That is just f*cking hilarious.

Those just make me sad. Poor guy... :(

Dola-



Except for that one. Hilarious!!! :D

"This ride is a little bumpy and I'm sick of riding used cars. I think I'll find myself a younger model."

"I'm the red x BITCH."

Next question: would you hit her mom?

Depends, would she have sex with me in a SUV while my cousin drove around town? :D

pixpls thnks

Little did I realize this would go down as my greatest post. What a letdown.

I need more photos of the mom, let's just say it's under consideration.

That isn't the best pic I think mom has, she looks awfully sunburnt there.

We are FOFC. :)

:D

Yeah, and "Senator's sex scandal post" is a bit misleading, too.

Especially for me. :(

85 posts (well.. 84 now) to even be considered the biggest thread of the day. Most days, this would have double or triple the posts of any other thread ;)

The bullshit "Dark Jedi" aka SkyDog thread has more posts. I'm gonna help here.

And here.

And finally here.

Can I help too?

Yes, please...this chick's waaaaaay hotter than Skydawg

ah what the heck, i'll help too

Wait, Hotter than SkyDog in his sexy underwear?

It's over boys....... It's over.

/pours out 40 ounce

And HFP snatches victory from him like Kenneth Davis sprinting down the sideline.

Wait till she gets put into a womans prison, this thread ell bump back up.

Only if someone posts pics.

I wonder if there was spooning afterwards or just awkward silence.

If it was me, id be scratching "hot teacher" off my list and hop out of the car on my way to meet Wonder Woman.

Some nude GTA for the X-Box;)

Either that or she started assigning homework.

I bet she grades on a curve.

I'm mostly posting to show my support for Senator bringing the hot teacher to the attention of all of us, but in a moment of "seriousness" ...

She's technically not a child "molester." She engaged in lewd and lascivious behavior, but isn't there a legal distinction between lewd and lascivious behavior and molestation?

I do agree on the existence of a double standard. If the roles were reversed, we would assume that the 23-year-old male teacher forced himself or took advantage of the 14-year-old girl, but in this case we assume the guy was an eager and willing participant. Why? Because it's a "known" that young girls aren't looking for sex and that young guys are.

No doubt what she did was wrong because there is a law against it. But I can see how this happens. Lots of guys have crushes on cute young teachers and let's face it, women know when guys have a crush on them. I'll bet this kid had a crush on the teacher and she knew it. That definitely made her feel differently. I had a teacher in high school that a bunch of guys had a crush on and we would flirt with her constantly. There were rumors and accusations that it went beyond fliriting in one case, and it may have for all I know. But regardless of age, when you have a guy who has a crush on a woman, there is a tension there that can get the best of you, especially if you are not prepared for it as a teacher.

There's a reason why teachers/students, bosses/employees presidents/interns hook up. When feelings develop, the circumstances of the working relationship create opportunities for things to happen.

She'll get punished and she'll deserve it because she broke the law, but I don't think she betrayed the kid's trust -- I think the fulfilled the fantasy of 95 percent of all guys.

Pretty funny poll at Nealz Nuze this morning. (Also, I'm wondering with WYSIWYG, will we be able to vote from here in this poll.)

In the whole cradle-robbing-hottie-teacher scandal in Florida, who do you feel sorry for the most? The 14-year-old boy. He's peaked. All the women after this are likely to be a disappointment. The husband. What could be wrong with him that his wife feels the need to romp with a 14-year-old boy? Debra. She's got to be a few horses short of a merry-go-round. John Kerry. Think of all the press time he's losing to this!

ROTFL!

Poor sad thread, being out posted by the Dark Jedi thread for a 2nd straight day.

This isn't a sprint, folks. It's a marathon. There is still hope for this thread. Surely a hot teacher has more potential staying power than pictures of minor league baseball players.

dola: simply because.

I think we need more hot teacher photos.

Maybe we could talk SD into putting together a compilation for us. :D

^
Work-safe.



Edit: Damn, I'm having a hard time finding any "clean" (and legit) photos of attractive teachers.

Well played.

on an 'S' curve, maybe.

I had only five posts in the other thread, but those seemed to spark endless replies, so maybe if I post one here it will help balance the threads out.

Yeah, I had the same problem... I guess the one I posted was a tad too risque...

I got very little. :(