Which Job Rejection Massage Would You Rather Receive?

[PilotMan]

I have to reject someone I had an interview with this morning and I'd like to offer them a massage as they go. What do you think the best option is?

I understand the legal ramifications as well as the confusion associated by the Happy Ending in this situation, but I feel it should be offered as it give a feeling of completion to the situation. Is there a better option I haven't thought of? What say you FOFC?

[Chief Rum]

Looks like Happy Ending is bursting out into the lead.

[Dodgerchick]

Looks like Happy Ending is bursting out into the lead.

Let's see if it can pull it off.

[Suicane75]

Could you combine a hot stone with a happy ending? I'm freaky like that.

[Julio Riddols]

Happy endings tend to leave my stones feeling hot.

[Simbo Klice]

I think this is the best thread title variation I've seen yet.