britrock88
08-04-2014, 11:33 PM
Okay, folks, let's see how Stupid spent his summer!
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1. How many rounds of golf has Stupid played since Memorial Day?
10 - 9
5 - 4
0 - 4
1 - 2
100 - 1
The roundest reasonable nonzero number wins out.
2. What did Stupid have on the grill at his July 4th party?
Burgers - 16
Hot dogs - 2
Chicken - 1
Steak - 1
I expected a better showing from hot dogs, but alas.
3. When Stupid and family spent a week's vacation at the beach, what was Stupid's drink of choice?
Beer - 18
Coke - 1
Gin and tonic - 1
It appears I should have asked what kind of beer. Our friend who answered "Corona" was treated generously. :D (didn't affect the result!)
4. What activity (other than that vacation) did Stupid's family most enjoy doing together this summer?
Swimming - 9
Baseball game - 3
Amusement park - 2
Beach - 2
Camping - 2
Golf - 1
Sports - 1
I would make fun of the "beach" response given the parenthetical, but there were two of you, so I guess the joke's on me. :)
5. Stupid's kids already have their school supplies list for the upcoming year. How much did Stupid shell out to buy supplies for his two kids?
$100 - 9
$200 - 7
$50 - 2
$400 - 1
$500 - 1
$100 actually only pushed past $200 in the end in this edition's best splitter, but the round number hypothesis holds yet again.
6. Now that things are beginning to settle down, Stupid's wife has reminded Stupid about his honey-do list. What's the first project on the list?
Painting - 9
Lawn mowing - 3
Garage cleaning - 3
Plumbing work - 2
Car repair - 1
Dishwasher repair - 1
Landscaping - 1
Nice spread. Lawn mowing/landscaping was a tough call to separate, but it didn't shake up the results.
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And now for the tallies!
Staying in the house with the air conditioning on full blast:
timmae 144 0.01%
MIJB#19 576 0.03%
Alf 756 0.04%
TRO 1944 0.10%
Went out just long enough to get a bad sunburn:
PurdueBrad 16128 0.85%
Bobble 46656 2.47%
Pyser 48384 2.56%
JeeberD 104976 5.56%
Had a good time until the mosquitoes devoured them:
claphamsa 139968 7.41%
sterlingice 139968 7.41%
StLee 145152 7.68%
Butter_of_69 163296 8.64%
Bringers of the citronella candles:
flere-imsaho 209952 11.11%
NobodyHere 209952 11.11%
General Mike 279936 14.81%
nilodor 326592 17.28%
Manning the grills:
Suburban Rhythm 419904 22.22%
nol 489888 25.93%
lighthousekeeper839808 44.44%
And the master of the mid-year:
QuikSand 1889568 100.00%
Congrats to QuikSand for a steak job perfectly done!
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1. How many rounds of golf has Stupid played since Memorial Day?
10 - 9
5 - 4
0 - 4
1 - 2
100 - 1
The roundest reasonable nonzero number wins out.
2. What did Stupid have on the grill at his July 4th party?
Burgers - 16
Hot dogs - 2
Chicken - 1
Steak - 1
I expected a better showing from hot dogs, but alas.
3. When Stupid and family spent a week's vacation at the beach, what was Stupid's drink of choice?
Beer - 18
Coke - 1
Gin and tonic - 1
It appears I should have asked what kind of beer. Our friend who answered "Corona" was treated generously. :D (didn't affect the result!)
4. What activity (other than that vacation) did Stupid's family most enjoy doing together this summer?
Swimming - 9
Baseball game - 3
Amusement park - 2
Beach - 2
Camping - 2
Golf - 1
Sports - 1
I would make fun of the "beach" response given the parenthetical, but there were two of you, so I guess the joke's on me. :)
5. Stupid's kids already have their school supplies list for the upcoming year. How much did Stupid shell out to buy supplies for his two kids?
$100 - 9
$200 - 7
$50 - 2
$400 - 1
$500 - 1
$100 actually only pushed past $200 in the end in this edition's best splitter, but the round number hypothesis holds yet again.
6. Now that things are beginning to settle down, Stupid's wife has reminded Stupid about his honey-do list. What's the first project on the list?
Painting - 9
Lawn mowing - 3
Garage cleaning - 3
Plumbing work - 2
Car repair - 1
Dishwasher repair - 1
Landscaping - 1
Nice spread. Lawn mowing/landscaping was a tough call to separate, but it didn't shake up the results.
---
And now for the tallies!
Staying in the house with the air conditioning on full blast:
timmae 144 0.01%
MIJB#19 576 0.03%
Alf 756 0.04%
TRO 1944 0.10%
Went out just long enough to get a bad sunburn:
PurdueBrad 16128 0.85%
Bobble 46656 2.47%
Pyser 48384 2.56%
JeeberD 104976 5.56%
Had a good time until the mosquitoes devoured them:
claphamsa 139968 7.41%
sterlingice 139968 7.41%
StLee 145152 7.68%
Butter_of_69 163296 8.64%
Bringers of the citronella candles:
flere-imsaho 209952 11.11%
NobodyHere 209952 11.11%
General Mike 279936 14.81%
nilodor 326592 17.28%
Manning the grills:
Suburban Rhythm 419904 22.22%
nol 489888 25.93%
lighthousekeeper839808 44.44%
And the master of the mid-year:
QuikSand 1889568 100.00%
Congrats to QuikSand for a steak job perfectly done!