Traditionally-Hot Female Names

[WSUCougar]

Ok, I know if this was a poll this thread would be deemed "asinine," but I've noticed over the years that certain feminine names almost always result in a good-looking woman attached to them. Here's my top five:

1. Heather (I can't recall one that wasn't hot)
2. Erika
3. Cheryl
4. Bev
5. Holly

Bottom of the list:

999. Laura (ick!)

[44Niners]

along these lines, Have you ever met a Tiffany that wasn’t a slut?

[Maple Leafs]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
1. Heather (I can't recall one that wasn't hot)
I thought so too until a few years ago. We knew a couple of girls who roomed together named Heather and Crystal. Nice girls, but... well, you know. Not that type of nice.

We used to joke that if you didn't know them, you'd think two roommates named "Heather and Crystal" would be a fantasy.

[heybrad]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
4. Bev
Bev? That name makes me think of a 500 lb woman from Wisconsin.

[Jets80]

Originally posted by 44Niners
along these lines, Have you ever met a Tiffany that wasn’t a slut?

Good point....never

And they have always been bitches too.

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by heybrad
Bev? That name makes me think of a 500 lb woman from Wisconsin.

Or a 40-ish secretary with glasses and a rail-thin figure.

[klayman]

I don't recall ever knowing a hot Heather. Slutty Tiffanys I do know, however. :)

[Franklinnoble]

There's a Tiffany's Cabaret in Phoenix, Az.

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
I thought so too until a few years ago. We knew a couple of girls who roomed together named Heather and Crystal. Nice girls, but... well, you know. Not that type of nice.

We used to joke that if you didn't know them, you'd think two roommates named "Heather and Crystal" would be a fantasy.

There were a couple of hot Heathers in my HS, and a Crystal that used to work here who had an awesome body...

A couple of friends from college named their girl Tiffany, she's about four now. They're Chinese, so I'm guessing Tiffany might be an aglicized version of her Chinese name, assuming they gave her one (never asked).

[dawgfan]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Bottom of the list:

999. Laura (ick!)

Interesting. I've known a few very attractive Lauras...

[Travis]

Oh come now, tell me you haven't fantasized about having Olga, Helga and Bertha all at once you naughty boy.

And to be honest, I've known 4 or 5 Laura's, all at least rating a 7 out of 10 on the scale which isn't a bad average.

[WSUCougar]

Bev is a rare name in my experience, but I've known two very attractive ones.

BTW, I think "Slutty Tiffanys" would be a great name for a punk band.

[Samdari]

Gotta join the chorus here, and go against WSUCougar on both Bev and Laura.

Bev????

[WSUCougar]

Okay, so in retrospect maybe "Bev" sounds too much like a butch lesbian wearing a lumberjack shirt, but I swear, I knew two hot ones! Honest!!!

[Jets80]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
2. Erika


Erika sounds like the type of chick that wears all black, has a bunch of shit pierced in her face and worships the devil.

[cincyreds]

Every girl I have know named "Lori" has been exceptionally beautiful.

[Jets80]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Okay, so in retrospect maybe "Bev" sounds too much like a butch lesbian wearing a lumberjack shirt, but I swear, I knew two hot ones! Honest!!!

How thick were your beer goggles at the time ???

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by Jets80
Erika sounds like the type of chick that wears all black, has a bunch of shit pierced in her face and worships the devil.

I think more of Erika Eleniak ;) I'd say the spelling 'Erica' is better though.

Bev....do they still name people Bev? Beverly D'Angelo, Beverly Crusher (not real), Beverly Cleary....?

[korme]

Heather
Jamie
Sarah

Worst
--
Bertrice
Susan

[MrBug708]

Britney, Shannon, Tammie, Monique, Kymberly, and Rhiannon all seem like hot names to me

[korme]

Britainy is a fine ass bitch who's going out with my best friend. Yeah thats another good one. But Bug, after that... um no that list is terrible. :)

[Samdari]

Oh, come one, THE Britney is hot, in a skanky whore sort of way.

[sabotai]

I've known several Heathers that were...*shivers*

Erika is the name of my sister-in-law, and she is VERY unattractive.

I have met Tiffany that was not a slut, attractive, and she was smart. How was she smart? She went by her middle name (Michelle) :)

[GoldenEagle]

Alexa or Alexandria

[korme]

I've met a fat man-hating Tiffany.

[MrBug708]

Alexis is a hotname

[klayman]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
I've met a fat man-hating Tiffany.

Fat and man-hating...probably still a slut though :)

[Vince]

I seem to know a million Kristen's (and dated a few), and they're all pretty damn cute.

[henry296]

I agree with Kristen's and even Kirsten's

Todd

[ColtCrazy]

There's a bus driver named Bev I know. She's 60.

A girl named Cheryl married an old friend of mine. Let's just say she wasn't a 4 or anything higher. Otherwise, not bad.

Amber's also had some success as a cute girl's name.

[tucker342]

Amber is one

Tiffany is usually a slut

[EagleFan]

Bev, no way. Sarah, the only ones that I have known in real life have been man hating, Indigo Girls listening, flannel wearing, well, you get the idea.

Christy, Crystal, most versions of that name have been very positive in my encounters.

Most Heathers that I have met have been either very hot, or coyote ugly.

I would say:
1) Christy, Crystal, Christa...
2) Tiffany
3) Lisa
4) Erika
5) Melissa

[kcchief19]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Okay, so in retrospect maybe "Bev" sounds too much like a butch lesbian wearing a lumberjack shirt, but I swear, I knew two hot ones! Honest!!!
No, you haven't. To paraphrase "When Harry Met Sally,", you only think you did. It's all in the name. "You're an animal, Bev." A Bev will give you a ride to school or check you out a library book. Huffin' and puffin is not Bev's strong suit.

It does seem like having an A or a Y at the end of your name is a good thing -- Erica, Audra, Diana (I know a real cute Dyanna), some Lauras and so forth.

[oykib]

I can't believe that I'm posting here. But...

Girls with guys' names tend to be hot. It's not 100%. However, think about all the girls you know with these names:

Toni
Teri
Freddie
Bobbie
Sam
Stacy

The exception, of course, would be Gery. I've never known a hot Geraldine.

[oykib]

Dola

And I also agree with the Alex ( Alexa, Alexandra ) thing.

[vex]

I definitely agree with the Heather thing.

[Aesyrqwe]

oh boy... Crista is definately not a hot name, not after the Crista I knew... soo many stories, so little time. maybe a -1 on a scale to ten if shes wearing a bag over her head.. i mean she was bad..

on a different note, how about Amanda. I dont know if it was mentioned or not, but thats a hot name..

-Aes-

[GoldenEagle]

Yes and no on Amanda.

[General Mike]

nobody mentioned Cindy :confused:

[Scholes]

Isabel or Isabella is a guaranteed knockout....

Aimee (spelled that way)

Come to think of it... most central/southern European names are...

[PilotMan]

I think that this thread should be renamed "Names you would find in a strip club" ;)

[Aesyrqwe]

any name which usually ends in 'y' but is changed to 'i'

-Aes-

[CamEdwards]

Originally posted by PilotMan
I think that this thread should be renamed "Names you would find in a strip club" ;)

"Gentleman, give it up for the lovely Baaaaammmmmbbbbbbiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!"

Old and Busted names: Heather, Staci, Amber, Tiffany.

The New Hotness: Angela Gindin.


oh yeah!

double extra bonus points for an actual FOF reference.

[mckerney]

Along the lines of oykib, I believe that Bruce is the #1 name in America for gay males.



Though as far as the thread title, Beth would be near top of list I think

[sooner333]

How can we leave off Destiny on the strippers name list? Mike Price sure wouldn't.

[MrBug708]

Destiny, Vanessa, Angelica, Ashley

[Hawaii Warrior]

Claire, Kathy, Jeanne

[klayman]

Originally posted by General Mike
nobody mentioned Cindy :confused:

My ex is named Cindy...





...so that's a no :)

[Schmidty]

Bev!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!

That's got to be the worst hot chick name I've heard, other than Jeanne!!!

I keep picturing a very large librarian in lingerie trying to act sexy......Ahahahaha.....*shudder*......

[Ragone]

Hmm some semi guy names that are female names tend to put out some serious woofers..

Shawna/Shauna

However.. i have yet to see a unattractive Brianna :)

[oykib]

Originally posted by mckerney
Along the lines of oykib, I believe that Bruce is the #1 name in America for gay males.



Though as far as the thread title, Beth would be near top of list I think

C.mon man... everyone knows that the hottest gay guys are all named Barry.

And I know plenty of regular lookin Beths. My GF in college was named Beth, a very regular chick.

[vex]

Originally posted by Ragone


However.. i have yet to see a unattractive Brianna :)


I could sure show you one.

[CamEdwards]

I could show you a dog named Beth as well.

You know what creeps me out? 60 years from now nursing homes are going to be filled with women named Amber, Tiffany, Caitlain, Holly, etc. All these young sounding names belonging to droopy, wrinkled, saggy, women.

I sure hope I'm around to see it. :)

[oykib]

Originally posted by CamEdwards
I could show you a dog named Beth as well.

You know what creeps me out? 60 years from now nursing homes are going to be filled with women named Amber, Tiffany, Caitlain, Holly, etc. All these young sounding names belonging to droopy, wrinkled, saggy, women.

I sure hope I'm around to see it. :)

Hell... there were two girls in my high school named Rose that I wanted to do. Before I met them I had imagined that wrinkly old women changed there names to Rose when they turned 64 in preperation for collecting social security or something.

[Happy29]

I'd go for a Cassidy, a Sonya would be totally unattractive.

[JeeberD]

My girlfriend want to name our hypothetical first daughter Emma...

GAG!

I prefer Reagan Michelle. Isn't that a name? Oh, and I came up with Reagan while drunk and watching the Super Bowl when Reagan Upshaw made a sack or tackle or something. After his play I just turned to the girlfriend and asked her if Reagan would be a good name for a daughter...

[WSUCougar]

I'd go for a Cassidy...
David or Sean?

Reagan?!? If you're going for ex-presidents, Madison is a much hotter female version.

[GrantDawg]

You know, Jill Arrington's real name is Tiffany. :)


A girl named Erin is usually good looking.

[Happy29]

Bush would be the worst ex-President name.

[BFleming]

Originally posted by JeeberD
My girlfriend want to name our hypothetical first daughter Emma...

My girlfriend wants her first daughter to be named Raven Leigh....The only thing I could think of was I'd be the proud father of the world's first gothic 4-yr old...

Just so I didn't have to argue, I said I didn't care as long as I could name the son-- Sitting Bull :D

[Hyde]

Originally posted by tucker342
Amber is one

Tiffany is usually a slut

What about Tiffany Amber?;)

I met a Mystica who was pretty hot.

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by JeeberD
My girlfriend want to name our hypothetical first daughter Emma...

GAG!

I prefer Reagan Michelle. Isn't that a name? Oh, and I came up with Reagan while drunk and watching the Super Bowl when Reagan Upshaw made a sack or tackle or something. After his play I just turned to the girlfriend and asked her if Reagan would be a good name for a daughter...

Hey there - watch out. My 1-year old is named Emma :)

Funny though, because one of the other names we had considered when we were thinking of names the first time (we had a boy) was Reagan (same spelling). We would have gone Reagan Elizabeth. Another we had considered was Molly Rhiannon, but we figured we knew too many dogs (actual kanines) that were named Molly.

Originally posted by Hyde
I met a Mystica who was pretty hot.

Hmm, beeeeezarre. I had never heard of Mystica as a name before my brother went out with one for about 4 years (she went by Mysti). Never met her (don't get home much), but she must have been pretty good looking bc my brother has always had women falling at his feet (lucky bastard).

Oh - howabout Becky/Rebecca? They're usually pretty good looking in my experience.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I think this thread proves there are no absolutes when it comes to names / women but I think there are some that are pretty close ...

Virtually guaranteed to put out:Michelle

Virtually guaranteed to put out but still be a bitch:Lisa

Virtually guaranteed to be somewhat psycho: Pam/Pamela

Almost certain to be a blonde (at some point in life): Angie/Angela

Very good chance to be hot and able to kick your ass:Tonya

High odds of being a real bitch: Judy

High probability that I dated her: Mary (no less than 4 diff. Mary's (or variations), including the one I married