my beagle has gotten so fat when she sits she splays her legs like tony pena.

+1

Padres swept the Giants again. Who would have thought?

I wonder how many tournaments in a row I can play where I fold for hours, get it all-in with a huge edge and get sucked out on the first time I play a hand.

Is this a masturbation tournament? "fold for hours", "huge edge", "get sucked out" and "play a hand". Very interesting. ;)

Met this girl online that's crazy.

Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever.

Yes, yes, cuervo.

My random thought for the day:

Despite all the traumas we've endured, I'd rather be married to my wife than anyone else in the world. She makes me happy. :)

Is she really, really short with a flat head? Because if she is...........

I just heard "Better Off Ted" got canceled :(

ABC just cancelled half their shows, I think.

People who take back apologies are asshats. If you're not sorry, don't apologize.

This might deserve it's own thread...

Would be cool to see another Lakers/Celtics NBA finals, but, they have to wear the 80s uniforms.

^^ yes

dola,

Today is National Dance Like a Chicken Day, so get up and get your pluck on!

Keep fucking that chicken.

With waffles.

1. If a woman cheats on you she will likely do it again. Walk away and never look back.

2. If you think she is cheating then she likely is... when you confront her understand those tears are because she can't be with that other guy.

3. Forgiveness is a job for God. Your job is to get the hell out of there.

Edit: Posted this while I was reading a text message from my ex.

So I was just reminding myself.

Dude that is awesome. Haha.

This doesn't seem so random. Please erase and post in the "Thoughts I continually express on this forum whenever I see an opportunity that don't deserve their own thread" thread.

Thread police bout ta arrest me yo!!!!!!!!!!!

im jus tryin to add to dis thang na mean playa?

jus droppin sum real kno ledge n muthafucka fo suckas learn na mean playa?

stop hatin playa n fall bak.

2 fingas in up 2 fingas down thumb cross da middle ya dig playa?

Dude, stopping pretending to be a Miami Hurricanes fan, you're giving me a headache.

Well I guess you can add me to the ignore list then playa.

:D

Don't let me walk 95% of the way to the mailbox, and then tell me the mail hasn't come yet. Let me open it up and figure this out for myself.

Why the fuck does Woot sell knife sets and golf clubs. WTF.

Why not? People buy those things too.

I'd love to make my facebook status "so youjizz... whattup with all the shemale?" but I don't think it'd be appropriate.

As somebody who has been pretty lean most of my life, I'll never forget the first time I bounded up the stairs, two at a time, and felt stuff on my body jiggle up and down with each step.

* sigh *

If Carlos Beltran has a baby girl he should name her 'Chastity'.

Why does Olive Garden always bring breadsticks in a number equal to the number in your party plus one? If I go as a party of two, they bring three breadsticks. If I go as a party of four, they bring out five. Are they hoping to see people fight over the extra breadstick? Inquiring minds want to know.

How come if I even sniff a Taco Bell taco, I have to shit my brains out. But I can eat like 5 home cooked tacos and it does nothing to me.

i think harrison ford is a talantless over rated hack, who ruins every movie he is in! (either that or the suck on their own)

I wish the hot chick in my office didn't smoke. I would totally ask her out.

I'm really glad the Cardinals let David Eckstein go so they could bring in Khalil Greene, Brendan Ryan, and Tyler Greene to play shortstop.

Football takes up a lot of my time.

I recently did something I swore I would never do: I umpired a little league game.

I really need to hurry up and my direct deposit crap set up.

In other surprising news: Lance Bass is gay.

Pics?

Oh God, yes.

On a related note, why do I suddenly have to pee every time I walk into the library? Doesn't matter what library in what city. I walk in the library and suddenly I have to piss like a race horse.

Same thing happens to me, Drake. Also when I walk into a video rental place for some reason....

Has anyone ever had a worse series of movies(or whatever) than Ray Liotta did from the time Goodfellas was released until now? He's the king of making a 5.6 IMDB movie which fails at the Box Office.

My brother and I were talking about how somehow Liotta and Jeff Goldblum avoided becoming A-Listers even though they were in the right spot to become them.

Meh. Goldblum was never really on track to be an A-lister. He's a bit too quirky for that. I agree that Liotta probably had a chance and screwed it up with some really bad choices.

The Goldblum Rush Is On | Movies | EW.com

LOL, he just found this.


EW's archives are amazing btw.

Right, but that article pretty much explains why he's not an A-lister.

For a more modern example, Rupert Grint is not going to be an A-lister.

I'm glad to know it's not just me. :lol:

I love you all.

Pancakes are like cereal, they're good any time of day.

I would give both those girls an astigmatism they would never forget.

Agreed- one of those things I've discovered living in Richmond

SI