That should be final with the random attacks and mad hatter added.

The dormouse starts tapdancing on Gonzo head and shuffles off to buffalo down the bridge of his nose and across his bugle.

"Now THAT'S TAPS!" taunts the March hare.

Had I realized that the Olog-hai known as Hulk would not be present, I would have turned my gaze elsewhere. Perhaps not to the Most Interesting Man, but certainly not the brute.

so the run on mimitw was because he wasn't online right? same thing with the hulk? my head is exploding trying to catch up and keep things straight

Got some stuck in my teeth...

He finds posting on Day 1 to be tedious.

I can only hope J23 shows up and explains how his character escaped this one. This should be good.

That you did.

I'm still confused. And I don't have the energy to get unconfused right now, so I'll try to figure it out tomorrow.

Tried to have a nice little shindig with the good 'ol Captain Kirk. I thought him and I could have shared some war stories together.

/Mal

That totally sucks, let me just say that.

And you better not smash me, Hulk, I moved off of you.

Does anyone understand how Miss Piggy died? Because only Oscar attacked her. He's not that tough.

So nobody attacked Dormouse, yet he died. Only one person attacked Miss Piggy, yet she died. Beaker got crushed by the Hulk, understandable (Schmidty I sure hope you don't miss any more votes as that sort of attack should not be random). Gonzo got attacked by a crowd, understandable. The mos interesting man in the world survived about 1,000 attacks.

I have to assume he had some ability that avoided damage. Chubby does it make sense to you that Oscar killed Miss Piggy so easily?

Can anyone explain Dormouse's death?

Twinkle Twinkle...little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

THe Hatter and the March Hare are playing ping pong across the table with saucers and a cube of sugar. THen they see Cookie Monster move his foot.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" shouts the Mad Hatter. "No fair sleeping on the job".
THe Hare starts to sing a mournful tune and ties the Mouse to a bottlerocket.
"Good night sweet mouse...." He lights it then plugs his ears. The rocket explodes in a myriad of colors and explodes in fireworks in the sky.

"Poor guy....he wouldn't hurt a mouse..."

The mouse floats down fluttering under the currents with his topcoat as a cail. He floats down to the table and lands in a pot of tea and sinks down into the bubbling liquid. THe Hatter takes the lid from his heart and places it over the pot.
He and the March Hare sob and cry crocodile tears. THen pour out the tea from the mouse's pot into their cups and drink.
"He would have loves this tea, " they sob.

"I'd like tp know which amongst you was the perpendicu...theperpatat...the one who done it!" says the Matter defiantly.

"A delicious ...I mean delightful mouse is done. Was it Jealous Jayne? He tried to kill my friend earlier today and then aimed elsewhere, but was he going back for seconds? "

"What about those other muppets," accuses the hare, "The mouse went to sleep on Gonzo nose. He sleeps anywhere, in fact, snoring was his only attack!"

"And how about Heavy? How's come Heavy takes zero damage. This hammer is insured for two bits. It's getting as if two bits ain't worth a quarter!"

Hurt a dormouse? We can't even protect ourselves. We piled up on that not so interesting guy and look where that got us? We don't even have enough to put on a variety show anymore.

"A show?"
"Well why didn't you say so!"
"Let's sing a song!"
"We need an Unbirthday first"
"It's the frog's unbirthday! Sing to him!"
"Excellent!'
*ahem!*

The teapots come alive and the dormouse's corpse even wakes up to participate. They toot and whistle as the Hare and Hatter dance around Kermit.



They fall over each over at the end. The hare peeps out from under his ears and says, "do we get the job?"

"That gives me an idea!" shouts the Hare.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa VERY merry C'thulhu to you!"
"To Thu"
"Thulhu"
"to me!"

I have to wonder how the least interesting man in the world survived the day.

Also I have to wonder why we do not have more bears with us. Bears are the most powerful creatures in the world.

"Look at that! There's a Zinto playing! I forgot! Hi ZInto!"

I mean...DWIGHT!

I'm worried I am not providing enough information in order to help you make anything more than random guess at who to visit, so I will give a little more info as to how it works.

A character who will do one of three things to the person who "wins" or "defeats" them. A. An ability or item of some sort, B. Something negative, C. Nothing. Additonally each character who provides something positive has a specific trait they are looking for in deciding who wins or defeats them. If all else ends up equal, its random.

The only way it makes sense is Miss Piggy must have had only 1 HP because Oscar only had 1 attack otherwise somebody else had to have used an ability. I'm guessing because you had so many characters that 1 or some got only 1 HP. Whether you confirm or not is up to you, not a big deal but that is my guess because Oscar is weaksauce.

ahhhhh poop night deadline is 8am? I was looking forward to seeing if I was still alive before I left for work :( I love my new job but 1 of the negatives is I can't get home for lunch break and check my computer stuff. Ah well, guess it'll have to wait til I get home.

ahh almost missed this before I headed out the door.

Cookie Monster randomly attacked Dormouse because he stole one of his cookies. This is why the right said Cookie found a dead mouse under his foot. I had no control over that, the way I read his ability was that he got bonus attack against someone if they also stole one of his cookies that day but it appears he randomly attacks someone who took a cookie.

Cookie Monster only has 1 attack too so i'm guessing dormouse only had 1 HP as well.

right = writeup

off to work boooooooooo

Sauron will need to attend to matters at Mount Doom until at least 7PM CST today.

Assuming the Mega Powers survive today they will be in the tanning bed until the afternoon atleast. You can't just wake up and be orange brothers, it takes time.

CF, were you aware that Dormouse had stolen a cookie? Hmm, hmm?

Apologies for not being around - ended up not feeling well yesterday and went home early. Will try and catch up today.

Well, very interesting. Did anybody try to make a kill last night? I'm not sure if there are any instances of villagers who can gain night attack abilities.

That is indeed good news, perhaps we will learn of what transpired.

The goo must be determined trustworthy, else it seems dangerous.