KC News Item 1: Woman Charged With Attempted Castration

[kcchief19]

http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/2202584/detail.html

[korme]

WHY? WHY? WHY?

That would be the worst thing to EVER EVER happen. I'd take my rope and find the nearest tree.

[kcchief19]

Yeah, and here's the shocker: he said today that if she "gets some help," he'll take her back.

If he does take her back, I recommend sleeping with one eye opening or gluing his fly shut.

[Ksyrup]

"I mean everybody deserves a second chance..."

Yeah, and unfortunately for you, you've only got one dick. Choose wisely.

[bigdawg2003]

ksyrup,

ROFLMAO

[JeeberD]

Eh, who needs balls. I mean, after you move in with a woman they just become decorative anyways...

[Travis]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Eh, who needs balls. I mean, after you move in with a woman they just become decorative anyways...

If nothing else, you can use them on the X-Mas tree with a bit of tinsel and garland. Maybe a few lights and a musical theme.

Moral of the story, don't flush them down the toilet after the operation, save them, pickle them, don't be a waste.

[Samdari]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Eh, who needs balls. I mean, after you move in with a woman they just become decorative anyways...
And yet, living together provides 10 times the sex of marriage.

[cuervo72]

Ahh, that's nothing:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wang1.html

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by cuervo72
Ahh, that's nothing:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wang1.html

At least Mr. Wang's got the right name for the job.

[SplitPersonality1]

I love this quote:
I mean I love her. It's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me in my life.

I certianly hope so! Can you imagine if this WASN'T theierdest thing that had ever happened to him. What a maroon.

[tucker342]

all I can say to that guy is, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EagleFan]

After taking a look at his girlfriend, I'm not so sure castration is the worst thing she could do to him.