Potential terrorist caught at LAX

[Anrhydeddu]

At LAX Airport today, an individual (later discovered to be a public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

[vtbub]

What is FOX's angle on the story?

[Fritz]

Originally posted by vtbub
What is FOX's angle on the story?

hang the fucker

[TroyF]

Fritz,

Good one. :)

TroyF

[CamEdwards]

I bet he belongs to the NEA. I told you they're bad news.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

He probably belongs to the terrorist organization known as the PTA.

[tucker342]

Originally posted by Fritz
hang the fucker

haha:D

[Happy29]

FOX's take on things.

Sheperd Smith: We go live to David Lee Miller at LAX.
David Lee Miller: A Terrorist was caught at LAX while trying to board a plane. It is believed he killed 10,000 people on the way to getting to the metal detector.
Sheperd Smith: To shed light on this arrest, we go to our NEW Terror Analyst, the GREAT Conservative Bill O'Reilly.
O'Reilly: Shep, this man is definetely a terrorist and I belive he is part of the Liberal Democratic movement.
Sheperd Smith: And you heard it here on FOX News... FOX News, "fair and balanced" journalism.

[CamEdwards]

Happy, you forgot to have everyone else refer to Shepard Smith as "Shep" while he smiles into the camera, a twinkle in his eye.

[CamEdwards]

Dola:

Let me also take this opportunity to say I'd go down on Patti Ann Browne like a steerage passenger on the Titanic.

[vtbub]

Laurie Dhue;)

[EagleFan]

Originally posted by vtbub
Laurie Dhue;)

Hell yeah!!! :D

[Happy29]

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