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Marmel
05-02-2003, 10:32 AM
There I am minding my own business, when the mailman arrives. He is wearing a safari hat. I make some small talk and find out he can't wait for the Derby tomorrow, he is placing a few bets and is going to the Teletheatre around here to watch it.

Go figure.

Nice to finally meet you Quik.
Marmel
05-02-2003, 10:33 AM
dola....

Damn. The thread title should read:

Quiksand IS my mailman.
Marmel
05-02-2003, 10:33 AM
double dola......

I am sure this thread title will draw more readers though. :D
Butter
05-02-2003, 10:34 AM
You got Quiksand in my mailman!

No, you got mailman in my Quiksand!
Bee
05-02-2003, 10:34 AM
At least you spelled Quiksand correctly. :D
vtbub
05-02-2003, 10:34 AM
Sorry no triple for you...
Easy Mac
05-02-2003, 10:38 AM
"Quiksand in my mailman"

I'm sure of you lubed him up, it wouldn't feel like Quiksand, Marm.
Marmel
05-02-2003, 10:39 AM
Of all the typos in the world, I had to make this one. :D
Easy Mac
05-02-2003, 10:41 AM
freudian slip perhaps?
Maple Leafs
05-02-2003, 10:46 AM
This is the second best thread title typo I've seen, right behind Andy's infamous "I'd like to publicly spank all my commisioners".
QuikSand
05-02-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Marmel
Of all the typos in the world, I had to make this one.

Yeah, I'm not all that keen on it, either.
scooper
05-02-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Maple Leafs
This is the second best thread title typo I've seen, right behind Andy's infamous "I'd like to publicly spank all my commisioners".

Was that really a typo?
Easy Mac
05-02-2003, 10:52 AM
can a thread title be quote of the moment?
CamEdwards
05-02-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
"Quiksand in my mailman"

I'm sure of you lubed him up, it wouldn't feel like Quiksand, Marm.

Okay, this is the funniest things I've read here in a long time.
Easy Mac
05-02-2003, 10:54 AM
and sadly, i too had a typo
bbor
05-02-2003, 01:20 PM
Would'nt this actually be considered a ty-poo? :D
JeeberD
05-02-2003, 02:41 PM
Oh crap, that's funny. I didn't even read the title correctly until you pointed it out, I read it as you meant to type it...
Easy Mac
05-02-2003, 03:19 PM
up
primelord
05-02-2003, 03:21 PM
:)
TLK
05-02-2003, 03:24 PM
^^
Noop
05-02-2003, 03:29 PM
Quiksand is really your mailman or are you just bullsh*tin? Damn thats kinda weird to meet someone you chat with on the net.
Anrhydeddu
05-02-2003, 03:30 PM
Noop: think geography.
JeeberD
05-02-2003, 03:33 PM
What, do you think that he couldn't commute from Mayland to Connecticut just to deliver the mail? Some people have passion for their jobs, Anry... :D
Easy Mac
05-02-2003, 03:35 PM
it looks like Marmel has passion for his mailman
Craptacular
05-02-2003, 03:39 PM
Marmel failed to mention he answered the door in an open bathrobe showing his bra and panties.
JeeberD
05-02-2003, 03:39 PM
OrQuikHasPassionForMarm'sMailman.
Marmel
05-02-2003, 03:40 PM
I don't know how familiar some of you newer guys are with the Safari hat Quiksand told once, but for some reason that always stuck with me. We all now Quik's obsession with the horses.

IT WAS A COINCIDENCE!

Sheesh.
Buzzbee
05-02-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
it looks like Marmel has passion for his mailman

Actually, it looks like QuikSand has passion for Marmel's mailman.

Guess this gives new meaning to the term mail carrier. Or should that be MALE carrier?
JeeberD
05-02-2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Actually, it looks like QuikSand has passion for Marmel's mailman.

Guess this gives new meaning to the term mail carrier. Or should that be MALE carrier?

I think I already said that. But I don't blame you, it was hard to read (damn board actin up)... :D
Bee
05-02-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
Noop: think geography.
What does rocks have to do with this?
GoldenEagle
05-02-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
freudian slip perhaps?

I dont know about that Simon guy, he was crazy.
Anrhydeddu
05-02-2003, 04:46 PM
Likely excuse, Marm, you were just being clever and cloy again since the "n" is not near the "s". ;)
SplitPersonality1
05-03-2003, 12:12 AM
The last couple of days have produced some of the funniest threads in a very looooooooong time. I'm reading the FOFC board and smilin' again.

Quiksand in my mailman. Oh lordy. :)
sterlingice
05-03-2003, 12:18 AM
What's to say his mailman isn't some hot girl and Kickstand (I'm sure this will cease being funny at some point) was in her and... Yeah, I'm sure that happens in something other than fiction...

SI
Rich1033
05-03-2003, 03:57 AM
"He was just checkin the mail. Get it? Checkin the male..."