Probably because it is Chad

Freud who I first read about in Mad Magazine as a kid entitled “Freud is a Fraud by Freed” would say the original question is easily answered. You equate Billy Joel with a negative sexual thought or experience and this has subconsciously manifested into a trigger in your daily life. So, like every problem of mankind, it sort of revolves around our naughty parts.

As someone who grew up "good" I kind of always despised "Only the Good Die Young" along that line of thought. (Seriously.)

(See also: Quiet Riot [sorry Slade, you never really registered]. "Girls rock your boys" never played well not being any girl's boy.)

If we're going down that rabbit hole, I knew at an early age I would never die with my boots on - although I dont plan on crying about it, either (sorry, Bruce Dickinson).

I realized early on that I was never going to be a lyrical poet. :(

Finding someone who would do dirty deeds done dirt cheap sounded appealing.

Probably easier to find that than someone to shake me all night long.