Haha! I can totally see that.

I've heard the same thing about Russia as you have though. It always made me wonder how do they know when to get to the airport in time so they don't miss the plane.

Mr. Book, does he know?

Could someone please tell Trenton's family that Trenton doesn't like football? That he has zero talent in relation to football? That he has no desire to play football? That he should stick with video games?

I'd say that they should know this already. After all, they've attended the last two practices, but apparently his complete lack of desire and ability has gone undetected so far.

In Russia, time keeps you!

To My Loving Wife,

We're not all six freaking two around here, you know. I have no problem putting the toilet seat down when I'm done - would it kill you to adjust the showerhead down afterwards so that I don't get water up my nose when I turn on the spray?

With All My Heart,
Your Adoring Husband

your wife is 6 2? how tall are you?

I'm about 5'9". Yeah, when she was in college the athletic department kept trying to talk her into walking on the women's basketball team. She slouches a lot, so we only look a few inches apart, but she's a big girl.

Off to the HS football scrimmage in a few, we'll use tonight as a dress rehearsal for the regular season webcasts. Plans call for me to be back in the color commentary saddle this year while my son is scheduled to debut as the studio pre-game host (not my idea, the faculty sponsor pushed for it).

And naturally, since I'm involved, looks like we're in for a second straight year of wet & stormy weather on scrimmage night.

RIP Richie Hayward :(

trucks without trailers look very sinister to me. I think it is because of Terminator 2

It feels good to be able to post a reply instead of yelling at the screen.

WTF!?!? When did you get let back???

Cool

Just had a surreal conversation with a sentient spambot today. Imagine 30 second dalys between each post from the spambot.

doug > need password for comcast.com
Kristoffer > Hello doug_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Kristoffer. Please give me one moment to review your information.
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doug_ > ok
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doug_ > yes
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doug_ > wow - how about just resetting my password
Kristoffer > Just to confirm, is this the first time you had problem in acessing your online account?
doug_ > i can't remember - i haven't tried to login to the website in a long time if ever
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doug_ > ok
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Kristoffer > I hope you will find it useful in the future.
doug_ > *sigh*
Kristoffer > Thanks so much for waiting.
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Kristoffer > Thank you!
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doug_ > *stares blankly*
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doug_ > works - thanks
Kristoffer > Perfect!
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doug_ > no that's it - tjhanks
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if i had my druthers, the chat would have gone like this:

doug > need password for comcast.com
Kristoffer > ok, here's your new password: xxxxxxxx
doug > thx

haha that comcast helper is pretty amazing.

I just went out to get some milk. What did I miss?

This is not a random thought but a stone cold FACT!


Snyders has now expanded into the tortilla chip market. Tostitos, you have been replaced permanently. Just the right thickness to stand up to cheese dips and salsas, perfectly salted. Delicious!

I have the same feeling about doing business in a few U.S. markets as well though. There are distinct differences in the approach to the value of time in certain cities versus what I'd consider the norm.

omfg the Strippers last night were fucking beautiful.

PIX PLS KTHNX or it didn't happen.

I think I'm going to take work off so I can watch some preseason football~!*

*what is something I will never say.

You don't like listening to Pompeani and Nelson for 3+ hours?

Heh, meanwhile a friend of mine is texting me that he's currently standing under an overhang to protect himself from the rain, waiting for play in the Steelers-Lions game to resume.

Trenton didn't make our weigh in yesterday...I was hopeful that meant his parents were taking him off the football team. Unfortunately, she texted me today asking if he made it...blah blah blah.

I'm hoping they still take him off the team...but I'm less hopeful than I was.

I was bored & reading Knight Rider trivia.


I think The Man of Six Words would be better than practically any show on tv today.

Yucky day, one of my annual least favorite days of the year.

School open house this evening before my son goes back for another 180 grinding days.

2 hours of droning followed by a night of mourning :(

I just kissed my screen.

I don't get why C-Net needs to have a separate review for an item in each color.

I think all of my favorite shows are on a channel other than Network TV...

Anyone have a polite way of telling someone that they are annoying?

oh.. I already know that I'm annoying so, you don't have to tell me. :)

I'm really impressed with Windows 7 so far.

Women. Pass the beernuts.

Got any extra? Running a little low over here.

Women, or beernuts?

Shoot, now that you mention it...both.

I'll throw some in the mail on my way home from work.

(Mental Note: Remember to poke air-holes in the packaging this time.)

I have no idea what grounding a club means.

Thanks!

I saw a video of a guy apparently doing that several times on Around The Horn and PTI and I still have no idea what it means either.

Going to be flying to Dallas tomorrow. Does anyone have any ideas for simple timewasting games I can throw on the laptop?

If you don't mind spending $15-20, I'd very highly recommend Plants vs Zombies. Perfect time-waster and a ton of playtime. Would be great for a flight or layover and I am pretty sure you can download it.

I might have to stab two moms and a dad. Someone help me out of jail if that happens.

Why the fuck do all the light bulbs in my house have to burn out at almost the same time as all the others?

Because you changed them all at teh same time the LAST time Dumbass =)

It's always something...

Surprised there are no posts here yet about Petrino getting the news girl fired, yet. I will stay out of the them when they show up here, but please take note that Petrino had nothing to do with it except say he wouldn't answer her questions while wearing a gator hat. Also, she got fired for her facebook and twitter comments, not the hat. She was also told she shouldn't be wearing the hat by a colleague before the PC started and she refused to change to a hat he offered to buy for her.

The national media are all over this and getting the story horribly wrong, and this girl is both not telling the whole story, and lying to the national media.

Anyway, like I said, I will stay out of it, because the Petrino thing never goes well, but there is much more to the story than the national media is covering. That's all I will say on it here.

MJ4Coke, you are gay.

I say that because if I would have said the same thing Petrino did.

Because when I read the story I thought, "Serves her right."

Because, well, you're an Arkansas fan.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

A day that I thought I'd never live long enough to see, my old hometown finally gets its own Wal-Mart, as of about 15 minutes ago. In my 43 years, I really think this is probably the biggest thing to happen in the county, although I guess getting a Waffle House a few years ago would be right up there too.

http://walmartstores.com/pressroom/news/10183.aspx

Going out of your way to point out the story when no one else has bothered yet, and pulling a classic MBBF and saying "there's more to the story than you know but I won't talk about it and don't have any links for you but everyone but me and my insider source that I also can't or won't talk about are wrong" (has this *ever* been met with anything but eye-rolling and disdain here at FOFC? Its the single worst card one can play w/ regard to college sports on this forum)... yeah, I am struggling to imagine a worse way for the story to hit the forum from your perspective. Maybe post a naked chick in the same post so you get boxed and can't defend from the petrino bashing you're begging for would be worse. Well done :(

"What are Radii?" was the question in a Daily Double on a Jeopardy episode I watched last night.