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Lolita Grayson, Alan Grayson, bigamy, and breast implants.
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Texas boy suspended after bringing 'ring of power' to school - NY Daily News
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Police: 6-year-old boy 'kidnapped' for being too nice to strangers - CNN.com
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Charles Manson wedding off after it emerges that fiancee Afton Elaine Burton 'just wanted his corpse for display'
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Walmart fight caught on camera in Texas | abc7.com (Video is NSFW.) LA PORTE, Texas -- A video is making its rounds on social media that shows a tax worker and a customer getting into a violent fight inside of a Walmart. "Take your poor (expletive) out this store," Alice Kenner, a Jackson Hewitt tax worker, could be heard saying to a customer on video. "Your momma is a (expletive)." The customer, Jessica Albitz, is then seen head-butting the tax worker. Keener is then seen fighting back. She takes Albitz by the head and starts banging it on a table nearby. Keener then slams Albitz to the floor. Albitz told Eyewitness News that the two got in a verbal spat a day earlier when Albitz and her husband went to the Jackson Hewitt tax booth inside Walmart to file their taxes. Albitz was not their tax worker, but was just clocking in to work. "She came in in a bad mood, and so she took it out on us," said Albitz. "She was very rude to us." Albitz said she and her husband left without incident. She said she came back to the Walmart the next day to shop, and that's when she ran into Keener again. Albitz said Keener mumbled a profanity at her. "I turn around and said, 'excuse me,'" said Albitz. "I did say something back. She came out of her cubicle and followed me to the entrance." The argument got out of control, Ablitz said. She showed Eyewitness News a knot on her forehead from the headbutt and a huge bruise on her elbow. A trespassing warning was given to her by police when the fight was over. In the video, Keener is heard yelling out that Albitz was the instigator. "You better get her. You better get her. She coming in here messing with me. I'm at work," Kenner says in the video. Eyewitness News has learned that Keener also works as an EMS billing representative for the City of La Porte. Eyewitness News made several efforts to speak with Keener, but Keener has not responded to our requests. Jackson Hewitt released the following statement on Tuesday: Jackson Hewitt has a long-standing history of being an advocate and resource for our clients and this incident is completely inconsistent with our values. Jackson Hewitt and our independent owner-operators share a commitment to the well-being and fair treatment of all people. We strive to offer a safe and positive work environment for both our employees and the clients we serve. We do not tolerate harassment, discrimination or violence in any capacity. The tax preparer has been placed on administrative leave as we investigate this matter. |
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I like the part about how the pooping tore the neighborhood apart because everyone suspected everyone else. I mean, if this happened in my neighborhood, there's definitely a specific person or two I'd suspect.
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The article is great. "Managed to catch the suspect with his pants down"... "Another resident pooh-poohed the man's behavior"...
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Mystery Man Found Decomposing In Car Had More Than 1,200 Guns, Cash, Underwater Car « CBS Sacramento
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Two Michigan state reps create the perfect plan to conceal their affair.
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So that isn't Onion piece?
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That reads like an Onion story.
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My favorite recent local article:
Robbery turns into stick fight at Portland pot cart I stumbled on some article about the weed cart yesterday, and I was all "Whaaa?", so I went to look it up and there were a few articles about the weed cart's appearance a couple weeks ago, then a couple about "is Portland weed cart illegal?" from last week, and then finally weed cart stick fight. The cycle of life. I also like this quote from another article: “There’s nothing they can do if someone’s 21. I heard it on the radio,” he said. “I checked all the laws there’s nothing they can do.”  ALL the laws, dog. He checked them. |
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Mystery ghost fleet washes up in Japan as 11 ships containing 20 dead sailors are found | Daily Mail Online
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County Closes Schools Over Geography Lesson on Islam
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Concord Cheese Parade draws hundreds - News - The Concord Journal - Concord, MA
This is 3 doors down from my (parents) house and the guy started doing it back when I was in high school. Every time I get depressed about politics or the news I remember this is the real America - where people gather to watch Revolutionary War Re-enactors and a marching band escort a horse-drawn carriage with a 400 pound wheel of cheese on it. (I also NEED to find out if the protestors were real or just making fun of protestors in general.) |
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The man with a bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament
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I dunno, the science on this seems interesting to follow. I know it sounds gross but if gut microbes(and the lack of a good balance of them) are partially the cause of health issues it's worth pursuing. (almost started a thread on this btw) |
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Qualifier: this story was posted on 1st April, but in the afternoon, and hasn't been taken down, so giving it the benefit of the doubt...
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High Elf, High on Acid, Attacks Woman's BMW With a Sword
When will people learn that reading Lord of the Rings and The Silmarrilion is dangerous. |
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Time Traveler steals bacon from Arby's
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