I screwed a girl

[timmae]

Yes, start your jokes. I have a girl in the bedroom. The girl has 2 long legs and a back end that that holds your gaze in place.
6 months ago my old girl left me. I started dating a new one and tried to get her body.the stupid girl would not let me near her. I was on a bed and hovering above her. And she was just refusing to play along. I got frustrated and stopped trying. Stupid tease.
I decided to attempt it again today. I wasn't letting that girl defeat me. No sir.
I went on line and researched. Yes, I went online and researched how to screw a girl.
10 minutes later, the girl was having a smoke.

I Won, silly girl. You can't resist me.

[Scoobz0202]

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[Kodos]

:confused:

[ISiddiqui]

Well it's a good thing the track lighting was changed before this.

[bhlloy]

Did you like it?

[EagleFan]

Sadly this isn't a parody thread... :devil:

[NobodyHere]

This thread is worthless w/o pics

[stevew]

Was she $10

[britrock88]

Was she $10

Don't you mean "Was she on the $10 bill?"?

[stevew]

If she was on the $10 bill, he'd be a necrophiliac.

[SteveMax58]

Her friend isn't....Ashley by any chance?

[Apathetic Lurker]

Kudos, I'm very happy for you...I heard those new lifelike love dolls play really hard to get...

[cuervo72]

In the final draft could you, I dunno, make this sound a little less rapey? What with the hovering and the "not playing along" and the not being defeated stuff.

[EagleFan]

I heard that she said it never happen, there is no physical proof. She never had a smoke, no one saw this happen. She was in a tent halfway across the world.

[britrock88]

In the final draft could you, I dunno, make this sound a little less rapey? What with the hovering and the "not playing along" and the not being defeated stuff.

+1

[Edward64]

This thread is worthless w/o pics
:+1:

Congrats.

[Julio Riddols]

The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon | Chateau Heartiste (https://heartiste.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/)

Some notes for all those future conquests.