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JAG
05-21-2003, 04:57 AM
http://test3.thespark.com/untest/

This was a pretty fun test, some interesting questions.

For the record, you are:

58% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


Jamie

Honolulu_Blue
05-21-2003, 06:37 AM
I'm 84%! I kick-ass. Allegedly.

Fritz
05-21-2003, 06:51 AM
I did not find this test to be well done.

Blade
05-21-2003, 09:23 AM
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 65% Un-telligent

Noop
05-21-2003, 09:46 AM
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 67% Un-telligent


noop

BFleming
05-21-2003, 10:18 AM
85%-- I kick ass....now if you'll excuse me I have to go beat that bum with a wrench...

JeeberD
05-22-2003, 02:12 AM
62% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 62% Un-telligent

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Damn, no sense of humor. Of course, I already knew that...

pjstp20
05-22-2003, 10:18 AM
Damn you guys are dumb, I got a 95%

cuervo72
05-22-2003, 10:34 AM
66%. And I feel dumber for taking the test. No more Spark.

tucker342
05-22-2003, 05:06 PM
I would do it, but I'm feeling lazy right now...

Maybe later