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Ouch! Elderly gardener survives after impaling eye socket on pruning shears
Doctors save Arizona man's eye after he falls face-down onto the handle Ouch! Gardener survives after impaling eye socket - US news - Life - msnbc.com |
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Cops On The Hunt For Duplicitous iPlank Scammers | The Smoking Gun
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Another foot with a running shoe washes up in British Columbia
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Maybe the exchange rate on commas isn't that great right now in Canada? What I want to know, why is it only feet with running shoes? Are the joggers in BC that hard core where their feet just go flying off into the water? |
A federal judge ordered lawyers to a kindergarten party after they kept wasting his time. Here's a bit of his order:
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"I was just shocked. Why would people do such stuff," said Merlyn Keefer, another neighbor. "We can't ask him what really went through his head."
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I know. I can't believe they put that in there. It's like a purposeful macabre joke or something.
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"He's diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and has abused his medication, she said. "
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Best story I have read in a while...
BBC News - Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up Three office employees in the Canadian city of Victoria fell ill after a colleague unwittingly gave them chocolate brownies laced with cannabis. Police were investigating a possible case of poisoning at the workplace after the three were taken to hospital feeling dizzy and disorientated. The woman who brought in the cakes said she simply found them in her freezer. But her son later admitted to police he had baked the cannabis cakes some time ago and forgotten about them. Canadian media reports said police decided not to press charges because there had been no criminal intent. But the son is expected to be ordered to take part in community work, said the Vancouver Sun. All three affected colleagues were released from hospital after a few hours. |
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Samurai on I-65 Identified
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State trying to seize five high-end cars involved in Canadian street race – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs
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Not surprising that the eel found a way into his urethra. Look at the size of that thing!
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Just noticed that eel man's surgeon's name is Wang. Ha!
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Well, I thought the Palin/Rice thing was going to take the cake for WTF celeb news stories today, but...
Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den
September 14th, 2011 3:26 PM by Free Britney
Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story. The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."
UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.
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So who is going to do the porn version of the Hobbit then?
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Rice eating beavers and midget eating badgers. It's a hell of a day here on earth.
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Don't forget the Scarlett pics. September 14th, 2011 has been epic.
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Mother of the Year candidate from New York... come on down!
Mom admits stealing son's cancer benefit money |
Billy, you have cancer.
Billy, you're mom has gambling. |
Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle - Yahoo! News
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A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.
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I think this is really what happened between Sarah Palin and Glen Rice.
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8 year olds....there is only 1 badger, and have you seen five 8 year olds hopped up on fudgesicles? Not a pretty site!
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MANILA, Philippines - Women ended armed clashes in 2 Mindanao villages by not having sex with their husbands unless the men laid down their weapons, according to the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR). The success of the "sex strike" allowed families to start rebuilding their communities, the UN's refugee agency said. |
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