

Obviously at least 9 more than enjoy it with a Mountain Dew.

[claphamsa]

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

i agree.... mountain dew was the only logical answer here!

[CrimsonFox]

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?


LOL this post pleases me. :)

[Lathum]

wow, don't know if I should be proud or grossed out.

I am moving to Cincinnati this week so it is a pretty terrible time for me to attempt to host an IWS. If someone else would like to run it to keep the game going feel free to.

[sterlingice]

Haha!

How in the world did I get 3rd? I think I only had the most popular answer in 3 of the 6 questions. One heck of a splitter set.

Good job, PB!

SI

[sterlingice]

wow, don't know if I should be proud or grossed out.

I am moving to Cincinnati this week so it is a pretty terrible time for me to attempt to host an IWS. If someone else would like to run it to keep the game going feel free to.

I can do one if no one else wants to. I've got a theme and some questions I've been sitting on for a while that aren't too terribly dated. They were from an alternate theme idea I had when we ended up doing the split fantasy football one a few ago.

That said, seems like ntndeacon gets first crack as 2nd place. You know, in the event that the twinkie beauty pageant queen cannot fulfill her duties and all ;)

SI

[B & B]

I was hoping whomever said Big Cock for #4 would have responded the same way for # 6

[CrimsonFox]

Oh that's right. THe last time Laathum won we had to wait a year for the next one. heh.

I'd like to do one sure or could work with you on one sterling (as I don't think I'll ever win) but actually yeah, let ntndeacon do it since he was second.

[CrimsonFox]

Doritos were actually the first thing I thought of to replace Twinkies.

But then I thought. Wait, no...doritos don't replace twinkies. Something sweet would replace twinkies....

There I go thinking again...

[Pyser]

no one drinks beer with twinkies? what world do i live in?

[Sun Tzu]

I was hoping whomever said Big Cock for #4 would have responded the same way for # 6

$10 says it was JimGA.

[CrimsonFox]

So someone said Oreos for #6 but not for #4? :/

[ntndeacon]

woohoo! Ok I'll do one.. Now I gotta come up with a topic for it. I had Zingers for #4 and 1 day for #3 but got the rest.

[Subby]

$10 says it was JimGA.
I'll PM my PayPal details to you...

[Sun Tzu]

Nuts.

[CrimsonFox]

Nuts.


No, not nuts....cock.

[CrimsonFox]

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?


I think Chocolate milk is a really good answer really.

BUt yeah I did say mountain dew as I was thinking along the lines of "What's the biggest crap-for-you drink that I can think of that's equally as sweet?"

[CrimsonFox]

My score was a record low....24 :P

[MIJB#19]

I was expecting cross posting of #4 and #6, clearly I was wrong there.

[CrimsonFox]

yeah weird that. Seems there was a lot of people putting 2 different things for those two with all the 1's everywhere.

[MIJB#19]

Curses; Lathum won again. It's a recipe for a delay of a new IWS.
;)

[britrock88]

Ping Lathum, then ping ntndeacon, then ping SI, who we know has one ready.

[sterlingice]

Ok, if ntndeacon doesn't get on it by, say, Tuesday- I'll post one as we will have to consider him also dead and unable to fulfill his duties :)

SI

[Lathum]

Hey now. I was immediately up front about not being able to.

[sterlingice]

I've already got one in the can from a while back but am wanting to let ntndecon do it.

I PM'd him, tho, as he rightfully has the shot at it. Like I said, if nothing by Tuesday morning, I'll post my IWS and it will become 207

SI

[sterlingice]

Bump.

Again, if nothing, I'll throw out IWS #207 tomorrow morning. Which means I'll have to clean out my PM box since it's at 94%. Hm...

SI

[Desnudo]

Do it!

[sterlingice]

Cleaning out my inbox. IWS 207 will be posted within the hour

SI