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She doesn't know that...;)

As long as she doesn't click the links in my signature, she doesn't.

Nah, just tell her you use Sabermetrics for your scores now. Good to go.

You need work on your lying skills. Are you Andy?

Remember, my friend, the 300 happened in 2008. :)

I love how I get back to work from paternity leave of 3 weeks and I'm getting shit over why I'm not caught up in my work.

Uh .... I was gone 3 weeks. Nobody does my job when I'm gone. My inbox was a FOOT tall. It's also the 2nd busiest time of the year. I can't stay late (uh ,baby?).

Maybe get off my back and go back into your office and surf Yahoo shopping like you do all day, and leave me alone? Just a thought.

Ah fuck it. I bought it.

Tell them you will get caught up when that smell goes away.

Right now it smells like vanilla pudding and a bucket of shit.

At least it doesn't also smell like piss...

Don't you also type really fast? I'm pretty sure chicks dig fast flying finger skills.

You're stalking me, aren't you?

Setting up all the utilities & such for my condo which i close on next week.

I signed up for AT&T internet. Get an email a half hour later informing me the service will be activated 11/22/11. So I have to go three friggin' weeks without internet??? AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

I've noticed that with a few of my friends lately. One had to wait over a month for cable and internet. I have learned that when I move, I'm calling them fuckers ahead of time.

Yeah... set my closing date on Monday. Now, just to check email I'll have to go to mom's place (then seem like I'm only there to check email, not to say "hi mom, i recognize your existence!")

Not even a smartphone, eh?

I have learned that if I had to go 3 weeks without internet/smartphone, I would fucking kill somebody.

Sad self-reflection, but a true one. (Minus the killing somebody... i hope)

No smart phone. Just a regular cell. Texting is blocked too. I am cheap! :D

dunno if you guys remember it or not but terpkristin thinks i am the hottest person on fofc

You're cheap? I don't even have a cell phone!

Speaking of cell phones...I am moving service...first time since 1997...I have been with ATT through the cingular shit and everything else.... T-Mobile won me over due to having about a $60 a month savings over my current bill with ATT...on top of that, it's the last joint account I am getting rid of with the ex...

Who broke the MLB thread?

(It stops partway through the last page with an error and I don't get to see any of the new posts)

I posted a message in that thread wondering if it was me or not. I don't know what happened, but it stops at a Panerd post, #3919, I think.

yeah, wtf.....that's annoying.

Now you guys know how Tony LaRusa felt when trying to call the bullpen the other night.

Because how humble you are, other people wouldn't be able to handle how gifted you are so well.

I called for Mila Kunis, and you gave me Kathy Griffin!

you know if you hate my ass, you can just tell me you hate my ass before i shove your face in it ok thx

Now that I think about it, aren't you a mod? Can't you edit the link out of panerd's post? I'm guessing that that's the issue. Or perhaps we can kick panerd's ass and make him edit it?

So much for being the best fans in baseball :rant:

I used to be a Cardinals fan, and if people talked shit about me, I would've broken their thread, too.

Imagine the disappointment as Kathy took the mound.

let's see more sentences with the words "kathy" and "mound"

Jack and Kathy
Went up the mound
To fetch a pail of Pumpy
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Kathy went tumbling after

hot as hell

That wouldn't satisfy me. I more than hate your ass, you remind me of everything I'll never be.

Nice!


(Andrew Dice Clay voice)
Little Miss Kathy was humping some Pumpy
When a mouse came a tumbling down
Kathy let out a shout and Pumpy pulled out
Leaving an empty mound

Ohhhh!!!! (/Andrew Dice Clay Voice)

empty except for the spikes and vipers
and maybe an occasional bat

Is there an echo?

yes
yes

yes

Which one?

i remember! :D

/tk

This seems pretty cool:

Ford reintroduces the 1965 Mustang - Yahoo! Autos

I love having a Molson Canadian at my work desk as I read through FOFC..

PING: Molson...

Told PM at client I'm off Monday for Dr. appointment. He asked if I got approval. Told him I'm not seeking approval, I'm notifying him.

Apparently he flipped the fuck out and now I need to apologize. Is there a "I want to burn all of humanity to a smoldering pile of ash" thread?

Wait, a project manager flipped out? WTF? I'm assuming he isn't YOUR manager. Wow.

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Awesome, these guys put in a $4,000 donation to the V Foundation, and in turn, Tommy Smyth and a full ESPN crew headed to Queens New York for a local over 30 league double header (Geezer FC) :)

Watching it now on WatchESPN while waiting for the WS to start