The Spark Tests

[korme]

TheSpark! (http://www.thespark.com)

Ok, I was these Dante tests. They pale in comparison to TheSpark's tests. I suggest taking the Personality test to start.

[korme]

Yeah, find them at the bottom right.

[Blade6119]

Been one of my bookmarks for a loooooonnnnngggg time...part due o the tests, and part due to sparknotes, its study-guide site linked on the top left....god that has saved me many times...

[tucker342]

those tests are funny:D

[kcchief19]

The Death Test told me I'm going to die in 2042 -- on September 11th. Uh-oh.

[SplitPersonality1]

great site. the gender test was very funny (and accurate)

[korme]

The Sex Test starts off great.. :D


Did you know that there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males.

Take a look down. Are you male or female?

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by kcchief19
The Death Test told me I'm going to die in 2042 -- on September 11th. Uh-oh.

October 24, 2051, at the age of 80. And this, despite the hairy nipples illness I seem to have.

I have a 6% chance of dying from auto-fellatio. If I can't do it now, I certainly won't be able to do it at 80!

[korme]

lol, auto-fellatio

thats the best thing ive ever heard

[korme]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 28, 2059
at the age of 74 years old.
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On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Cancer (13%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
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Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 28, 2059, as you slip silently into the night.

[Fidatelo]

The was nothing funnier than the original stinkymeat, with the possible exception of stinkyfeet. I used to love that site!

[Fidatelo]

dola...

Damn I lied! This article (http://www.thespark.com/features/jail/jail.html) is the funniest thing on the site! Nothing cracks me up more than "Are you fighting Ambassadors?"

[korme]

PANTALOONS!