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WSUCougar
12-04-2012, 08:52 AM
Reindeer Games 2012

As everyone knows, all of the other reindeer wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. And, frankly, Rudolph is pissed. As everyone also knows, vengeance is a dish best served cold...North Pole cold.

This game is one of humiliation. The goal - how you win - is to represent the least-humiliated of the 8 reindeer. Each of the 8 reindeer are represented by players, who try to target (humiliate) other deer while also defending themselves. Rudolph is a wildcard who is out to get all the others; he does not need to defend since he has already been utterly humiliated.

Rules:

1. Reindeer are assigned automatically to each player, based on the first letter of your FOFC user name (see list below). Your deer is Rudolph if your FOFC user name starts with a number, or if you simply prefer to play as Rudolph (this choice is permanent and must be made before you post for your assigned deer). Solitary exception: I reserve the right to play as either Blitzen or Rudolph each round. *evil laughter*

Dasher [A,B,C]
Dancer [D,E,F]
Prancer [G,H,I]
Vixen [J,K,L]
Comet [M,N,O]
Cupid [P,Q,R]
Donner [S,T,U]
Blitzen [V,W,X,Y,Z]

Rudolph [#] or by choice

2. The game will consist of 10 rounds. Each round lasts 24 hours, and the 24-hour period begins with my (WSUCougar) post announcing the start of each round, and ends with posts no later than 23 hours and 59 minutes afterward. Note that due to timing and real life responsibilities, there will be gaps between the end of a round and the beginning of the next, and rounds may potentially start at any time. Any actions posted after the 24-hour period ends and before the start of the next round are ignored and have no effect on scoring.

3. Each player may post ONE action per round; actions consist of either (a) targeting another deer, or (b) defending. Because he has no reputation to defend, Rudolph's players only target other deer.

4. NO EDITING OF ACTION POSTS!!! This is vital to the scoring process. If your action post is edited, it is disqualified in terms of game activities.

5. Targeting

You humiliate a deer by posting "Target > [deer's name]" and ONE type of humiliation (see below). Example post: Target > Cupid > Mange

IMPORTANT: Each type of humiliation has a minimum number of posts required to activate it. Mange, for example, is activated as soon as it's posted by one player, while Elves requires four posts to activate. That means four players have to post the identical targeting message by the end of the round to score the humiliation points! Obviously, you get more points for the multiple-post humiliations, but can you guarantee your teammates will follow up? Do you take the quick and easy stuff, or go for the big hits? Remember, NO EDITING OF ACTION POSTS!

Types of humiliation (number of posts required and "HP" or humiliation points inflicted):
(1 post = 1 HP): Mange - With all of the publicity and photo ops, no one wants their coat called into question.
(2 posts = 3 HP): Antler envy - Having a "nice rack" is an integral part of reindeer status, and some deer are more endowed than others. Concerns about one's rack are humiliating.
(3 posts = 5 HP): Sleigh - Slowing down the sleigh is a cardinal sin. Whispers may lead to performance anxiety.
(4 posts = 7 HP): Elves - You've seen the inappropriate conduct videos and attended the sensitivity training. You don't want the folks with the pointed ears bad-mouthing you. They don't just make toys...they're gossip-mongers.
(5 posts = 10 HP): Santa - As a reindeer, it begins and ends with The Big Guy. It's a non-stop battle for pecking order on this team, deciding who's naughty, who's nice, and who's Santa's favorite. If your reputation with him ain't so jolly, he may use that whip on you more frequently or - God forbid - bump you from the team for that red-nosed freak.

6. Defending:
Instead of targeting another deer, you may simply post "DEFEND" to remove one HP from your reindeer's score. Multiple "DEFEND" posts do not accumulate like target actions; each post still removes only one HP. A deer's HP score can never go below zero.

7. Rudolph's Revenge:
At the end of each round, after the round has been scored, the deer with the lowest humiliation score takes humiliation points equal to a d6 (six-sided die-roll).

WSUCougar
12-04-2012, 08:53 AM
I'll probably start the first round tomorrow morning, to leave time for questions and clarifications.

Coffee Warlord
12-04-2012, 09:12 AM
Oh hell yes.

Passacaglia
12-04-2012, 09:44 AM
Sounds fun.

JAG
12-04-2012, 10:10 AM
Yay Reindeer games, glad to see its return. Only bummer is no elaborate spreadsheet appears to be needed this year. ;)

Fidatelo
12-04-2012, 10:18 AM
Do we need to commit/confirm that we want to play? Are there are a max number of players per team?

Vince, Pt. II
12-04-2012, 11:17 AM
I apparently am forced to be Rudolph.

CrimsonFox
12-04-2012, 11:22 AM
heh in!

AnalBumCover
12-04-2012, 12:08 PM
I apparently am forced to be Rudolph.
Not quite. You're not allowed to join in any reindeer games.

Coffee Warlord
12-04-2012, 12:29 PM
heh in!
Not quite. You're not allowed to join in any reindeer games.

Dasher represent!

sterlingice
12-04-2012, 01:11 PM
About damn time!

Welcome back, old game!

SI

Vince, Pt. II
12-04-2012, 01:21 PM
Not quite. You're not allowed to join in any reindeer games.

Apparently I'm not good with low hanging fruit. Well played.

WSUCougar
12-04-2012, 09:17 PM
I apparently am forced to be Rudolph.
:redface:

No egg nog for me.

V's are in with Team Blitzen

Grover
12-04-2012, 09:24 PM
In for Team Prancer!

WSUCougar
12-04-2012, 09:34 PM
Do we need to commit/confirm that we want to play? Are there are a max number of players per team?

No, no. :cool:

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 08:24 AM
Round 1 begins NOW.

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a beer"

sterlingice
12-05-2012, 10:05 AM
Two clarifying points:

1) Each defend removes 1 HP point no matter what (as long there are more than 1 HP gone), correct? So if Dasher has 3 HP of damage and Coffee Warlord, AnalBumCover, and CrimsonFox all choose to defend and there are no attacks on Dasher that round, the round ends with Dasher back down to 0 (not including Rudolph's Revenge).

2) Do attacks have to be from the same deer? For instance, what if Comet only has 0 HP of damage while the rest of us are at 10 HP? If I (for Donner) post "Target > Comet > Sleigh" and CW and JAG both follow suit from their respective reindeer, does that mean it's a 5 HP hit or do all 3 have to come from Donner folks? If the latter is the case, should we have the posts instead be "Donner > Target > Comet > Sleigh"?

SI

gstelmack
12-05-2012, 10:13 AM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

Coffee Warlord
12-05-2012, 10:20 AM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

Comet don't pull SHIT.

britrock88
12-05-2012, 10:23 AM
Target Prancer with Elves

AnalBumCover
12-05-2012, 10:23 AM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

I don't buy that "pulled hamstring" bullshit. Dude's just too fucking lazy.

britrock88
12-05-2012, 10:24 AM
Ugh, should have refreshed.

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 10:28 AM
Two clarifying points:

1) Each defend removes 1 HP point no matter what (as long there are more than 1 HP gone), correct? So if Dasher has 3 HP of damage and Coffee Warlord, AnalBumCover, and CrimsonFox all choose to defend and there are no attacks on Dasher that round, the round ends with Dasher back down to 0 (not including Rudolph's Revenge).

2) Do attacks have to be from the same deer? For instance, what if Comet only has 0 HP of damage while the rest of us are at 10 HP? If I (for Donner) post "Target > Comet > Sleigh" and CW and JAG both follow suit from their respective reindeer, does that mean it's a 5 HP hit or do all 3 have to come from Donner folks? If the latter is the case, should we have the posts instead be "Donner > Target > Comet > Sleigh"?

SI

Your #1 is correct. On #2, attacks DO have to come from the same deer. You can add the originating deer to your targeting message but it's not necessary.

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 10:31 AM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

That's a hostile act.

Aylmar
12-05-2012, 10:34 AM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

panerd
12-05-2012, 10:37 AM
Target > Dancer > Antler Envy

sterlingice
12-05-2012, 10:39 AM
One more clarifying point:

Let's say there's a really active group of names. Let's call them the ABCs, or "Dasher". If they have 3 people post "Target > Comet > Sleigh" and another 3 people post "Target > Blitzen > Sleigh", do both attacks hit?

SI

Coffee Warlord
12-05-2012, 10:41 AM
I was just about to ask that.

AnalBumCover
12-05-2012, 10:46 AM
One more clarifying point:

Let's say there's a really active group of names. Let's call them the ABCs, or "Dasher". If they have 3 people post "Target > Comet > Sleigh" and another 3 people post "Target > Blitzen > Sleigh", do both attacks hit?

SI
Along the same line, if 6 people post "Target > Comet > Sleigh" is that a double hit?

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 10:46 AM
One more clarifying point:

Let's say there's a really active group of names. Let's call them the ABCs, or "Dasher". If they have 3 people post "Target > Comet > Sleigh" and another 3 people post "Target > Blitzen > Sleigh", do both attacks hit?

SI

Yes - deer teams can have multiple attacks going at the same time.

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 10:47 AM
Along the same line, if 6 people post "Target > Comet > Sleigh" is that a double hit?

Absoluely!

sterlingice
12-05-2012, 10:49 AM
Ok, I'll stop asking stupid questions...


(...for now)

SI

sterlingice
12-05-2012, 10:53 AM
Target > Prancer > Sleigh

Time to see how many of us there are in this letter group

SI

AnalBumCover
12-05-2012, 10:57 AM
7. Rudolph's Revenge:
At the end of each round, after the round has been scored, the deer with the lowest humiliation score takes humiliation points equal to a d6 (six-sided die-roll).
Even if it happens to be Rudolph himself?

sterlingice
12-05-2012, 11:06 AM
Even if it happens to be Rudolph himself?

I'm guessing that's covered here: "Rudolph is a wildcard who is out to get all the others; he does not need to defend since he has already been utterly humiliated."

Rudolph can't win and it would be silly to target him. His score is already "Infinity HP"

SI

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 11:09 AM
Even if it happens to be Rudolph himself?

Rudolph does't get humiliated. HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?

Coffee Warlord
12-05-2012, 11:09 AM
No, he hasn't. Little red nosed freak.

JAG
12-05-2012, 11:15 AM
Target > Dasher > Antler Envy

I've heard he tapes on tree branches...

Coffee Warlord
12-05-2012, 11:15 AM
Ohhh, it's on, bitch.

Grover
12-05-2012, 11:19 AM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

sterlingice
12-05-2012, 11:19 AM
Collusion is allowed and appreciated, correct (since it's a cutthroat game of deceit and humiliation anyways)?

SI

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 11:23 AM
Collusion is allowed and appreciated, correct (since it's a cutthroat game of deceit and humiliation anyways)?

SI
You betcha
:devil:

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 11:33 AM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

Coal in your stocking, beyotch

Passacaglia
12-05-2012, 11:36 AM
Target > Dancer > Antler Envy

Passacaglia
12-05-2012, 11:37 AM
Should complete that set.

Fidatelo
12-05-2012, 12:02 PM
Target > Donner > Antler envy

SackAttack
12-05-2012, 12:03 PM
Target > Prancer > Sleigh

JPhillips
12-05-2012, 12:10 PM
Target > Dasher > Antler Envy

MIJB#19
12-05-2012, 02:04 PM
Target > Dancer > Antler Envy

lighthousekeeper
12-05-2012, 02:07 PM
Questions regarding:
7. Rudolph's Revenge:
At the end of each round, after the round has been scored, the deer with the lowest humiliation score takes humiliation points equal to a d6 (six-sided die-roll).

A. Does "lowest humiliation score" mean the most lost hit points or least lost hit points?

B. Is it based on the lowest humiliation score across all rounds or only for that particular round

C. What is done in the event that multiple deer are tied with lowest humiliation score?

britrock88
12-05-2012, 02:21 PM
Any other A-Cs out there should refer to post 20 (if there are 3 of you).

lighthousekeeper
12-05-2012, 05:08 PM
Target > Dasher > Mange

Vince, Pt. II
12-05-2012, 05:56 PM
Looks like it's just you and me Coug.

Target > Prancer > Antler Envy

I mean really, a weave?

terpkristin
12-05-2012, 06:16 PM
Target > Prancer > Sleigh

WSUCougar
12-05-2012, 06:36 PM
Questions regarding:
7. Rudolph's Revenge:
At the end of each round, after the round has been scored, the deer with the lowest humiliation score takes humiliation points equal to a d6 (six-sided die-roll).

A. Does "lowest humiliation score" mean the most lost hit points or least lost hit points?

B. Is it based on the lowest humiliation score across all rounds or only for that particular round

C. What is done in the event that multiple deer are tied with lowest humiliation score?
A. The deer with the least amount of humiliation. Rudolph hates all of you equally, you see.
B. All rounds
C. Then they'll each get a dose of Rudolph's wrath :rant:

hoopsguy
12-05-2012, 09:54 PM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

stevew
12-06-2012, 04:30 AM
Target > Prancer > Sleigh

WSUCougar
12-06-2012, 08:00 AM
Target > Prancer > Antler Envy

WSUCougar
12-06-2012, 08:48 AM
Humiliation after Round 1

1. Prancer [8]
2. Vixen [6], Cupid [6]
4. Comet [5], Blitzen [5]
6. Dasher [4]
7. Dancer [3]
8. Donner [1]

Vixen (6), Cupid (6), and Donner (1) received Rudolph's Revenge. Something about "Got buck?" and phone numbers in the does' rest room.

WSUCougar
12-06-2012, 08:49 AM
Round 2 begins NOW

"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtlenecks and a beer."

JPhillips
12-06-2012, 08:52 AM
Target > Donner > Sleigh

Coffee Warlord
12-06-2012, 08:52 AM
Team Dasher. Let's go big. Go high enough, there's always one man. That man is big, fat, and red. That man needs to know the truth about a certain deer.

Target > Dancer > Santa

lighthousekeeper
12-06-2012, 08:55 AM
Humiliation after Round 1

1. Prancer [8]
2. Vixen [6], Cupid [6]
4. Comet [5], Blitzen [5]
6. Dasher [3], Dancer [3]
8. Donner [1]

Vixen (6), Cupid (6), and Donner (1) received Rudolph's Revenge. Something about "Got buck?" and phone numbers in the does' rest room.
I thought Dasher should be -4 because of the Mange and Donner is -6 (because of Rudolph)

WSUCougar
12-06-2012, 09:02 AM
I thought Dasher should be -4 because of the Mange and Donner is -6 (because of Rudolph)

Missed the mange! Corrected, thanks

Rudolph's revenge is rolled separately for each target, thus the [1] for Donner.

lighthousekeeper
12-06-2012, 10:45 AM
Target > Donner > Sleigh

lighthousekeeper
12-06-2012, 10:48 AM
Can a reindeer target itself?

AnalBumCover
12-06-2012, 10:59 AM
Target > Dancer > Santa
Dasher: *knock knock* "Hey boss, I got an issue with a fellow employee in my department. You got a minute to chat?"

Santa: "Sure Dash. Have a seat. What seems to be the problem?"

[to be continued]

gstelmack
12-06-2012, 11:02 AM
Target > Donner > Sleigh

sterlingice
12-06-2012, 11:27 AM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

SI

SackAttack
12-06-2012, 11:31 AM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

Grover
12-06-2012, 11:32 AM
Target > Donner > Sleigh

britrock88
12-06-2012, 11:52 AM
Target > Dancer > Santa

Fidatelo
12-06-2012, 11:56 AM
Holy moly, am I the only Dancer team member? Not looking good for my little deer...

Fidatelo
12-06-2012, 11:58 AM
DEFEND

JAG
12-06-2012, 12:10 PM
Target > Donner > Sleigh

WSUCougar
12-06-2012, 12:12 PM
Holy moly, am I the only Dancer team member? Not looking good for my little deer...

Time to recruit some allies!

MIJB#19
12-06-2012, 12:26 PM
Target > Blitzen > Mange

Aylmar
12-06-2012, 12:33 PM
Target > Dancer > Santa

Passacaglia
12-06-2012, 12:45 PM
DEFEND

JPhillips
12-06-2012, 01:06 PM
Donner's getting f'ed up.

stevew
12-06-2012, 01:12 PM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

sterlingice
12-06-2012, 01:26 PM
Cool- another Donner :)

SI

Coffee Warlord
12-06-2012, 05:32 PM
Paging all A-C'rs. Call up Santa and get it done.

terpkristin
12-06-2012, 07:35 PM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

Oh Vixen, you sleigh me.

/tk

panerd
12-06-2012, 07:47 PM
defend

WSUCougar
12-07-2012, 08:30 AM
Target > Dasher > Mange

AnalBumCover
12-07-2012, 08:39 AM
Paging all A-C'rs. Call up Santa and get it done.
Unless we get one more vote in the next 10 minutes, I'd say Santa ignored our call.

Autumn
12-07-2012, 09:17 AM
Target > Dancer > Santa

Vince, Pt. II
12-07-2012, 09:48 AM
Target > Vixen > Mange

sterlingice
12-07-2012, 12:36 PM
Someone needs to wake up WSU ;)

SI

Passacaglia
12-07-2012, 12:43 PM
cardinals suck

sterlingice
12-07-2012, 12:46 PM
cardinals suck
cardinals suck

If we say it 3 times, does he appear like Beetlejuice?

SI

SackAttack
12-07-2012, 03:28 PM
I just left a particularly nasty Cardinal in the toilet bowl.

WSUCougar
12-07-2012, 03:32 PM
I've got your Cardinal right here! *grabs crotch*

Sorry I won't be scoring Round 2 until later. Should we play over the weekend or hold til Monday.

AnalBumCover
12-07-2012, 03:55 PM
How about extending round 3 to 48 hours through the weekend. I can imagine folks will be looking for Santa's attention with this extra time.

kingfc22
12-07-2012, 05:35 PM
Target > Donner > Sleigh

sterlingice
12-08-2012, 12:27 PM
I'm all for playing over the weekend but count it all as one round (i.e. goes until sometime Monday so the weekend posters get a chance to play, too)

SI

JPhillips
12-08-2012, 08:30 PM
Target > Donner > Sleigh

WSUCougar
12-09-2012, 06:20 PM
Humiliation after Round 2

1. Vixen [11]
2. Prancer [8]
3. Blitzen [6], Dancer [6*], Donner [6]
6. Comet [5], Dasher [5]
8. Cupid [4]

*Dancer received Rudolph's Revenge (+2)

WSUCougar
12-09-2012, 06:22 PM
Round 3 Begins NOW

"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three French Toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer."

gstelmack
12-09-2012, 07:37 PM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

Vince, Pt. II
12-09-2012, 07:39 PM
Target > Cupid > Mange

Coffee Warlord
12-10-2012, 08:18 AM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

Finally, some other deer realize the ugly truth about Comet.

Fidatelo
12-10-2012, 08:29 AM
DEFEND

Aylmar
12-10-2012, 10:11 AM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

eiskrap
12-10-2012, 11:20 AM
Target > Dasher > Mange

SackAttack
12-10-2012, 11:47 AM
Target > Dasher > Sleigh

AnalBumCover
12-10-2012, 11:48 AM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

Obviously didn't graduate from Reindeer Boot Camp based on his flying abilities.

stevew
12-10-2012, 01:49 PM
Target > Dasher > Sleigh

MIJB#19
12-10-2012, 01:54 PM
Defend!

JPhillips
12-10-2012, 02:34 PM
Target > Cupid > Mange

JAG
12-10-2012, 02:57 PM
Target > Donner > Mange

sterlingice
12-10-2012, 03:21 PM
Target > Dasher > Sleigh

britrock88
12-10-2012, 04:03 PM
Target > Comet > Mange

Passacaglia
12-10-2012, 04:07 PM
DEFEND

terpkristin
12-10-2012, 07:57 PM
Target > Dasher > Sleigh

WSUCougar
12-11-2012, 08:35 AM
Humiliation after Round 3

1. Comet [13]
2. Dasher [11], Vixen [11]
4. Prancer [8]
5. Donner [7], Dancer [7*], Cupid [7*]
8. Blitzen [6]

*Cupid (+2) and Dancer (+2) received Rudolph's Revenge

WSUCougar
12-11-2012, 08:35 AM
Round 4 Begins NOW

"On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four pounds of backbacon, three French Toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer...in a tree."

WSUCougar
12-11-2012, 08:36 AM
Target > Dasher > Antler Envy

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight..."

Coffee Warlord
12-11-2012, 08:38 AM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

Fidatelo
12-11-2012, 08:52 AM
Target > Donner > Antler envy

gstelmack
12-11-2012, 09:06 AM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

britrock88
12-11-2012, 10:13 AM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

britrock88
12-11-2012, 10:14 AM
We might want to think about playing defense at some point, though.

Coffee Warlord
12-11-2012, 10:23 AM
Did Patton play defense? NO!

JPhillips
12-11-2012, 10:24 AM
DEFENSE

SackAttack
12-11-2012, 10:56 AM
Target > Dancer > Sleigh

Aylmar
12-11-2012, 10:57 AM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

AnalBumCover
12-11-2012, 11:00 AM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

I hear he uses Apple Maps.

AnalBumCover
12-11-2012, 11:01 AM
D'oh. I should've refreshed. Now we need two more "Target > Vixen > Sleigh" for a double hit.

terpkristin
12-11-2012, 01:22 PM
Target > Dancer > Sleigh

/tk

stevew
12-11-2012, 01:41 PM
Defend

sterlingice
12-11-2012, 01:43 PM
Target > Dancer > Sleigh

CrimsonFox
12-11-2012, 02:08 PM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

eiskrap
12-12-2012, 02:30 AM
Target > Donner > Antler envy

JAG
12-12-2012, 07:22 AM
DEFEND

Grover
12-12-2012, 09:02 AM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

chesapeake
12-12-2012, 11:05 AM
Target > Vixen > Sleigh

MIJB#19
12-12-2012, 11:19 AM
Target > Dasher > Antler Envy

terpkristin
12-12-2012, 08:46 PM
Hmm didn't see a new round for today, guess I'll hold off til tomorrow! :D

/tk

WSUCougar
12-12-2012, 10:51 PM
Humiliation after Round 4

1. Vixen [14]
2. Comet [13]
3. Dasher [11]
4. Dancer [10]
5. Donner [9], Cupid [9*]
7. Prancer [8]
8. Blitzen [6]

*Cupid (+4) received Rudolph's Revenge

WSUCougar
12-12-2012, 10:53 PM
Round 5 Begins NOW

"On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden touques! Four pounds of back-bacon, three French Toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer...in a tree."

britrock88
12-12-2012, 11:58 PM
So we've had as many as 5 and as few as 3 put in orders. Hmm...

sterlingice
12-13-2012, 07:41 AM
Target > Cupid > Elves

SI

gstelmack
12-13-2012, 08:28 AM
Since we seem to have a lack of GHI, time to change tactics:

Target > Blitzen > Antler Envy

AnalBumCover
12-13-2012, 08:42 AM
Rumors of an inter-office romance with one of the elves is causing quite a commotion at the North Pole.

Target > Prancer > Elves

Coffee Warlord
12-13-2012, 08:44 AM
Target > Prancer > Elves

Rumors? They've got PHOTOS.

Aylmar
12-13-2012, 09:01 AM
Target > Prancer > Elves

britrock88
12-13-2012, 09:02 AM
Target > Prancer > Elves

SackAttack
12-13-2012, 09:10 AM
Target > Cupid > Elves

Passacaglia
12-13-2012, 10:14 AM
DEFEND

stevew
12-13-2012, 10:37 AM
Target> cupid> Elves.

chesapeake
12-13-2012, 12:04 PM
Target > Prancer > Elves

MIJB#19
12-13-2012, 12:51 PM
Target > Dasher > Antler Envy

terpkristin
12-13-2012, 05:28 PM
Target > Cupid > Elves

/tk

sterlingice
12-16-2012, 02:37 PM
Cards really suck?

SI

CrimsonFox
12-16-2012, 03:32 PM
defend

sterlingice
12-16-2012, 04:43 PM
I think we're probably past the 24 hour mark to put in commands

(And for the record "cards really suck?" was not a question as to whether they suck as they do indeed. However, it is whether that would draw WSU out of the woodwork)

SI

WSUCougar
12-17-2012, 08:33 AM
Humiliation after Round 5

1. Cupid [15], Prancer [15]
3. Vixen [14]
4. Comet [13]
5. Dasher [11]
6. Dancer [10]
7. Donner [9]
8. Blitzen [8*]

*Blitzen (+2) received Rudolph's Revenge

WSUCougar
12-17-2012, 08:34 AM
Round 6 Begins NOW

"On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me six packs of two-four, five golden touques! Four pounds of back-bacon, three French Toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer...in a tree."

sterlingice
12-17-2012, 08:52 AM
Shouldn't Cupid have gone 9 +7 -1?

SI

SackAttack
12-17-2012, 09:22 AM
Target > Blitzen > Elves

sterlingice
12-17-2012, 09:28 AM
Target > Blitzen > Elves

britrock88
12-17-2012, 02:27 PM
Here, ready to follow orders.

terpkristin
12-17-2012, 03:12 PM
Target > Blitzen > Elves

Not to be confused with Elvis.

stevew
12-17-2012, 03:14 PM
Target > Blitzen > Elves

stevew
12-17-2012, 03:16 PM
Shouldn't Cupid have gone 9 +7 -1?

SI

yeah, we got that 4 hit in.

Coffee Warlord
12-17-2012, 03:22 PM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

Passacaglia
12-17-2012, 03:32 PM
DEFEND

Aylmar
12-17-2012, 03:49 PM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

britrock88
12-17-2012, 03:53 PM
Target > Blitzen > Sleigh

WSUCougar
12-17-2012, 08:18 PM
Shouldn't Cupid have gone 9 +7 -1?

Aye, and this has been fixed.*


* Cupid's lawyer had requested a gag order from the judge, but the elf in question leaked it anyway...so to speak. :eek:

WSUCougar
12-17-2012, 08:19 PM
Target > Dasher > Sleigh

AnalBumCover
12-17-2012, 08:55 PM
DEFEND

CrimsonFox
12-18-2012, 01:53 AM
DEFEND

Vince, Pt. II
12-18-2012, 02:26 AM
Target > Dasher > Sleigh

WSUCougar
12-18-2012, 08:46 AM
Humiliation after Round 6

1. Blitzen [20]
2. Prancer [15]
3. Cupid [14], Vixen [14]
5. Comet [13]
6. Dasher [11*]
7. Dancer [10], Donner [10*]

*Dasher (+2) and Donner (+1) received Rudolph's Revenge

WSUCougar
12-18-2012, 08:47 AM
Round 7 Begins NOW

"On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four, five golden touques! Four pounds of back-bacon, three French Toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer...in a tree."

WSUCougar
12-18-2012, 08:48 AM
DEFEND

sterlingice
12-18-2012, 12:22 PM
Target > Comet > Elves

SI

Coffee Warlord
12-18-2012, 12:26 PM
Target > Donner > Elves

stevew
12-18-2012, 12:34 PM
Target > Comet > Elves.

sterlingice
12-18-2012, 12:36 PM
Target > Donner > Elves

Really? We lay off you guys to try and clear out some of the deer that have been hovering around the bottom and this is what we get.

Donner, you already know the target for tomorrow. It's Dasher and the ABCs

SI

gstelmack
12-18-2012, 12:37 PM
Target > Dancer > Mange

Coffee Warlord
12-18-2012, 12:41 PM
Really? We lay off you guys to try and clear out some of the deer that have been hovering around the bottom and this is what we get.

Donner, you already know the target for tomorrow. It's Dasher and the ABCs

SI

There's only one perfect deer on this sled. And it ain't you. :)

Passacaglia
12-18-2012, 12:48 PM
DEFEND

SackAttack
12-18-2012, 01:21 PM
Target > Comet > Elves

AnalBumCover
12-18-2012, 02:08 PM
Target > Donner > Elves

britrock88
12-18-2012, 03:41 PM
Target > Donner > Elves

CrimsonFox
12-18-2012, 05:18 PM
Target > Donner > Elves

terpkristin
12-18-2012, 08:07 PM
Target > Comet > Elves

/tk

Aylmar
12-19-2012, 12:54 AM
Target > Donner > Mange

JAG
12-19-2012, 06:58 AM
Target > Blitzen > Mange

sterlingice
12-19-2012, 09:02 AM
Just waiting for the sun to come up at the North Pole (which might be a bad idea this time of year)

SI

WSUCougar
12-19-2012, 11:28 AM
Humiliation after Round 7

1. Blitzen [20], Comet [20]
3. Donner [18]
4. Dasher [16*]
5. Prancer [15]
6. Dancer [14*], Vixen [14]
8. Cupid [13]

*Dasher (+5) and Dancer (+3) received Rudolph's Revenge

WSUCougar
12-19-2012, 11:30 AM
Round 8 begins NOW

8th day of Christmas, blah blah blah

sterlingice
12-19-2012, 12:05 PM
I sense WSU's Christmas spirit is waning a hair

Meanwhile, Dasher is going to get a visit from the big man

SI

sterlingice
12-19-2012, 12:23 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

The boss would like to have a word with you

SI

Scoobz0202
12-19-2012, 12:25 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

JeeberD
12-19-2012, 12:27 PM
Now that the semester is over, I think I'll join in the festivities!

Target > Dancer > Antler Envy

Suicane75
12-19-2012, 12:27 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

twothree
12-19-2012, 12:34 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

sterlingice
12-19-2012, 12:38 PM
Many thanks to Suicane75, twothree, and Scoobz0202!

Thank you much for the help in assisting with the some Santa-styled revenge. I say we go for 2 sets of Santa. We've up to 4 already. SA, tk, and stevew make 7. Let's get 3 more new S/T/U posters to get it up to 10 posts!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/sterlingice/random/futuramasanta.jpg

CW, we were just minding our own business until Dasher came along: I hope yesterday was worth it :D

SI

TRO
12-19-2012, 12:44 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

saldana
12-19-2012, 12:46 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

WSUCougar
12-19-2012, 12:51 PM
Hell hath no fury like an enraged reindeer!

spleen1015
12-19-2012, 12:57 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

sterlingice
12-19-2012, 01:02 PM
TRO, saldana, spleen1015 - Many thanks to you!

For thanks, some Calvin and Hobbes

http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt184/Hobbes217/Calvin%20And%20Hobbes/GROSSSnowballFight.jpg


SI

stevew
12-19-2012, 01:03 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

SackAttack
12-19-2012, 01:18 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

timmynausea
12-19-2012, 02:40 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

AnalBumCover
12-19-2012, 03:15 PM
DEFEND, damn you! DEFEND!

CrimsonFox
12-19-2012, 03:19 PM
Many thanks to Suicane75, twothree, and Scoobz0202!

Thank you much for the help in assisting with the some Santa-styled revenge. I say we go for 2 sets of Santa. We've up to 4 already. SA, tk, and stevew make 7. Let's get 3 more new S/T/U posters to get it up to 10 posts!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/sterlingice/random/futuramasanta.jpg

CW, we were just minding our own business until Dasher came along: I hope yesterday was worth it :D

SI

LOL this post pleases me so much.

Coffee Warlord
12-19-2012, 03:23 PM
Ohhhhh I suppose we...

DEFEND

I'm too damn lazy to post on the board asking for more minions. :)

CrimsonFox
12-19-2012, 03:25 PM
and i'm too lazy to look up which letters are what reindeer


DEFEND

stevew
12-19-2012, 03:28 PM
Is that 10?

Eat a dick Dasher!

CrimsonFox
12-19-2012, 03:37 PM
we don't want to eat you, steve.

sterlingice
12-19-2012, 03:39 PM
LOL this post pleases me so much.

I have about ~50 things in a folder called "Random" in my Photobucket- things I've typically posted here before. Any time I can reuse something from there, it's a good posting day :D

I'm too damn lazy to post on the board asking for more minions. :)

I lack a capacity for shame and make up for it with diligence. This is right up my alley.

Besides, the game was starting to get a little routine and it sounded like fun to get some more people involved. A snowball fight between 4 people is fun for a couple of minutes. A snowball fight between 30 can be fun for much longer :)

SI

sterlingice
12-19-2012, 03:42 PM
timmynausea, thanks for getting us to 10!

Is that 10?

Eat a dick Dasher!

It is indeed 10. I don't know if we have any more who want to post here but I'm all for trying for 15. tk has yet to post for today but she has late shift rocket science-y stuff to do so we may not hear from her for a while. Probably better to defend if we have any more from S/T/U.

(EDIT: Also, this is still all in good fun, right? Don't want any real meanness to come out of some silliness)

SI

Vince, Pt. II
12-19-2012, 03:55 PM
Target > Cupid > Mange

britrock88
12-19-2012, 04:18 PM
DEFEND

Geez. Rudolph gives us 5, and ST(f)U decides to pile on?

clemsonfan
12-19-2012, 04:55 PM
DEFEND

Butter
12-19-2012, 04:56 PM
DEFEND

Aylmar
12-19-2012, 05:08 PM
DEFEND

WSUCougar
12-19-2012, 05:55 PM
DEFEND

MIJB#19
12-19-2012, 06:27 PM
Target > Donner > Mange

TargetPractice6
12-19-2012, 07:04 PM
DEFEND

terpkristin
12-19-2012, 07:19 PM
Target > Dasher > Santa

Move the "n" and that becomes Satan.

/tk

SackAttack
12-19-2012, 08:23 PM
Four more! C'mon, STU's! :D

Masked
12-19-2012, 10:01 PM
Target > Donner > Mange

chesapeake
12-20-2012, 09:17 AM
DEFEND

MIJB#19
12-21-2012, 08:39 AM
The STU crowd are the new 'effin elitists.

WSUCougar
12-21-2012, 08:54 AM
(AP) NORTH POLE - In a stunning announcement, Donner has made disturbing allegations concerning fellow reindeer Dasher and "inappropriate hoofing" with Mrs. Claus. While Santa had no official comment, it is widely suspected that Santa is "pissed" and that one of his lead reindeer is in deep doo-doo with the Big Man at a critical time of year. :popcorn:

Elsewhere, Rudolph has been a busy boy, spiking the water trough in the stable and apparently enlisted Hermie the elf in pulling one of Cupid's teeth after he passed out.

Humiliation after Round 8

1. Dasher [28]
2. Comet [20], Cupid [20*]
4. Donner [19], Blitzen [19]
6. Dancer [16*]
7. Prancer [15], Vixen [15*]

*Dancer (+2), Vixen (+1), and Cupid (+6) received Rudolph's Revenge

lighthousekeeper
12-21-2012, 08:55 AM
DEFEND

WSUCougar
12-21-2012, 08:59 AM
Round 9 begins NOW

Mmmm, nine ladies dancing...

WSUCougar
12-21-2012, 08:59 AM
DEFEND

That counts :cool:

sterlingice
12-21-2012, 09:22 AM
Well last round was fun. Now what?

That was as far as my plan went.

SI

sterlingice
12-21-2012, 10:31 AM
Target > Dancer > Sleigh

Time to go back to getting points for inactive deer.

If any of the new STUs stick around, we could use "defend". Or aim for a onesie, twosie (mange, antler envy) of one of the deer with a lower score

SI

stevew
12-21-2012, 11:01 AM
Target > Dancer > Sleigh

spleen1015
12-21-2012, 11:08 AM
DEFEND

Vince, Pt. II
12-21-2012, 11:48 AM
DEFEND

Masked
12-21-2012, 12:28 PM
DEFEND

saldana
12-21-2012, 01:08 PM
DEFEND

Fidatelo
12-21-2012, 01:26 PM
DEFEND

Coffee Warlord
12-21-2012, 02:15 PM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

So there.

SackAttack
12-21-2012, 02:48 PM
Target > Dancer > Sleigh

AnalBumCover
12-21-2012, 04:42 PM
Target > Comet > Sleigh

britrock88
12-21-2012, 06:32 PM
Target > Comet > Sleigh.

ABCs, play defense now?

TRO
12-21-2012, 09:36 PM
Defend

CrimsonFox
12-21-2012, 09:55 PM
DEFEND