Teen line this is Nitro!

Anyone else have horrible thoughts about banging Kelly's sister? When she got older of course.

What about the one where the drill instructor comes and Zach tries to stack his team...but instead he gets stuck with all the geeks.

Didn't Slater have a sister too that Zach tried to date?

Didn't they have a guy named Ox who seemed to switch characters all the time? He seemed to be a meathead jock, then was he the allstar wrestler from another school, then he was a burnout.

I vaguely remember something about that. Can't picture her.

Saw one the other day that was mildly disturbing. Zack dresses up as a woman and goes out on a date with Screech to build is confidence.

Then somehow in another one Screech dresses up as a girl and gets into the girls locker room and totally blows it by not trying to see any titay or bootay. Dork.

Ox and Moose

And Screetch wins becoming Miss Bayside. GHEY!

I meant to say "Tori year," I guess. I actually knew the story and had just kinda forgotten it when I posted because I was so mad.

damn that beotch

Also appearing on the show (in addition to Eric Dane & the often mentioned Tori Spelling & Denise Richards):

Leah Remini, Carla Gugino, Amy Weber, and Soleil Moon Frye, as well as lesser-known TLC show host Kirsten Kemp(Holmquist),

And for our few daytime soap fans, at least a half dozen eventual Days of Our Lives cast members: Bryan Datillo, Patrick Muldoon, Patrika Darbo, Nicholas Read, Aimee Brooks, and Carolyn Cable.

Same here. I think I was about 8 when that was on TV.

Whoa, did Jon mention Denise Richards? I don't remember Denise Richards appearing on the show, and I think I've seen every episode at least twice. How the hell did I miss that?

Your fixation on Slater's muscles?

Is Slater the only one of the main cast to still kind of be seen on TV/in movies? I thought he hosted some animal show, was a part of some all-male talkshow, and was on Dancing With the Stars?

Yeah I believe she was the secret admirer who pretended to drown.

Heh. I remember when he was the "host" for the Space Mountain TV program that aired while you waited in line for the roller coaster at Disney World.

It pissed me off when Zach screwed the school out of millions of dollars in oil money, all because he was sad his stupid pet duck died.

What about the episode where film star Johnny Dakota comes to teach the kids about the dangers of drugs, only to be caught doing coke in the bathroom?

When they make a Hall of Fame of Sitcom One-Liners, they will have a special display dedicated to "Hey, who's playing your mom this year?"

I think it's always hilarious to watch bsak wrester with the english language.

Probably the best SBTB episode ever, thanks to Punky and her ginormous rack...

VMEMSJNUP

Lonestargirl was watching that episode this morning

I remember watching this back in the day, but nobody ever heard of it until the last few seasons. Then it was like BAM popular.

What kind of messed up place did you grow up in? I was young when this came out and kids were still all about it.

In Zacks defense the school wouldn't allow him a domed baseball stadium or Raybands.

Wrester? nice grammar

Or when Zach, Slater, and Screetch have a party when Screetch's mom is away and someone breaks the Elvis statue.

How about the murder mystery episode?

Zack Morris, Super Sleuth

Mango tonic with a kiwi twist.

You spelled it wrong and he made fun of you, and can easily say he spelled it wrong to on purpose

Yummmmmmmmmm.............

Well fucking played.

Remember how scared that pussy Torri was over Earthquakes?

Bitch.

Jesse's stepbrother was asswhite.

The hood. But seriously, I watched it for years and I'd go to school and ask kids about it, and nobody had even heard of it. For years and years and years. Nobody at all. Then all of the sudden it was popular, and then it was gone. Course, most of my friends didn't have TVs.

Zack has been in a ton of TV stuff recently. Most recently he was in Commander in Chief and he was in NYPD Blue at the end.

I laughed at several different points in this paragraph :).

the guy is a minor league hockey ref now.

also, it kills me that every damn time zack and kelly finally got together, one of them fell for somebody else the very next episode. it happened like 4 times.

Yeah I got it the first time. I couldn't tell if he was making fun of that or my latest RWBL podcast where I mess up a few names. :)

That dude Jeff was an asswhite for cheating on Kelly with that other chick at The Attic.

Ok I must say the worst part of the show was when Lisa and Screetch won that dance contest...Come on everyone do The Sprain.

Don't forget how he'd be engaged in a conversation right up until two seconds before the match. Then his opponent would suddenly appear, a ref would run over and say "go" and the match would end four seconds later.

Looking at the pic bsak posted, I stand by the idea that I would have taken Berkley or Lark Voorhies (who I thought was really, really pretty) over TAT. Never thought TAT's body was enough to get me past her moon-face (not saying I wouldn't take it, just not given other options).

There was an odd period of time that year when everyone on TV named Kelly was smoking hot. You had Kelly from Saved By the Bell, Kelly from 90210, Kelly Bundy, Woody's girlfriend from Cheers, and Kelly Gruber.

I could never tell Kelly Bundy and Kelly Gruber apart.

Someone needs to remake "The Kelly Song" as "The Pumpy Song".

...paging Antmeister...

Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine;
When we're together I feel fine.
Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean;
You make me feel that the whole world is mine.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ...
Why? Because you're

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
(pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly of mine!

(applause)

Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
... Mine!