nilodor
05-04-2014, 07:48 PM
The Rules
The rules are the same as previous FOFC Im With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the games magical and raisin fuelled founding pantheon.
The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" here in the Great White North means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.
Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. Just don't be an asshat, and this should end well.
All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions.
Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...
Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Which Canadian team will next hoist the Stanley Cup?" and you answer "Toronto Maple Leafs" along with 13 other people, you each regrettably will be awarded 14 points -- even though the correct answer is "None".
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The Hall of Heroes
Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS#149
Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146, IWS#190, IWS#200, IWS#210
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Autumn - IWS #207
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
bhlloy - IWS#179
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
britrock88 - IWS#185, IWS#193, IWS#215
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158, IWS#176
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWS#146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Claphamsa - IWS#184
CMP - IWS#171
Coffee Warlord - IWS#176
ColtCrazy - IWS#178
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152, IWS#179
cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38, IWS#191, IWS#211
DanGarion IWS#100, IWS#122, IWS#178
Danny - IWS#54
Dodgerchick - IWS#177
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS#120, IWS#137, IWS#199
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92, IWS#185, IWS#190, IWS#192, IWS#198
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90, IWS#189
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn - IWS#126
flere-imsaho - IWS#214, IWS#216
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush - IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64, IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS#129, IWS#144
Hoopsguy - IWS#170, IWS#174, IWS#181
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
jbergey22 - IWS#172, IWS#187
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS#141
Jesse Ewiak IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172
kcchief19 - IWS#195
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164
Lathum - IWS#182, IWS#206, IWS#212
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan IWS#100, IWS#186
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117, IWS#194
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
Nilodor - IWS#208, IWS#217
nol - IWS#213
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133, IWS#190, IWS #201
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
PurdueBrad - IWS#173, IWS#197, IWS #205
Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163, IWS#180, IWS#197
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS#169, IWS#179, IWS#202
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii IWS#100, IWS#106, IWS#208
Raiders Army - IWS#154, IWS#179
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68, IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9, IWS#182, IWS#203
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98, IWS#196
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51, IWS#183, IWS#197
stevebollea - IWS#169
stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164 #204
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161, IWS#179, IWS#188
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tarcone - IWS#162
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS#115
Toddzilla - IWS#167
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109, IWS#209
tucker342 - IWS#60
tyketime - IWS#175, IWS#178
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
wademoore - IWS#166
Wbatl1 IWS#105, IWS#136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar IWS#105
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IWS #218 - Stupid get a performance review
Stupid gets an email monday morning that he will be receiving a performance review this friday. He opens up the email to find a 3 question questionnaire.
1. What is your best skill that you provide the company?
2. What is the one area that you need to improve upon?
3. What percent raise do you feel that you deserve?
Stupid submits the email and anxiously awaits his review on friday. When stupid arrives to the review he sees three other employees sitting in the room and several board games. Stupid is informed that he can select any game, however only the winner will be retained with the company.
4. Which board game does stupid select?
Amazingly after a long drawn out match stupid wins the board game. Sweaty and nerve wracked stupid is ushered into an adjoining room. Stupid is informed that his office will be closing but there will be a position available for him in another office. The company has offices in most major Canadian and US cities.
5. Which office does he choose to transfer to?
Upon arriving for the first day of work at his new job he is told that he has shown impressive skills and has been promoted to branch manager. He is allowed to select any office on the floor.
6. Which direction do the windows in his office face?
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Please PM your answers to me with "IWS #218" in the title. Submissions are due by 12:00 PM Mountain Time on Monday May 12th.
The rules are the same as previous FOFC Im With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the games magical and raisin fuelled founding pantheon.
The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" here in the Great White North means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.
Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. Just don't be an asshat, and this should end well.
All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions.
Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...
Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Which Canadian team will next hoist the Stanley Cup?" and you answer "Toronto Maple Leafs" along with 13 other people, you each regrettably will be awarded 14 points -- even though the correct answer is "None".
*******************************************************
The Hall of Heroes
Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS#149
Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146, IWS#190, IWS#200, IWS#210
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Autumn - IWS #207
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
bhlloy - IWS#179
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
britrock88 - IWS#185, IWS#193, IWS#215
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158, IWS#176
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWS#146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Claphamsa - IWS#184
CMP - IWS#171
Coffee Warlord - IWS#176
ColtCrazy - IWS#178
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152, IWS#179
cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38, IWS#191, IWS#211
DanGarion IWS#100, IWS#122, IWS#178
Danny - IWS#54
Dodgerchick - IWS#177
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS#120, IWS#137, IWS#199
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92, IWS#185, IWS#190, IWS#192, IWS#198
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90, IWS#189
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn - IWS#126
flere-imsaho - IWS#214, IWS#216
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush - IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64, IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS#129, IWS#144
Hoopsguy - IWS#170, IWS#174, IWS#181
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
jbergey22 - IWS#172, IWS#187
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS#141
Jesse Ewiak IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172
kcchief19 - IWS#195
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164
Lathum - IWS#182, IWS#206, IWS#212
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan IWS#100, IWS#186
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117, IWS#194
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
Nilodor - IWS#208, IWS#217
nol - IWS#213
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133, IWS#190, IWS #201
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
PurdueBrad - IWS#173, IWS#197, IWS #205
Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163, IWS#180, IWS#197
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS#169, IWS#179, IWS#202
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii IWS#100, IWS#106, IWS#208
Raiders Army - IWS#154, IWS#179
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68, IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9, IWS#182, IWS#203
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98, IWS#196
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51, IWS#183, IWS#197
stevebollea - IWS#169
stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164 #204
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161, IWS#179, IWS#188
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tarcone - IWS#162
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS#115
Toddzilla - IWS#167
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109, IWS#209
tucker342 - IWS#60
tyketime - IWS#175, IWS#178
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
wademoore - IWS#166
Wbatl1 IWS#105, IWS#136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar IWS#105
*******************************************************
IWS #218 - Stupid get a performance review
Stupid gets an email monday morning that he will be receiving a performance review this friday. He opens up the email to find a 3 question questionnaire.
1. What is your best skill that you provide the company?
2. What is the one area that you need to improve upon?
3. What percent raise do you feel that you deserve?
Stupid submits the email and anxiously awaits his review on friday. When stupid arrives to the review he sees three other employees sitting in the room and several board games. Stupid is informed that he can select any game, however only the winner will be retained with the company.
4. Which board game does stupid select?
Amazingly after a long drawn out match stupid wins the board game. Sweaty and nerve wracked stupid is ushered into an adjoining room. Stupid is informed that his office will be closing but there will be a position available for him in another office. The company has offices in most major Canadian and US cities.
5. Which office does he choose to transfer to?
Upon arriving for the first day of work at his new job he is told that he has shown impressive skills and has been promoted to branch manager. He is allowed to select any office on the floor.
6. Which direction do the windows in his office face?
*******************************************************
Please PM your answers to me with "IWS #218" in the title. Submissions are due by 12:00 PM Mountain Time on Monday May 12th.