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Mantracker is an awesome show.

Cosplay is a word I don't know the meaning of.

I love blackbox for windows more than almost anything.

Seeing fat people helps me stay motivated to work-out regularly.

I once cried at the beauty of a full moon rising while driving to work.

I fully expect great success from this thread.

That 50 Chicken McNuggets for $10 wasn't really the good idea to order and eat it seemed to be at the time.

The word 'moist' sounds like what it describes.

The stinging nettles in my backyard are like evil ninjas poised to unleash their venomous barbs upon my exposed elbows and shins.

Four indoor dogs is at least one too many, no matter how small they are.

I'm done.

I know people have a global greivance with the concept of diet soda. Fine. Not the point here.

The point is -- who the fuck puts 5 grams of sugar (and 6 grams of carbohydrates) into a diet soda? (See diet orange crush)

I hate the Red Sox

I want one more season of the The Shield

Interesting, since I know what cosplay is (at least the general concept) but have no clue what "blackbox for windows" is.

Heroes Season 4 was easily forgettable.

I have a secret crush on Shakira.

These goddamn fruit flies are pissing me off.

I would pay a monthly premium to have someone come around my house once a week and fill the gas tanks in my cars so I wouldn't have to stop at the gas station.

I'd be willing to pay extra if they'd top off the lawn mower.

On campus the other day, I saw a young woman with the most perfect ass I have ever seen in my life. She was talking to her dad on the phone, and it dawned on me for the first time that her dad was probably a guy my age.

It made me feel creepy in a really sexy way.

I have an irrational dislike for people who watch LOST and post about it in their Facebook status updates.

I have the same beef with Propel.

I almost burst into tears every time I see the clip of Joe Sakic handing the Stanley Cup to Ray Bourque. Nothing in the world chokes me up faster than that.

Completely unrelated, but I saw Bo bo McCalebb playing in the Euroleage final 4 the other night. Dude is quick.

My neighbor's wife makes a point of constantly posting things on facebook that she does on a daily basis "going to Wal-Mart, playing with the kids". Sure, I could ignore her, but instead I come up with sarcastic posts to counter what she considers important news.

I find facebook morbidly fascinating and highly irritating simultaneously.

I don't care how much science is behind it, but the "your steak should be the size of a deck of cards" has got to be the most ridiculously irritating thing anyone has ever said to me.

Let me rephrase this. I DO burst into tears sometimes when I see this clip. I just watched it and I'm crying for the first time in months.

I hope he gets to play on an NBA summer league team. He's really small for a SG, but I hope somebody on this side of the ocean gives him a shot.

Do you ever post things back like "I saw you through your back window when you were doing that, you looked nice," or "You took exactly 51 minutes inside Wal-Mart, I know because I was in the parking lot timing you," and things like that in a general creepy way?

I miss being 25.

Isn't that what diet is? Less calories than the original?

This is cosplay:

You're not helping.

I'm going to miss Gene Hunt

I was recently made aware that there are "vast numbers" of women out there who honestly believe that their husbands never think of anyone but them during sex and consider the very notion of it the equivalent of being cheated on.

This blows my mind.

This is also cosplay:

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

All is forgiven. You can help me anytime.

A friend of mine had her breasts enhanced, I'm gonna ask if if I can cop a feel next month.

Watch season one of Archer.

Long story short..

Told a friend I was gonna watch some shows on my DVR then it's lights out...
Convo leads to what the phrase "lights out" means...
He takes it literally, as in the lights will be turned out and subsequently go to sleep..
I told him he's on crack, I've never heard someone take it like that...
To me, and what I thought was the rest of the world, "lights out" indicates I'm gonna knock the eff out, as in i just took a straight right to the jaw from Brock Lesnar

I love Sam Adams Summer Ale and wish it was served year round. I hate the Sam Adams Lager though.

Meg Whitman is not attractive

Another example of cosplay.

And Lights Out can mean both things, depending on context, although I'm most familiar with it as your friend interprets it.

I'm confused by this story. You're saying you told your friend you'll watch some shows, and then "lights out"... you couldn't have meant you're gonna go kick the crap out of someone after watching some shows? So you're saying it's bedtime. But then you say your friend thinks it means bedtime and you think it means kick the crap out of someone?

Negative... perhaps I worded it poorly. We both had the same general idea, that I'm going to sleep. When I say lights out, I mean it as I'm absolutely exhausted and I'm gonna pass out, as in I just got knocked out. He thinks of it as you are literally gonna turn the lights out and fall asleep. Same idea, I know, just different interpretations.

Well I think it's actually the same thing. I've never thought of the "going to sleep" version meaning literally turn the lights off. I always assumed lights out = "nothing going on upstairs". Whether it is because of being knocked out or just generally falling asleep seems irrelevant.

I hate it when I stumble while walking near a window, and for a second my brain is like "OHFUCKI'MGONNAFALLOUTTATHATWINDOW!"

One of those perfect moments in life:

I was driving across the plains of eastern New Mexico back in '92 around 3am. Pink Floyd's "Great Gig in the Sky" was playing, and there was an awesome lightning display from a thunderstorm out in the distance.

Overly cutesy kids in movies piss me off.

had a similar moment flying into Syracuse during a snowstorm while listening to Zeppelin's In The Light.

Danica McKellar is still smoking hot.

For the record, I have seen many examples of cosplay. I still don't know what the word means. Nor where it comes from and why it is used instead of "dress-up" for example.

Why do I have this deep fear that one of these people is a dude?

cosplay = shorter version of costume play

I think one of them is a Justin Bieber.

This probably deserves its own thread, and it's not really a random thought...well fuck, I think I'm in the wrong thread.

Twitter via Tweetdeck has revolutionized the way I consume the web. I can't remember the last time I watched the news.

I miss sunshine punch Kool Aid, marathon bars and chicken tenders from Burger King.

I always imagined that that old lady in the Clapper commercials had the Clapper hooked up to her pacemaker the way she fell asleep when it was "lights out"

i think capitalism nurtures the worst aspects of humanity and i eagerly await the collapse of modern civilization.

I miss the white McDonald's cake, McDonald's poutine, and McDonald's pizza. Kind of weird how the three things I've liked the most on their menu are gone.

There's a muscle in my left leg that is twitching all on it's own. I'm sitting here watching it...completely involuntary. WTF is up with that?

Also, I learned recently that an ex-gf of mine recently got a breast reduction, which is a f*cking travesty. Those things were magnificent!

Can't see shit captain.

I had a similar experience. Such a waste. They were near perfect... :(


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At some point, I realized that I usually picture myself as looking like I did when I was 20, rather than how I actually look just a couple months short of 40.

Who created the concept of making your signature as illegible as possible?

I also had an ex-girlfriend cut off her beautiful long blond hair after we broke up. It was kind of like when Aslan had his mane cut off.

I like frozen Ding Dongs.

:spock eyebrow:

You Devil!

I'm wondering what McDonald's poutine tastes like

Sometimes I can feel that "incoming call" cell phone buzz in my pants pocket, even when I've forgotten my cell phone on the charger at home. Why is that?

I always wonder who was the taste bud challenged moron who invented Miracle Whip.

I think this world would be a much more interesting and fun place if the dinosaurs from 65-250 million years ago still roamed the Earth.

Is tired of ESPNs east coast bias, but, still think the commercials are funny.

I want to know what Dodgerchick thinks of her friends new boobs after she cops a feel and let her know that I'm available for a second opinion.

I wish Picnic & Chicken was still around

I see that the batting gene skips a generation in the Gwynn family.

I still hate Bob Seger.

Currently in a poking war I refuse to lose.

Is there an actor out there with two more iconic roles than Harrison Ford?

Every time a Sarah Mclachlan song plays, a puppy gets tasered, thrown to the ground, or shot.

I have Sarah McLachlan on my Ipod.

I will taser 11 puppies this afternoon.

Ditto to a., not to b.

How do you get her to stay?

This was on a lesbian pictures forum, so they're both girls.

I hope there were more pictures, or that's the lamest lesbian forum in the world.

"Hey, check out these completely clothed David Spade-looking elfs hugging each other!"

I have a crush on A.J. Cook, but she doesn't know it.

Leukemia is a bitch and will take away people you love.

Kidney stones suck. 7 Kidney stones suck more.

Pawn Stars is a great show. Chumlee rocks!

"Yeah, I bought this version because I don't like it when they cut off the top and bottom of the screen."

This is why I don't own guns.

I got this shirt the other day:

Yeah, we'd be back to back shooting at hoards of infidels. "Why is the side of my picture cut off" was another favorite. Duh, you have a widescreen tv and the show is not widescreen.

+1

Bob Seger and John Cougar Mellanchump should fight to the death.

Should they fight during a "Hollywood Night" or in a "Small Town"?

It took me a long time to be able to tell the difference between Foreigner and Journey.

Kind of like Kirk and Spock, but instead of the 'da da daaaaaaa da daa daa buu-waaaaah!! buu-waaaaah!!' in the background it would be the background of Jack and Diane.

I think a peanut butter and salsa sandwich would be unfortunate.

Probably better than sardines with onion, garlic and hot sauce.

In one of the few cases where this would actually be related to anything, a friend of mine growing up would bring peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches for lunch. His mother was Canadian, so I chalked it up to being a Canadian thing.

(admittedly, the sandwiches weren't half bad)

Love it.

You've given me new fodder for the evening when she feels the need to tell the world she has to go get gas and swing by Burger King.

You mean AJ Hawk? I thought he was a dude?

But not better than homemade pancakes from scratch.

I am looking forward to the 30th anniversary of Empire Strikes Back screening at work.

:)

But not better than wine, burger and truffle fries.

But not better than Chicken and Waffles!

Nope, A.J. Cook and I love her.

That damn muscle in my leg is still twitching...W...T...F...

So eh, what's the big deal about chicken and waffles? Never tried them so I dunno.

Your body is probably rejecting the alien transplant.

It's one of those odd combinations that you wouldn't necessarily think of, but actually go quite well together.

Not much is my friend.

I'm all out. None left.