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JediKooter 08-21-2014 01:45 PM

Doctors remove a 36-year-old baby skeleton from a woman's body - The Week

And my favorite line from the article: "A team of surgeons from a hospital in Nagpur performed the rare procedure of removing the skeleton that had lived in the woman's body for 36 years."

cartman 08-21-2014 01:49 PM

Grim Fandango

JediKooter 08-21-2014 02:01 PM

Didn't even think of that! Perfect!

mckerney 08-22-2014 12:11 PM

A Contestant On 'Naked Dating' Is Suing For Being Shown Naked While Dating - Pedestrian TV

stevew 08-22-2014 12:38 PM

Nobody really saw her crotch when it happened but I'm guessing everyone has now

mckerney 08-22-2014 01:03 PM

Quote:

"I immediately started getting text messages. Everyone saw it. My Grandma saw it. I saw her this week and she didn’t have much to say to me. She’s probably mad. My parents are just annoyed."

So from her outrage on this, I'm guessing her grandma and parents were thrilled with her being on Naked Dating but then when there was an brief accidental glimpse of actual nudity they instantly became mad and annoyed with her.

Quote:

"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that’s pretty much ideal."

I guess she'll probably have to settle for a slightly less than idea unemployed Jewish guy in his 30s or employed atheist in his 20s now. :(

Draft Dodger 08-22-2014 02:43 PM

shallow and vacuous or not, if she went on with the agreement that they would blur out her naughty bits, they should blur out her naughty bits.

chadritt 08-22-2014 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew (Post 2954046)
Nobody really saw her crotch when it happened but I'm guessing everyone has now


It was up on reddit before the episode even finished airing on the east coast.

JPhillips 09-02-2014 05:15 PM

The second paragraph is full of gold.

Quote:

A brother and sister in Effingham County, Georgia, are behind bars after allegedly having sex in a tractor trailer parked in a church parking lot.

Police say Christopher Buckner, 20, and her brother, Tim Savoy, 25, admitted to committing incest three times after watching the Ryan Gosling romance "The Notebook."

QuikSand 09-02-2014 05:34 PM

prowling?

cartman 09-03-2014 02:32 PM

Massachusetts State Police not fooled by fake license plate during Chicopee traffic stop | masslive.com

JediKooter 09-03-2014 02:42 PM

So, so close.

Galaxy 09-14-2014 11:03 PM

Wedding party brawl at Orchard Park Country Club injures several - City & Region - The Buffalo News

Mind you, Orchard Park is a upscale area.

molson 09-15-2014 03:51 PM

This is something Urban Outfitters thought was a good idea.

Urban Outfitters Sells ‘Vintage’ Bloody Kent State Sweatshirt, Quickly Apologizes - Business news - Boston.com

cartman 09-15-2014 06:05 PM

An oldie but a goodie

Distracted Driver: Police Say Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates - ABC News

EagleFan 10-02-2014 06:44 PM

News - Toshiba Start

I know it's part of the headline but is it my imagination or does the fact that he was naked seem to get lost in the shuffle. I want to know why there was a naked man in line at the airport. It almost reads like things would have been fine if he wasn't acting strangely.

NobodyHere 10-02-2014 06:47 PM

It helps get through airport security.

mckerney 10-11-2014 10:10 PM

Seems like a surprising number of dwarfs in the news lately.

Dwarf given children's colouring book by waitress as he ate dinner with his fiancée

Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night - Telegraph

mckerney 10-12-2014 03:03 AM

Poop transplants are now available in a convenient pill form.

Good news: You can take your fecal transplants orally - The Washington Post

mckerney 10-14-2014 06:11 PM

Florida Man struggles when it comes to building houses.

Flagler County dream beach house built on wrong lot | News - Home

bulletsponge 10-14-2014 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mckerney (Post 2967234)



hen night? that sounds really slutty

molson 10-14-2014 06:27 PM

"It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain."

Didn't Hornsmaniac used to talk about hiring midgets for parties?

Ben E Lou 10-15-2014 01:36 PM

The Charleston area has a serial public masturbator. His most recent indecent exposure arrest stemmed from an incident last week in a new Starbucks that my wife and oldest daughter would frequent if we still lived there. (It is now the closest Starbucks to the home we own there, and from looking at a map, appears to be right between my daughter's favorite ice cream shop and water park.)

Man charged with felony indecent exposure at Starbucks - Live5News.com | Charleston, SC | News, Weather, Sports

More on him from earlier this year:

Report: Man exposes himself to Starbucks employee - WCIV-TV | ABC News 4 - Charleston News, Sports, Weather (This one was at our most frequently-visited Starbucks, the closest to our home prior to the new one above being built.)
Another Sex Offender - Charleston Thug Life (semi-complete rap sheet here)
Sex Offender Update - Charleston Thug Life (update from a blog reader who claims to have been a victim)
John Chandler III - Charleston Thug Life

mckerney 10-22-2014 01:18 AM

I think KFC has just found its Jared.

Lovesick Chinese woman, 26, dumped by boyfriend spends entire week in KFC - Yahoo News Canada

cartman 10-24-2014 12:22 PM

Teen busted for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from mallÂ* - NY Daily News

Draft Dodger 10-24-2014 08:33 PM


might be worth the investment to bail her out

cartman 11-10-2014 02:32 PM

I had to make sure this wasn't a link from The Onion.

The Ku Klux Klan opens its door to Jews, black people and homosexuals | Daily Mail Online

Kodos 11-10-2014 02:51 PM

Model catches fire atop commuter train | New York Post

cartman 11-17-2014 04:28 PM

Uncle Chuck is getting married.

Charles Manson Gets License to Marry 26-year-old Woman - US News

NobodyHere 11-17-2014 07:15 PM

I wish I knew what his secret is to picking up women.

mckerney 11-25-2014 09:16 PM

Thanks Obamacare.

Doctor 'drunk at work, wrote lewd notes on medical charts and left woman in labour to have sex with patient' - Independent.ie

sterlingice 11-26-2014 07:20 AM

One, this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by story
He was due to become president of the New Mexico Medical Society next year.



Two, I'm disappointed some of the lewd notes didn't make it into the story


SI

cartman 11-26-2014 11:12 AM

French inventor: Pills make farts smell good - UPI.com

cartman 12-03-2014 12:01 PM

100 Human Brains Went Missing From the University of Texas

JPhillips 12-03-2014 12:45 PM

I can assure the authorities that they didn't show up in my classroom.

JPhillips 12-08-2014 04:41 PM

Man tosses snake behind Tim Hortons counter over diced onion dispute

molson 12-08-2014 05:16 PM


Dr. Huxtable is out of control.

Chief Rum 12-08-2014 05:31 PM


If he had stuck around, would she have not been in labour?

Galaxy 12-23-2014 12:58 PM

Police: Man pulls gun after wrong McDonald's order

Galaxy 12-23-2014 08:03 PM

Oklahoma teacher fired after stuffing 11 teen students into Honda Accord | Fox News

Galaxy 12-24-2014 02:45 AM

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/12/23...ew-mcconaughey

Man wakes up out of a coma thinking he's Matthew McConaughey.

mckerney 12-29-2014 10:01 AM

For Thieves, Legos are Like Uncut Diamonds: Untraceable & Invaluable

JPhillips 12-29-2014 04:21 PM

Quote:

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Ah, Florida.

Lathum 12-30-2014 07:43 PM

Play-Doh's Facebook Appears To Be Deleting Comments From Parents About Its New Penis-Shaped Toy - BuzzFeed News

mckerney 01-01-2015 11:52 PM

Amber Campbell and John Arwood high on drugs ‘trapped’ inside unlocked closet at Daytona State College, Florida

Draft Dodger 01-02-2015 09:53 AM

49 Tremendous Things That Florida Men Accomplished This Year - Mic

#41 being my personal favorite

mckerney 01-02-2015 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips (Post 2987994)
Ah, Florida.


I'm still trying to wrap my head around the, "so she pulled some poop out of her pants," part. So had she been walking around with poop in her pants the whole time? Is she able to poop on command when she feels the need to smear it on someones face? Was it just a lucky coincidence for he that she happened to poop her pants while being detained?

mckerney 01-10-2015 11:32 PM

Dad arrested for throwing daughter Playboy-themed 18th birthday party | abc7chicago.com

Lathum 01-11-2015 05:19 AM


As a father I am appalled, as a man I am intrigued.

I'm sure they are raising a fine young lady who will be a solid contributor to society.

cartman 01-21-2015 03:35 PM

Wife: I don't know why my husband demolished our house - News - recordonline.com - Middletown, NY


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