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My favorite part of this is that their apology includes giving all 10 women an internship. Workplace morale is at an all-time high... |
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And as is typical for the Daily Mail, they're all "Check out this horrible sexist, misogynistic shit, they were just judging the women on their looks! And also here's all 10 of those bikini pictures in as large a size as we could find." |
Minnesota woman charged with killing boyfriend in video stunt - StarTribune.com
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WHAT WEBSITE THOUGH - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia from Anthony Matan on Vimeo. |
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/good-samar...opstories.html
I think if i was the good Samaritan, i'd be all over pressing charges after they went out of their way to continue to smear him. Random punch i could get over and understand, further smearing i cannot. |
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Nevada's governor has joined college potheads in declaring a state of emergency over a lack of marijuana.
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Harkens me back to my journalistic peak. Covering Snowball-the-killer-goat Canton’s ‘killer goat’ | Canton Rewind If you Google today, you'll find this story from 1991 popping up in the Chicago Tribune and the Orlando Sentinel among other places. I'm the guy who wrote the original story, both locally & for AP, (and then made sure to tip the local Cox Media TV affiliate that we had a working relationship with, who quickly helped it go national). It was mentioned on Paul Harvey, and I ended up being interviewed by newstalkers in Memphis & New Orleans. Good times man, good times. |
I guess they never got his goat.
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Or not. Looks like the alien overlords had other ideas. Removal of mystery object off Westerly beach canceled | WPRI 12 Eyewitness News |
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I shouldn't laugh. And yet I laugh.
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How does that even come up in conversation?
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Really would have been wise to stay quiet and take the risk with rabies there.
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Look at Mr. bigshot over here who aint never though bout fuckin a donkey.
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you can catch rabies that way! *runs to doctor* |
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At least the 14th or 15th kid in that train should've questioned their choice in friends.
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Not so much a strange new story, but one for JiMGA to reminisce over. From my local rag, this is a great example, rarely seen nowadays, of a proper local newspaper story. Poor Dan Cooper must be thinking 'I went to college for this...'
Woman reunited with missing cat after 11 months - Newbury Weekly News And the photo made me laugh - the lady looks distincly happier than the cat! |
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Both Zoo Atlanta and Noah's Ark have accounted for their's, so a private owner (whether legally or illegally) is high on the of suspects, with one escaping while being transported being the only other notion in play. But can you imagine the phone calls and conversations leading up to this? It had to sound a little bit like "I need a bambi-lance" |
Man. Just did some more reading on this. They killed it not long before kids would be headed to the bus stops. Crazy!
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Denver nurses suspended for opening bag to admire deceased patient's genitals | The Sacramento Bee
Kinda almost makes up for the being dead thing. |
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Oh! And this one time... at band camp...
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Damn, just got here to post the same story, Shkspr... terrible but definitely weird AF
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I bet people enjoyed the chicken before they found out it was outsourced. |
A little bit spooky.
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Chunks of a Portland Man's Exploded Hand Struck a Federal Officer. He's Charged With Assault. - Blogtown - Portland Mercury
"When law enforcement finally stopped him, the document says, Schaefer held out a "cigarette pack and a lit lighter" and told officers "we're all fucking dying today." He then lit the cigarette packet, blowing a number of fingers off of his left hand and causing glass to "fly into the air." |
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So this tweet has basically resulted in the most social media thing ever:
roy @Old_Orleans This professor graded tests next to me the whole flight. If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm Now, everyone claiming to be Taiwan Jones is coming out of the woodwork to grab their claim to fame for being a failure, lol! |
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Hey, if it's good enough for Kenji Alt-Lopez... |
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I have a friend who's a super foodie. Kind of guy who has $1,000s of dollars of kitchen equipment and plans his vacations around food. And he says that he cannot find any better fried chicken than fresh Popeyes. |
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If you burn, shred, ingest, or otherwise ruin money, you can send it in to the Mutilated Currency Division of the Treasury Department and they'll fix it and send you replacement money.
Episode 781: The Money Fixers : Planet Money : NPR |
The news story itself is not strange, and indeed must have been a terrible experience at the time and in the years since for the woman, but I have to admit I did laugh out loud at quite possibly the most English sentence I think I have ever read or heard.
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I could never be a Nazi, their favorite kind of pizza is white pizza
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