Why does MIMITW have a ton of votes? Did that person do something??

There will be much confusion for the first few days of this, but in time things will be revealed, and there will be a measure of clarity. Do not let the many voices and abilities distract from the ultimate goal - survival, eliminating the threats.

At the end of the day most of what has been said will likely be useless. But there will be information worth saving, worth storing. And in time it will be what saves us.

You and the rabbit checked in as I was consulting the flames for guidance.

He is failing to live up to his title, by being one of the least interesting people around today.

Animal scared for him little blue friend. Animal move his vote soon. Animal not afraid of funny tan man.

He literally did nothing.

Who is less interesting than him? I think he takes the cake.

The hatter, hare, and Mouse all shout at once, "You don't need out help!"

Animal hate two hulks. Get Green Man!

ANIMAL UNATTACKS HULK HOGAN

ANIMAL ATTACKS THE HULK

But you could use spell check's. He he he he he he he.

Alright I am going to move my vote onto J23 and see what sticks since people who do not show up to work make me mad since I have perfect attendance.

unstandard attack heavy
standard attack most interesting man in the world

Let's consolidate things a bit

ATTACK THE HULK

ooc: I moved Animal largely to try to protect Gonzo, but then as I think about it I realize that there's no real way to protect yourself in voting in this game, other than convincing the voters to move their vote. Gonzo may well be dead no matter what else happens. Go ahead, make Kermit cry.

Harry Potter: Goo (296)
Gonzo: Duke Nuke 'Em (286), Jack Bauer (290) zoe (391) Jayne (391) Malcolm (391)
Beaker: Athena (294), Harry Potter (345)
Heavy: VAHVN (315)
Mrs. Doubtfire: Keyser Soze (319) gonzo (385)
MIMITW: Thursday Next (321) macho man (358) hulk hogan (358) miss elizabeth (358) melisandre (370) dwight (411)
Zoe: Cookie Monster (343)
Mad Hatter: Super Grover (343)
Miss Piggy: Oscar the Grouch (343)
Keyser Soze: heavy (361)
The Hulk: miss piggy (373) kermit (373) swedish chef (373) cthulhu (?) animal (409) mrs doubtfire (412)
Goo: Honeydew (375), Beaker (375)

I hope Miss Elizabeth is ready for my big gun.... come get some...

Either of the two on the block want to state their case?

Seeing as we do not know how many people we are able to lose in one phase, I do not know how much I want to stack upon those that already have many attacks. For now, I watch, and I learn from the experience of what is to come.

(ooc Probably out past deadline here .. wrapping my head around this game has been quite challenging, I can't imagine what craziness is in store /ooc)

The Most Interesting Man in the World - over the ages, it has always been easy to manipulate man. I would prefer to have him as a servant at later stages in this epic.

The Hulk - sacrificing this brute will either turn up a foe or send a message to our allies that even the strongest may fall without the protection of the Dark Lord of Mordor.

VOTE THE HULK

Count Gonzo as on the block too. I can't imagine he's going to survive that onslaught.

Hey, I heard that! Don't count me out, I'm a ninth degree maroon belt.

\

The hatter looks down at his food tray and frowns, "Sadly no wraps." Then explodes in laughter as he opens the domed tray. "We're all-carbs all the time with Subway Sandwiches! Have a BSM!" He shoves a sandwich into Keyser Soze's mouth. "It's a Beer, Salami, and mud sandwich!"

[IMG]ttp://mintees.com/files/avatars/9/9328/50x50-gonzo.gif[/IMG] Weep for me, sweet Camilla. Mommy always said to beware men with guns, and girls too. Basically any guns, anyone holding a gun, or carrying a gun.

And she was right! Take this token of my love. I fear I will never again stroke your feathers.

d'oh

The lid of the box of candy in Gonzo's hand comes off and falls to the ground. A bloated dormouse is there with chocolate all over his mouth snoring away.

This is it for me. The lights are going out, the curtain is drawn. Goodbye cruel world. This blue weirdo was too weird for you. You'll be happier and saner now.

I leave my collection of popsicle sticks to Camilla. Please make sure someone feeds her. And not that Melisandre, I don't trust her. Please bury me inside a giant tuba, and have 47 jugglers march over my grave.

Harry Potter: Goo (296)
Gonzo: Duke Nuke 'Em (286), Jack Bauer (290) zoe (391) Jayne (391) Malcolm (391)
Beaker: Athena (294), Harry Potter (345)
Heavy: VAHVN (315)
Mrs. Doubtfire: Keyser Soze (319) gonzo (385)
MIMITW: Thursday Next (321) macho man (358) hulk hogan (358) miss elizabeth (358) melisandre (370) dwight (411)
Zoe: Cookie Monster (343)
Mad Hatter: Super Grover (343)
Miss Piggy: Oscar the Grouch (343)
Keyser Soze: heavy (361)
The Hulk: miss piggy (373) kermit (373) swedish chef (373) cthulhu (?) animal (409) mrs doubtfire (412), Sauron (419)
Goo: Honeydew (375), Beaker (375)

Dead! Deadline! *sob* *sob* :(

Did Schmidty attack anyone?

Nay Your Grace.

The madhatter chides, "You don't look that Heavy to me, hoohoohoohoo, you can't bring that knife to the table. it isn't sterile!" he takes out a large wooden mallet and attmpets to smash Heavy's hands with it.

Mad hatter attacks Heavy

This is why I didn't vote for you and why you're on my "likely to be good" list.

Looking back Schmidty does say he won't be on until after deadline. Frankly, I wasn't giving him a lot of leash since Schmidty often misses the beginnings of games, but I can't see killing him giving how clear he was. Nobody's giving me a strong enough wolfdar to sic all four of these guys on, so I'm just going to consolidate, lessen our kills.

The hare shouts "I DON'T FIND HIM INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
then whispers "he doesn't even like tea."

March Hare attacks TMIMITW

I know if the Hulk eventually turns up bad this will get me lynched, but looking back for Danny to see if he had voted, I saw Schmidty's post and didn't want him to go Hulk on us when he logs in ;-) He'd have good reason.

Twinkle twinkle little Gonzo...
Hiow I wonder where you're buried...

Dormouse attack gonzo

OOC: No attack means you attack randomly DT.

Can't go to sleep on day one without a vote on me, eh CF? I see how it is.

Mrs. Doubtfire attacked the Hulk. Which is a great image.

Alright thanks, I missed that.

Twinkle Twinkle little autumn...
You have got a great big bottom...

Yeah - I thought about canceling my Hulk attack cuz of Schmidty, but I didn't end up doing that. Presumably he'll be alright...

Gonzo plays Taps

"What about me? Don't you like TEA?" demands the Hatter of Danny.

Poor Beaker.

That should be final with the random attacks and mad hatter added.

The dormouse starts tapdancing on Gonzo head and shuffles off to buffalo down the bridge of his nose and across his bugle.

"Now THAT'S TAPS!" taunts the March hare.

Had I realized that the Olog-hai known as Hulk would not be present, I would have turned my gaze elsewhere. Perhaps not to the Most Interesting Man, but certainly not the brute.

so the run on mimitw was because he wasn't online right? same thing with the hulk? my head is exploding trying to catch up and keep things straight

Got some stuck in my teeth...

He finds posting on Day 1 to be tedious.

I can only hope J23 shows up and explains how his character escaped this one. This should be good.

That you did.

I'm still confused. And I don't have the energy to get unconfused right now, so I'll try to figure it out tomorrow.

Tried to have a nice little shindig with the good 'ol Captain Kirk. I thought him and I could have shared some war stories together.

/Mal

That totally sucks, let me just say that.

And you better not smash me, Hulk, I moved off of you.

Does anyone understand how Miss Piggy died? Because only Oscar attacked her. He's not that tough.

So nobody attacked Dormouse, yet he died. Only one person attacked Miss Piggy, yet she died. Beaker got crushed by the Hulk, understandable (Schmidty I sure hope you don't miss any more votes as that sort of attack should not be random). Gonzo got attacked by a crowd, understandable. The mos interesting man in the world survived about 1,000 attacks.

I have to assume he had some ability that avoided damage. Chubby does it make sense to you that Oscar killed Miss Piggy so easily?

Can anyone explain Dormouse's death?

Twinkle Twinkle...little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

THe Hatter and the March Hare are playing ping pong across the table with saucers and a cube of sugar. THen they see Cookie Monster move his foot.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" shouts the Mad Hatter. "No fair sleeping on the job".
THe Hare starts to sing a mournful tune and ties the Mouse to a bottlerocket.
"Good night sweet mouse...." He lights it then plugs his ears. The rocket explodes in a myriad of colors and explodes in fireworks in the sky.

"Poor guy....he wouldn't hurt a mouse..."

The mouse floats down fluttering under the currents with his topcoat as a cail. He floats down to the table and lands in a pot of tea and sinks down into the bubbling liquid. THe Hatter takes the lid from his heart and places it over the pot.
He and the March Hare sob and cry crocodile tears. THen pour out the tea from the mouse's pot into their cups and drink.
"He would have loves this tea, " they sob.

"I'd like tp know which amongst you was the perpendicu...theperpatat...the one who done it!" says the Matter defiantly.

"A delicious ...I mean delightful mouse is done. Was it Jealous Jayne? He tried to kill my friend earlier today and then aimed elsewhere, but was he going back for seconds? "

"What about those other muppets," accuses the hare, "The mouse went to sleep on Gonzo nose. He sleeps anywhere, in fact, snoring was his only attack!"

"And how about Heavy? How's come Heavy takes zero damage. This hammer is insured for two bits. It's getting as if two bits ain't worth a quarter!"

Hurt a dormouse? We can't even protect ourselves. We piled up on that not so interesting guy and look where that got us? We don't even have enough to put on a variety show anymore.

"A show?"
"Well why didn't you say so!"
"Let's sing a song!"
"We need an Unbirthday first"
"It's the frog's unbirthday! Sing to him!"
"Excellent!'
*ahem!*

The teapots come alive and the dormouse's corpse even wakes up to participate. They toot and whistle as the Hare and Hatter dance around Kermit.



They fall over each over at the end. The hare peeps out from under his ears and says, "do we get the job?"

"That gives me an idea!" shouts the Hare.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa VERY merry C'thulhu to you!"
"To Thu"
"Thulhu"
"to me!"

I have to wonder how the least interesting man in the world survived the day.

Also I have to wonder why we do not have more bears with us. Bears are the most powerful creatures in the world.

"Look at that! There's a Zinto playing! I forgot! Hi ZInto!"

I mean...DWIGHT!

I'm worried I am not providing enough information in order to help you make anything more than random guess at who to visit, so I will give a little more info as to how it works.

A character who will do one of three things to the person who "wins" or "defeats" them. A. An ability or item of some sort, B. Something negative, C. Nothing. Additonally each character who provides something positive has a specific trait they are looking for in deciding who wins or defeats them. If all else ends up equal, its random.

The only way it makes sense is Miss Piggy must have had only 1 HP because Oscar only had 1 attack otherwise somebody else had to have used an ability. I'm guessing because you had so many characters that 1 or some got only 1 HP. Whether you confirm or not is up to you, not a big deal but that is my guess because Oscar is weaksauce.

ahhhhh poop night deadline is 8am? I was looking forward to seeing if I was still alive before I left for work :( I love my new job but 1 of the negatives is I can't get home for lunch break and check my computer stuff. Ah well, guess it'll have to wait til I get home.

ahh almost missed this before I headed out the door.

Cookie Monster randomly attacked Dormouse because he stole one of his cookies. This is why the right said Cookie found a dead mouse under his foot. I had no control over that, the way I read his ability was that he got bonus attack against someone if they also stole one of his cookies that day but it appears he randomly attacks someone who took a cookie.

Cookie Monster only has 1 attack too so i'm guessing dormouse only had 1 HP as well.

right = writeup

off to work boooooooooo

Sauron will need to attend to matters at Mount Doom until at least 7PM CST today.

Assuming the Mega Powers survive today they will be in the tanning bed until the afternoon atleast. You can't just wake up and be orange brothers, it takes time.

CF, were you aware that Dormouse had stolen a cookie? Hmm, hmm?

Apologies for not being around - ended up not feeling well yesterday and went home early. Will try and catch up today.

Well, very interesting. Did anybody try to make a kill last night? I'm not sure if there are any instances of villagers who can gain night attack abilities.

That is indeed good news, perhaps we will learn of what transpired.

The goo must be determined trustworthy, else it seems dangerous.