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JediKooter 07-17-2012 07:17 PM

Well, at least someone had the balls to do it.

cartman 07-17-2012 09:22 PM

Dino M. Zaffina's Attorney Asks Judge for Restraining Order -- Against His Own Client - Los Angeles News - The Informer

cartman 07-17-2012 09:45 PM

Dola, here is the back story to the link above. The guy is simply unreal.

Dastardly Deeds in Darts - Page 1 - News - Los Angeles - LA Weekly

M GO BLUE!!! 07-17-2012 10:40 PM

That guy who was quoted is dead on the money. He is a cocksucker.

JediKooter 07-18-2012 11:24 AM

That's the kind of person that when you see a bus getting ready to run them over, at first you want to say something, but, then you just let nature take its course.

Breeze 07-18-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2689976)
That's the kind of person that when you see a bus getting ready to run them over, at first you want to say something, but, then you just let nature take its course.


Exactly, in fact, if you were to push him out of the way...he'd probably sue you for pain and suffering for the scrapes he received...

JediKooter 07-18-2012 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breeze (Post 2689977)
Exactly, in fact, if you were to push him out of the way...he'd probably sue you for pain and suffering for the scrapes he received...


I would be shocked if he didn't sue. The Humbling Fairy needs to pay that man a visit.

Ksyrup 07-18-2012 12:10 PM

But Dino M. Zaffina, a squat, well-groomed darts enthusiast with a blind left eye, who possesses a law degree and an Italian sense of respect, has a talent for pissing people off.

I hope the article writer originally wrote this sentence without including the dude's middle initial. I wonder if the editor (or the paper's attorney) required it be used. My God I would have paid to see the dude's reaction when he read the paper and saw that his middle initial was left out. Ha!

sterlingice 07-18-2012 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman (Post 2689763)
Dola, here is the back story to the link above. The guy is simply unreal.

Dastardly Deeds in Darts - Page 1 - News - Los Angeles - LA Weekly


Wow, what a dick. I think someone needs to be subscribed to as much embarrassing mail as possible under the name Dino (no A.) Zaffina. Ex lax and Immodium samples- yup! Erection medication? Great! Gay porn? You bet! Feminine hygiene products sent to "Dina Zaffino"? Excellent! Creepy fetish porn? Oh yeah. Season tickets to the Clippers? Of course.

SI

JediKooter 07-18-2012 12:54 PM

I think the Clippers have had enough problems over the years.

britrock88 07-18-2012 02:07 PM

His address is in that court filing... :devil:

cartman 07-18-2012 06:36 PM

Border patrol applicant admits to molestation, bestiality in job interview

WLS 890AM

Grover 07-18-2012 09:21 PM

Giant Hasselhoff ads too tempting for thieves

Rizon 07-19-2012 03:36 PM

Man who traded $10,000 worth of fish for crack sentenced to rehab

JediKooter 07-24-2012 10:57 AM

Official: 'Goat man' in Utah mountains is hunter - Yahoo! News

MacroGuru 07-24-2012 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2692835)


Damn you! You beat me to it!

molson 07-24-2012 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2692835)


Obviously a government cover-up. The only question remaining is, why are they breeding goatmen?

JPhillips 07-24-2012 02:08 PM

strip club hires sarah palin lookalike just in time for republican national convention

JediKooter 07-24-2012 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru (Post 2692873)
Damn you! You beat me to it!


Sorry about that. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson
Obviously a government cover-up. The only question remaining is, why are they breeding goatmen?


I think because it's easier for them to ride on the backs of velociraptors.

sabotai 07-25-2012 04:32 PM

5½ years for Ore. woman who got $2.1M bogus refund - Yahoo! News

So you scam the government out of $2 million, and the first thing you buy is a 1999 Dodge Caravan!?

Rizon 07-26-2012 02:06 PM

Bella didn't choose Team Edward after all ...

Kristen Stewart's Apology to Robert Pattinson for Cheating - Couples, Scandals & Feuds, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Rupert Sanders : People.com

Rizon 07-26-2012 02:25 PM

Plane Carrying Marriage Proposal Crashes Off of Rhode Island | NewsFeed | TIME.com

JediKooter 07-26-2012 03:41 PM


Seems like a sign to me.

Rizon 07-26-2012 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2693731)
Seems like a sign to me.


I think the sign crashed with the plane.

Suburban Rhythm 07-26-2012 05:24 PM


As a follow up to that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Qrt1k8qHo


JediKooter 07-26-2012 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2693774)
I think the sign crashed with the plane.


Definitely a red flag then.

Rizon 07-26-2012 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2693781)
Definitely a red flag then.


I think it ended up black.

Rizon 07-26-2012 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm (Post 2693780)


Oddly enough this is where I got the break-up info (from Tosh.o Facebook page). Man that girl be TRIPPIN.

M GO BLUE!!! 07-26-2012 06:02 PM

that video is the funniest thing i have seen in some time.

Ksyrup 07-26-2012 06:30 PM

At the risk of sounding like a sane human being, that chick needs to get a fucking life. Yeesh.

JediKooter 07-27-2012 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2693785)
I think it ended up black.


That's what she said.

EagleFan 07-27-2012 11:53 PM

This man is a serial killer in the making. Put him in a cell with Sandusky for a while and tell the old bastard that this guy is only a teenager. After that, kill them both.

View more videos at: http://nbcphiladelphia.com.


JediKooter 07-30-2012 04:45 PM

Woman known as Sea Hag accused of fatally shooting man who refused to give her a beer | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

M GO BLUE!!! 07-30-2012 04:50 PM


Sounds like she stood her ground.

Lathum 07-30-2012 05:03 PM

someone should do a tally in this thread and see how many of these are from Florida.

JediKooter 07-30-2012 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!! (Post 2695138)
Sounds like she stood her ground.


They never said what kind of beer it was. If it was PBR, the dude deserved to be shot.


j/k!!!

JediKooter 07-30-2012 06:54 PM

'Zombies' show up to counter Westboro Baptist Church protestors | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

Rizon 07-31-2012 12:57 PM

Snoop Dogg becomes Snoop Lion - The Style Blog - The Washington Post

Ksyrup 07-31-2012 02:56 PM

Because we don't have a thread about idiots:

Romney Photo Spurs Domestic Abuse Incident | The Smoking Gun

JediKooter 07-31-2012 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2695559)
Because we don't have a thread about idiots:

Romney Photo Spurs Domestic Abuse Incident | The Smoking Gun


Wow! I half expected an Onion like article. This was definitely not that.

muns 08-01-2012 09:45 AM

This made me laugh

Report: Kobe Bryant’s wife got mad at him for shirtless picture at Team USA party (PHOTO) | Fourth-Place Medal - Yahoo! Sports

cartman 08-02-2012 05:52 PM

Tulsa to put in bid to host future Olympic Games

JediKooter 08-02-2012 05:57 PM

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“We want to have the Olympic torch come in through the Trail of Tears,” Mavis said

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mckerney 08-02-2012 05:59 PM


You'd think she'd object to him going to the giant sex party for athletes that the Olympics is in the first place.

JediKooter 08-08-2012 12:44 PM

No Job? Blame Your Pants - Yahoo! News

What kind of studies did they do that led them to believe that the data shows that sagging pants will help the jobless rate in that county?

As idiotic as it looks to wear your pants halfway down your ass, I don't see how this doesn't violate the constitution in some way.

Breeze 08-08-2012 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2698581)
No Job? Blame Your Pants - Yahoo! News

What kind of studies did they do that led them to believe that the data shows that sagging pants will help the jobless rate in that county?

As idiotic as it looks to wear your pants halfway down your ass, I don't see how this doesn't violate the constitution in some way.


I actually went to a job fair last week, and one of the guys there was wearing a suit and the crotch of the pants was down at his knees. Couldn't tell if he had his pants half way down his butt, because he had a jacket on, but he almost had to. Either that or he had some major adjustments made to the waste and length...

JediKooter 08-08-2012 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breeze (Post 2698595)
I actually went to a job fair last week, and one of the guys there was wearing a suit and the crotch of the pants was down at his knees. Couldn't tell if he had his pants half way down his butt, because he had a jacket on, but he almost had to. Either that or he had some major adjustments made to the waste and length...


That's just crazy. However, according to the county of Hinds, if there was a law in place, he would get a job. :)

Draft Dodger 08-08-2012 01:29 PM


she's getting new jewelry

Rizon 08-08-2012 03:26 PM

Randy Travis found lying naked in road

Ksyrup 08-08-2012 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2698685)


"I apologize for what resulted following an evening of celebrating the Super Bowl," Travis told CNN in a statement after the February arrest. "I'm committed to being responsible and accountable, and apologize for my actions."


Fast-forward 6 months...


"I apologize for what resulted following an evening of celebrating Aly Raisman's gold medal in the gymnastics floor routine," Travis told CNN in a statement after yesterday's arrest. "I'm committed to being responsible and accountable, and apologize for my actions."


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