View Full Version : Holy cow, what happened to Christina!?!?!?
JeeberD
05-07-2003, 01:52 PM
http://manifestation.org/~ill/fs/upload2/blackchristina1.jpg
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Where's the girl I knew and loved from the Dirty video???
sachmo71
05-07-2003, 01:57 PM
She has, and always will be, the most repulsive "sex symbol" I have ever seen.
RonnieDobbs
05-07-2003, 01:57 PM
:eek:
That is positively frightening. How long ago was that Maxim shoot? Maybe Conan O' Brien's "Whore Makeup" jokes cut a little to close to the heart and she turned to Bon-Bons.
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 01:59 PM
Wow... she looks just like that $10 hooker I met in that trailer park that one time... er... nevermind...
Marmel
05-07-2003, 02:01 PM
Who is this?
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
05-07-2003, 02:02 PM
Wow
cthomer5000
05-07-2003, 02:03 PM
<font size=5>NEWSFLASH:</font>
She was never attractive!
CamEdwards
05-07-2003, 02:04 PM
I like her meaty.
Marmel
05-07-2003, 02:05 PM
Again, I ask, who is this?
Kodos
05-07-2003, 02:07 PM
Christina Aguilera: UGH.
sabotai
05-07-2003, 02:07 PM
It's Christina Agulorila ....Christina Agulalala ...Christina Aguolir ...The chick for the "Dirty" video.
Marmel
05-07-2003, 02:08 PM
No its not!
scooper
05-07-2003, 02:08 PM
She is beautiful.
No matter what you say.
korme
05-07-2003, 02:08 PM
thats not real guys
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 02:09 PM
I'd still do her.
Ksyrup
05-07-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by cthomer5000
<font size=5>NEWSFLASH:</font>
She was never attractive!
Bingo.
Where's that page that showed her side-by-side with Dee Snider from Twisted Sister? You couldn't tell them apart. Fat or skinny, she's still not pretty.
She's easily #1 on my list of ugliest female celebrities, well ahead of Rene Zellweger, who is ugly in her own right. But not Christina ugly.
Draft Dodger
05-07-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Shorty3281
thats not real guys
really?
Anrhydeddu
05-07-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Bingo.
Where's that page that showed her side-by-side with Dee Snider from Twisted Sister? You couldn't tell them apart. Fat or skinny, she's still not pretty.
She's easily #1 on my list of ugliest female celebrities, well ahead of Rene Zellweger, who is ugly in her own right. But not Christina ugly.
Perfectly said and I agree completely.
JeeberD
05-07-2003, 02:21 PM
http://www.maximonline.com/maximlounge/girls/christina_aguilera/gm_l10.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/christina_aguilera/gm_l1.jpg
So ya'll are trying to tell me that these aren't hot????
Ksyrup
05-07-2003, 02:21 PM
Damn, I can't get the picture to stay up.
Here's the links:
Deeischristina (http://medlem.spray.se/discosucks/Aguilera.htm)
Christinaisdee (http://www.geocities.com/broccoli_spears/Christina_is_Dee_Snider.html)
JeeberD
05-07-2003, 02:24 PM
Yeah, she wasn't that hot in the Moulan Rouge video. Pink was, though...
sabotai
05-07-2003, 02:33 PM
Uhhh....for those saying she is the ugliest female celebraty, I have just three words for you.
Anna Nicole Smith
korme
05-07-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Draft Dodger
really?
really
sabotai
05-07-2003, 02:49 PM
really really?
Tekneek
05-07-2003, 02:51 PM
Not buying it. I don't believe that is really her.
JeeberD
05-07-2003, 02:53 PM
Well, it looks like her in the face, and you can see that she has the nipple ring. I hope it's really not her, but I'm not sure...
Tekneek
05-07-2003, 02:57 PM
Until I see some different photos, and perhaps video, I won't believe it. Of course, I don't care that much so I won't seek these other sources out, but I don't believe much news until multiple sources confirm it.
korme
05-07-2003, 02:57 PM
it isnt. her boobs were never that big and they just had her on mtv a few days ago for her new video
Draft Dodger
05-07-2003, 03:02 PM
looks like her to me
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 03:07 PM
I'd still do her... even if it's not Christina...
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 03:08 PM
... unless it's a man dressed up like Christina....
korme
05-07-2003, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Draft Dodger
looks like her to me
people are talented with photoshop, paintshop, etc
scooper
05-07-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Shorty3281
people are talented with photoshop, paintshop, etc
I think Ms. Dirrrty is talented with Twinkies.
vtbub
05-07-2003, 03:15 PM
They morphed her with catherine zeta jones and the bush twins.
Subby
05-07-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
... unless it's a man dressed up like Christina.... And then I would just ask him not to talk...
TroyF
05-07-2003, 03:18 PM
She's always been ugly. Real ugly. Yuk
TroyF
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Subby
And then I would just ask him not to talk...
SkyDog will ban me if I comment any further on this... I'm gonna have to stay away from this thread for a while. ;)
CamEdwards
05-07-2003, 03:20 PM
what tabloid are those pictures from? anybody know?
scooper
05-07-2003, 03:27 PM
Actually, I think it's Jenna Bush.
IMetTrentGreen
05-07-2003, 03:32 PM
http://953party.com/carson/xtina_ugly1.html
Ksyrup
05-07-2003, 04:03 PM
Check out this one. She definitely looks "thicker."
Her (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030506/168/3zgl6.html&e=6&ncid=996)
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Check out this one. She definitely looks "thicker."
Her (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030506/168/3zgl6.html&e=6&ncid=996)
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030506/capt.1052212327.25_hottest_stars_under_25_njcp104.jpg
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 04:14 PM
I'd still do her.
Draft Dodger
05-07-2003, 04:16 PM
I'd still hit it, but now it's only to say that I did, not because I want to.
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I'd still hit it, but now it's only to say that I did, not because I want to.
Have you got someone better looking just lying around prepared to do you anytime you'd like? If not, I'd say you'd definately do her because you wanted to. ;)
Draft Dodger
05-07-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Have you got someone better looking just lying around prepared to do you anytime you'd like? If not, I'd say you'd definately do her because you wanted to. ;)
please look at the first picture in this thread again, and tell me that you would sleep with that woman if her name was Velma and she worked down at the local 7-11. I know I wouldn't.
but, since she's like famous and formerly hot (and probably a little minx in the sack) I'd give it a run just to be able to write a book about it later.
KWhit
05-07-2003, 04:35 PM
She's still semi slutty-hot, so I'd probably want to do her IN the 7-11.
Franklinnoble
05-07-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by KWhit
She's still semi slutty-hot, so I'd probably want to do her IN the 7-11.
Yeah... and no matter who she was, I'd insist on calling her "Velma" while we did it, anyway.
Samdari
05-07-2003, 05:01 PM
If you cannot tell the difference between Aguilera and Snider in those pictures, you have been with too many women that have Adams Apples and facial hair.
Airhog
05-07-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
I like her meaty.
You botched my quote, I said I like my women chunky!
vtbub
05-07-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Airhog
You botched my quote, I said I like my women chunky!
What the hell, is she a bowl of soup?
tucker342
05-07-2003, 05:53 PM
She used to look hot, when her hair was actually blonde, and she didn't dress so fuckin sluty...
Now she just looks gross
tucker342
05-07-2003, 05:54 PM
dola-
I'd still do her, just to say I did.
Easy Mac
05-07-2003, 06:30 PM
Does anyone else feel like you're getting herpes whenever you masturbate to a picture of her? it just feels so dirrrrty.
JeeberD
05-08-2003, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
it just feels so dirrrrty.
But that's what makes it so great! :)
JeeberD
05-08-2003, 12:19 AM
Dola-
WooHoo! I made it on CamEdwards.com (kinda-sorta)!!!
VPI97
05-08-2003, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by cthomer5000
<font size=5>NEWSFLASH:</font>
She was never attractive!
http://www.kingsnet.net/todd/misc/aguilera.jpg
Are you sure about that?
cuervo72
05-08-2003, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Check out this one. She definitely looks "thicker."
Her (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030506/168/3zgl6.html&e=6&ncid=996)
Hmm....this look (Ksyrup's link, not whatever that is at the start of the thread) with her a little more filled out and with dark hair is better than the skinny blonde look she had before. (although that one VPI posted is....pretty darned good).
ISiddiqui
05-08-2003, 07:34 AM
Well, Christina can definetly look hot when she wants to. Unfortunetly most of the time she wants to look like a crack ho.
Jets80
05-08-2003, 08:47 AM
I'de probably still do her.
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