No. You're just an ignorant fucktard.

(that ought to get this thing going)

Even though it has clearly lost the race, I just wanted to vote with my posts for this thread. Clearly a superior bit of threading and one that was able to attract me on the basis of its witty title rather than the sheer largeness of posting.

Hey now! I happen to be a very well-educated fucktard, thank you very much...

Hey, I know this thread may not be the largest in terms of posts, but it has a pretty good "views-to-posts" ratio of somewhere over 16:1. The other thread is stuck at around 11 or 12:1. So the value in this thread is absolutely outstanding.

[quote=sovereignstar]I got very little. :(


Dont like those teeth, looks like a beaver.


Best of the bunch.


Not extraordinary but her jugs are big enough that she gets a pass, and i would allow her to be with me.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

http://www.local10.com/news/3457211/detail.html#

It's amazing how pictures like these managed to show up after something like that. Thank goodness that there are people looking out for us! ;)

We need a link. Who's got the link?!?!?!

theyre on the page, at least i think those are the lascivious ones, doesnt do much for me. Shes a natural beauty, those shots are too made up and the makeup and outfits, eh.

Ahh, didn't even see the slideshow. Not bad, but not as good as I was hoping...

Nice.

Damn... I'm gonna need more Kleenex...

From the slide show text:

"Students at the middle school said that LaFave used candy and car rides to seduce the student."

CANDY!?

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

I need candy, bubble gum and taffy,
Gonna get your ass beat nasty,
Do it so your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just cuz you came between a kid and his candy.
I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To fuel a giant drill to bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue

And here I thought it might be the big boobs and promise of sex.

http://news.tbo.com/news/MGBQEB4B4WD.html

It must never die!!!!!!!

I know this is supposed to be a funny thread and all, but that link is pretty depressing...all the snickering and lewdness aside, I wonder what causes someone who seemed to be doing so well to make such a poor choice.

My feelings on it is that she felt "trapped" in adulthood. She maybe felt like that life was getting too complicated for her taste. She wanted to do things like a kid do. My ex-wife has the same problem with not wanting to grow up, but realized that you just have to.

Seems like a pretty classic case of acting out because of a bad marriage. However, my guess is she didn't really have any male friends to connect with, and went with what was convenient. She probably figured she would have some control over the situation given that he was young, and, well, a guy having sex thrown in his face for the first time in his life.

Creative indeed. :)

or maybe she was just a pervert

Because I want to take this thread to places it never dreamed. The disturbing wedding video.


http://www.media43.com/demo3.html

OUT - STANDING!

When they're outside about 30-40% of the way through, did you notice who was right in front of the camera with his back turned? The garter boy!

OK, who's got the first joke about her handing out dozens of leis to the guests?

Women of Home Depot > Paige Davis > child molester

I was going to ask if he would have made a cameo appearance in this one.

Anyone have a feeling that this will end up being a made for TV movie on CBS?

The search powers of the internet never cease to amaze me !!!

This thread is now in the Top 10 "Viewed" threads of all time. There is still life in this old gal yet.

Who will play each of the characters?

I think David Spade for the 14 year old.

Actually, it isn't really that close. It isn't in the Top 30 yet, not even counting the reference thread. You probably just looked at recent threads. Here's the list:

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Lets see.....we can't have a big name play the teacher, although I was thinking that Traci Lords would be a good fit. :D

Agreed. Well done.

Now we just need the honeymoon video.

I'd bet the ranch that the husband would sell it if he had one.

the video game character draft is at #6

Unless he has a small "Afoci" and doesn't want to reveal it to the world...

I guess I did Skydog. I am not sure I want this attached to me long term anyway.

I'm not sure. Selling it might have the adverse effect of restricting the number of people who saw it. I'd be giving it away.

Oh man I made the top 100 :) I am now a part of FOFC History....

you don't count so well, do ya hoss?

Oh sorry I was making the point that I had posted in most of the threads in the top 10... maybe I should have said that better huh? Oh well read the sig and write a letter ;)

It's too late, this is your legacy.

And just when the story couldn't get any more bizarre/funny...


Sex-charge teacher was Nick Carter's high school sweetheart
Monday July 12, 2004





Debra Lafave, the sexy blonde teacher whose scandalous relationship with a 14- year-old student has shocked America, has another surprising secret in her past -- she dated Backstreet Boy Nick Carter.

Lafave, 23, who faces up to 30 years in prison on charges of sexual battery, had a steamy affair with Carter when they were teenagers in Ruskin, Fla., a Tampa suburb.

"Debbie was hot with Nick back in 1995 and everybody knew about it," a childhood friend of Debra told The ENQUIRER.

The torrid romance began during Lafave's sophomore year at East Bay Senior High School.

"Debbie was so blonde and beautiful that everyone called her 'The Barbie' because she was just like a living and breathing Barbie Doll," said the friend.

LOVE MESSAGES

"Nick was almost a year older than Debbie and even then he was something special. He didn't go to East Bay High, but everybody knew who he was because his singing career with the Backstreet Boys was starting to go places. He and Debbie were together all spring and through the summer of '95 whenever he was in town. They were always holding hands, kissing and whispering to one another. I have no doubt that they were intimate."

Lafave, whose maiden name is Beasley, loved to show off jewelry Nick gave her, said the friend. She was especially proud of a pager he gave her so he could always reach her.

"When he was away Nick beeped Debbie several times a day to give her love messages like, 'I miss you' and 'I love you,' " the friend revealed. "Nick was obviously very proud to be with Debbie. He called her 'my golden angel.'

"Debbie was on the volleyball team and Nick would show up at the games and cheer for her.

"She also brought him with her to services at the Baptist church in Ruskin and once got him into the talent contest. Nick sang a love song just for Debbie. He gazed at her lovingly through the whole song and even blew her a kiss. It was very romantic."

But by the fall of 1995, Carter's touring proved too much and they broke up. He went on to pop stardom and a fling with another famous blonde, Paris Hilton.

SEXUAL INADEQUACY

Nick's rep did not respond when The ENQUIRER asked for his comment on Lafave's arrest.

The girl they called "The Barbie" married Kristian Lafave in July 2003. The young honeymooner was working as a reading teacher at Greco Middle School when her life allegedly took a perverted turn.

Cops say she seduced a 14-year-old student in a portable classroom, as well as in her home and in the back of her SUV. Sometimes she had sex with the boy while his 15-year-old cousin drove them around, say investigators. In late June, the 15-year-old boy's mother got wind of the alleged affair. The police were called and Debra was busted.

Lafave reportedly told her young boyfriend she was having "sexual inadequacy problems with her husband" and "was turned on by the fact that having sexual relations with him was not allowed."

Her childhood friend and fellow classmates were stunned by her arrest. "No one ever suspected Debbie was capable of anything like this," said the friend. "She's always been such a nice, sweet all-American girl. She went to Baptist church, sang in the choir, and was a wonderful teacher. "Everyone is completely shocked. "But Nick must be even more shocked. Here's his beautiful golden angel and she's allegedly become a child molester!" -- REGINALD FITZ

This story just gets better and better.

Maybe I'm naiive, but what could she mean by this: Lafave reportedly told her young boyfriend she was having "sexual inadequacy problems with her husband"?

Mr Winky was too dinky.

Or else he needed a vist from Ditka. One of those two issues...

Dola-

Or maybe she's a nympho (OK, so she obviously is) and was pissed off that hubby wasn't giving it to her every day.

This is the greatest and best thread in the world

tribute.


seriously, now that a boy band is involved...we must have hit a comic ceiling now. where can you go from here?!!?

I think I blocked out the knowledge that Maple Leafs was responsible in some way for the video game character draft. It's like realizing Sammy corked his bat or Iron Mike needs Levitra.

Say it ain't so, Leafs! Are the winters in Canada that cold?

I just re-read almost the entire video game character draft thread and...

it rocked.

We took it so seriously that it was awesome for those involved, and hilarious for those not involved. I can see both sides of it.

Just reading over how seriously albion and I were reviewing selections makes me laugh. I gave that thing some serious, serious thought since it really was just one big nostalgia-fest. :)