Suburban Rhythm
07-01-2014, 08:54 AM
THE RESULTS ARE IN!
1) Stupid Jr has his last baseball game of the season, and Stupid really wants to be there. What times does stupid leave work to make sure he gets there?
4:00 - 9
3:00 - 3
5:00 - 3
12:00 - 3
I want to work at a place I can randomly slide out at noon!
2) Mrs Stupid calls our hero at work, something wrong at home. Ever the handyman, Stupid thinks he can fix it when he gets home. Which appliance is on the fritz?
Washing Machine - 5
Refrigerator - 4
Dishwasher - 3
Computer - 2
Air Conditioner - 1
Plumbing - 1
Toilet - 1
Garbage Disposal - 1
All over the board on this one.
3) Stupid Jr has hockey practice at 6:00; Stupidina has dance rehearsal at 6:30. Where does the family grab dinner from on the way?
McDonalds - 17
Subway - 1
Stupid and family love their McDs!
4) What's this, nothing on the schedule? After dinner, the whole stupid family relaxes in front of the TV. What show does the whole family watch together?
American Idol - 7
Modern Family - 4
The Voice - 3
The Middle - 1
The Simpsons - 1
News - 1
Family Matters - 1
Apparently, Stupid was such a big fan of Urkel, he pops in some old VHS copies of 'Family Matters' whenever he gets the chance.
5) Stupid has neglected the yard for over a week. The neighbors shake their heads in disgust when they peer our their windows. How long does it take Stupid to mow the entire yard?
1 hour - 11
1/2 hour - 2
2 hours - 2
45 minutes - 2
5 hours - 1
Time for stupid to hire some kids in the neighborhood if he's spending 5 hours on the yard.
His darling Stupidina is having a birthday with all her loud, wild, pre-teen friends. What theme does Stupid's daughter for her birthday bash?
Frozen - 7
Justin Bieber - 2
Princess - 2
Twilight - 1
Fashion - 1
Fairy - 1
Dance - 1
Disney - 1
One Direction - 1
Austin & Ally - 1
Another one all over the board.
Final Scores :
Case of the Mondays
StLee 204
HomerSimpson98 630
Julio Riddols 1122
Glengoyne 1,122
timmae 2,142
Gloomy Tuesday
Barkeep49 4,284
nilodor 5,049
Alf 5,049
kcchief19 6,426
Made it to hump day!
digamma 14,280
NobodyHere 19,635
flere-imsaho 37,485
PurdueBrad 40,392
Friday...I'm in love
Pyser 47,124
TRO 62,832
albionmoonlight 109,956
Saturday Night Fever
nol 117,810
...and the winner is...
Sunday Funday
britrock88 188,496
Congrats britrock!
1) Stupid Jr has his last baseball game of the season, and Stupid really wants to be there. What times does stupid leave work to make sure he gets there?
4:00 - 9
3:00 - 3
5:00 - 3
12:00 - 3
I want to work at a place I can randomly slide out at noon!
2) Mrs Stupid calls our hero at work, something wrong at home. Ever the handyman, Stupid thinks he can fix it when he gets home. Which appliance is on the fritz?
Washing Machine - 5
Refrigerator - 4
Dishwasher - 3
Computer - 2
Air Conditioner - 1
Plumbing - 1
Toilet - 1
Garbage Disposal - 1
All over the board on this one.
3) Stupid Jr has hockey practice at 6:00; Stupidina has dance rehearsal at 6:30. Where does the family grab dinner from on the way?
McDonalds - 17
Subway - 1
Stupid and family love their McDs!
4) What's this, nothing on the schedule? After dinner, the whole stupid family relaxes in front of the TV. What show does the whole family watch together?
American Idol - 7
Modern Family - 4
The Voice - 3
The Middle - 1
The Simpsons - 1
News - 1
Family Matters - 1
Apparently, Stupid was such a big fan of Urkel, he pops in some old VHS copies of 'Family Matters' whenever he gets the chance.
5) Stupid has neglected the yard for over a week. The neighbors shake their heads in disgust when they peer our their windows. How long does it take Stupid to mow the entire yard?
1 hour - 11
1/2 hour - 2
2 hours - 2
45 minutes - 2
5 hours - 1
Time for stupid to hire some kids in the neighborhood if he's spending 5 hours on the yard.
His darling Stupidina is having a birthday with all her loud, wild, pre-teen friends. What theme does Stupid's daughter for her birthday bash?
Frozen - 7
Justin Bieber - 2
Princess - 2
Twilight - 1
Fashion - 1
Fairy - 1
Dance - 1
Disney - 1
One Direction - 1
Austin & Ally - 1
Another one all over the board.
Final Scores :
Case of the Mondays
StLee 204
HomerSimpson98 630
Julio Riddols 1122
Glengoyne 1,122
timmae 2,142
Gloomy Tuesday
Barkeep49 4,284
nilodor 5,049
Alf 5,049
kcchief19 6,426
Made it to hump day!
digamma 14,280
NobodyHere 19,635
flere-imsaho 37,485
PurdueBrad 40,392
Friday...I'm in love
Pyser 47,124
TRO 62,832
albionmoonlight 109,956
Saturday Night Fever
nol 117,810
...and the winner is...
Sunday Funday
britrock88 188,496
Congrats britrock!