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Ksyrup 10-20-2011 07:47 AM

If Jack Hanna thinks there was no other way to protect people than to kill the animals, that's good enough for me.

I bet the Animal Hoarders people are pissed they didn't get to this guy before he killed himself. I also bet they're going to scour Ohio and other lax states for people similar to this guy for a show.

Rizon 10-20-2011 06:24 PM

MC Hammer launching his own search engine - CNN.com

wut

Rizon 10-26-2011 09:19 PM

"Giant Lego Man Washes Up on Florida Beach; Police Take It Into ‘Protective Custody’"

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertai...ctive-custody/

Rizon 10-27-2011 11:16 AM

Woman Allegedly Stabs Boyfriend Over 'Monopoly' -- Goes Directly To Jail | Fox News

Pumpy Tudors 10-27-2011 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2553140)

I am still loving the hell out of this.

gstelmack 10-27-2011 01:16 PM

Man reports date as burglar when girlfriend shows | abc11.com

Almost put it in the other thread...

MacroGuru 10-27-2011 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gstelmack (Post 2556720)


Helps....there is a girl outside my home...and she wants to have teh sex with me...

Ksyrup 10-27-2011 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gstelmack (Post 2556720)


That's one way to resolve the 2 dates at 1 time dilemma that no one writing a sitcom ever thought of.

Lathum 10-27-2011 06:19 PM

Police: Man cut off own arm with homemade guillotine | Seattle Times Newspaper

JediKooter 10-27-2011 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2556728)
That's one way to resolve the 2 dates at 1 time dilemma that no one writing a sitcom ever thought of.


That's one hell of a time stamp bug.

Galaxy 10-28-2011 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gstelmack (Post 2556720)


I like that they got together at 3 am on a Wednesday.


A story of a deer "checking-in" at a Super 8 motel.

http://gazettextra.com/news/2011/oct...-through-wind/

Rizon 11-01-2011 12:14 PM

http://www.independent.ie/national-n...rd-373633.html

"WWI film to tell how Irish soldier spent four years in cupboard"

Rizon 11-01-2011 12:21 PM

18TB hard drives made possible using table salt


'Super pack' of 400 wolves kill 30 horses in just four days in remote Russian village

Rizon 11-02-2011 12:04 PM

Bieber denies fathering child with 20-year-old

molson 11-02-2011 10:08 PM

Ya, this one, this one's different:

Naked woman, 21, climbed inside dead horse because she wanted to 'feel at one' | Mail Online

Ksyrup 11-02-2011 10:12 PM

She's no dolphin fucker, that's for sure.

ColtCrazy 11-02-2011 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by molson (Post 2559716)


WTF was invented for stories like this.

Ksyrup 11-02-2011 11:39 PM

#OccupyHorseCorpse

Galaxy 11-03-2011 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2529624)
There's no way that's real!

She died giving herself a hot beef injection. NO. FUCKING. WAY.


Woman injects herself with horse blood, wears hooves (Wired UK)

How about this?

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 12:44 PM

I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.

Rizon 11-03-2011 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559946)
I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.


Leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this.

Galaxy 11-03-2011 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559946)
I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.


Sticking with dead horse stories, here you go:

Couple's nude photo shoot inside their dead horse - Boing Boing

(The link does not have the pics, but you can go see them through a link on the story provided.)

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 02:10 PM

That was the horse story that kicked this whole thing off, up a few posts.

Unless this is another one. It's an epidemic!!!

Rizon 11-03-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559968)
It's an epidemic!!!


Can a horse molestor ever be called "hot"? - Front Office Football Central

Grover 11-03-2011 02:21 PM

If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

Galaxy 11-03-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559968)
That was the horse story that kicked this whole thing off, up a few posts.

Unless this is another one. It's an epidemic!!!


LOL! I must of missed it or got it confused with the other horse story.

Pumpy Tudors 11-03-2011 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by molson (Post 2559716)

what in the name of fuck

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 04:25 PM

Why the long face?

Julio Riddols 11-03-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by molson (Post 2559716)


Shes one of those crazy women you have a one night stand with so you can tell your friends about that wild ass girl from Cali. You just make damn sure not to stay the night, let her know your name, or give her your phone number. And you never go back to Cali.

Chief Rum 11-03-2011 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ColtCrazy (Post 2559720)
WTF was invented for stories like this.


Says "ColtCrazy".

molson 11-03-2011 07:40 PM

I want to know how two people who think the horse thing is cool find each other. I mean, is that box you can check for compatibility on eharmony.com? Or is it something that just kind of starts within the relationship. Like, "hey honey, want to go to a movie tonight", "no dear, let's instead get naked and crawl into a dead horse and play with its organs and stuff so we can spiritually connect with it". "OK, ya!"

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 08:31 PM

It's the little-known 30th dimension of compatibility.

mckerney 11-04-2011 01:56 PM

Wife murdered after smashing Star Wars collection - Yahoo!

sterlingice 11-04-2011 02:03 PM

And her name was Pornpila-- ok, let's be honest- we all stopped after the first four letters of his wife name were p-o-r-n.

SI

Julio Riddols 11-04-2011 04:34 PM

She received La-Touch of death.

ColtCrazy 11-04-2011 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum (Post 2560090)
Says "ColtCrazy".


I see what you did there. Well played. :)

Galaxy 11-05-2011 12:47 AM

Ben Clifford Dawson, 83-Year-Old Centerville, Iowa Man Arrested For Alleged Prostitution

Galaxy 11-06-2011 03:44 AM

Russian 'Body Snatcher' Kept 26 Female Corpses In Tiny Flat | Fox News

NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia -- Russian police arrested a man who was found to be living with the mummified bodies of 26 women.

Historian Anatoly Moskvin, 45, stole the dead bodies of females aged between 15 and 25 years from their graves, dressed them like dolls and then kept them in his three-room apartment in the city of Nizhny Novgorod in western Russia.

He visited hundreds of cemeteries to dig up the women's skeletal remains and carried the corpses home in plastic bags, Life News reported Thursday.

Photographs of the corpses show them wearing dresses, stockings, ribbons and other items, and one appears to have been dressed as a teddy bear.

Moskvin's crime was reported by his elderly parents, who made the grim discovery after visiting their son.

Described as a "genius" by neighbors, the historian and journalist speaks 13 languages and gave lectures in a local museum.

Police said they had arrested Moskvin and later released him. It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/11...#ixzz1cufqQTE3

Galaxy 11-06-2011 10:10 PM

Awkward Family Pet Photos - USATODAY.com Photos

sterlingice 11-07-2011 06:29 AM

Those were pretty good

SI

Chief Rum 11-07-2011 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy (Post 2561617)
Police said they had arrested Moskvin and later released him. It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.


Oh okay...

Wait, what?

RomaGoth 11-07-2011 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy (Post 2561617)

Photographs of the corpses show them wearing dresses, stockings, ribbons and other items, and one appears to have been dressed as a teddy bear.


Wow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy
Described as a "genius" by neighbors, the historian and journalist speaks 13 languages and gave lectures in a local museum.


I wonder if he is fluent in prison-speak.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy
It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.


Hmm, how about graverobbing and desecration of human remains?

Galaxy 11-07-2011 10:44 PM

Damn gay penguins...Don't they know it's a choice and a sin?!

SheWired - Gay Penguin Couple Forced to Separate to Breed - Video

JediKooter 11-09-2011 04:26 PM

Another foot washes up in BC Canada.

Ninth foot washes up in Canada — with a twist - World news - Americas - msnbc.com

Galaxy 11-09-2011 10:09 PM

To continue with the animal theme:


35% of men from rural Brazil have had sex with animal, study finds | Mail Online

DataKing 11-10-2011 11:59 AM

This is going a bit far if you ask me...

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...-1226191525850

lighthousekeeper 11-10-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols (Post 2560615)
She received La-Touch of death.


holy shit that was funnier that it should have been.

cartman 11-11-2011 06:41 PM

The Bhut Jolokia was the hottest pepper a couple of years ago, rating out at just over 1,000,000 Scoville units (a jalapeno is ~3,000). Now someone has grown a pepper that rates out at 1,500,000 Scoville units. Here is the story and video account of someone trying a small piece:

This is What Happens When You Eat the World’s Hottest Pepper [Video]

cartman 11-14-2011 09:48 PM

Strange goings-on in the Chinese desert:

Why Is China Building These Gigantic Structures In the Middle of the Desert? (Update 2)


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