PING Happy29, BanBlackadar, Or Whatever You're Calling Yourself Today...
 

See this??? It means that I get an e-mail whenever someone joins the board. You're wasting your time. Grow up.

--Ben

Maybe he has the same disease Wignifty had?

Nahhh...This guy is LOT more childish and obtuse...

No, Wignifty was funny.

I guess I'll never understand, but have fun hunting wabbits, Skydog!

Mckerney: To each his own, I suppose. *shrug*

So is he just going to keep creating accounts all day? What a moron...

The funny thing is that it isn't even hunting with this guy. More like shooting fish in a barrel.

Probably. Remember, he's going to come back more powerful than ever. :rolleyes:

time to ban some IP addys?

He uses AOL (of course).

NOTE: That is NOT to say that all AOL users are idiots. That IS to say that a disproportionate number of 'net idiots have an "@aol.com" behind their e-mail address.

What EXACTLY does that mean?

DOLA:

I'm now receiving IM's.

His words, not mine.

I'm afraid. Will someone hold me? Please?


Oh, and apologies to Wignifty. This guy is definately NOT funny.

Awww, I wanted to see what was in the Ping: SkyDog thread. :D

This was about it JeeberD

Just lettin you know, when you called me a middle-schooler that was pretty damn offensive because I'm a Senior in High School

Frankly, I found that to be quite amusing. Also he said he was offended by some other stuff SkyDog said.

I just want to say I feel cheated because you deleted BANBLACKADER's thread. There went a perfectly thought out post - gone.

I will come back more powerful than ev.... oh nevermind.

Man Skydog, you're cruel. Did you take away his "binky" or something? ;)

So it was just what was in the IM that SD posted? Crap, was hoping that it would be something interesting... :(

Oh, and I didn't call him a middle schooler....I merely made a suggestion:
This came from this thread if anyone is wondering.

It was this:


And that's about it. You didn't miss anything, except a big slap in the face by that bi-atch irony....

It just gets better and better....
And after deleting the Happy2 account....

SD--

At least we pay you well to put up with all this stuff. :)

--A

;)

Actually, this one is UIC all the way.

Damn, I'm honored that he'd waste that much of his time. :)

Others have been banned for the same type of trolling though. Why keep a double standard? Look over some of the recents posts he has made, many to just stir up threads, unless "wah wah wah" is considered a post that adds good content to a thread. Others threads have been started with the only purpose being to start a flame war, but of course he'll say that he had no idea it would do that.

IlIkEtOPrETeNdThAtIAmHoRnSManIaC

Come one let's see that one. ;)

what a maroon.

Senator, can't you have your Homeland Security boyz find this kid and rough him up a little bit? I mean, he has to be violating SOME part of the USA Patriot Act. :)

I think everybody at some point or another is violating some part of the Patriot Act ;)

Interesting thought Cam. You interested in hiring me as on of the Homeland Security Boyz?



I could do it.

Actually, it's not if you understood the intent of the post, but so be it. I understand that any sign of sarcasm or dry humor is likely to be beyond you, so I can sympathize with your handicap. It must be tough not having a sense of humor in Junior High School. Do the other kids pick on you all day? Awwwwwwww.

Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to start a flame war, let us know. I'm sure someone can accommodate you.

It's only trolling if you make gay jokes.

Hitler. That's gold. You can't make stuff like that up.
Of course they are mostly idiots -- they are paying damn near $25 per month for dial-up!

My favorite AOL plan -- and I'm not making this up:
http://www.aol.com/info/pricing.adp
$14.95 per month "bring-your-own-access " plan providing unlimited access to thousands of unique AOL features*, including access to the Internet, for individuals who already have an Internet connection or access through the work or school environment.

That's right -- if you already have an Internet connection, for just $15 per month, you can get access to the vast storehouse of data available exclusively to AOL members and anybody else with a vague knowledge of the Internet.

Hmmm...not usually my style, but here it goes...I'll also get in a redneck joke and a black joke at the same time:

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Two older, suburban, homosexual gentlemen had been living together for a couple of years, and were getting quite bored with their lives. They were looking at little knickknacks at a garage sale in the Castro, when one of them (Scott) stumbled upon what appeared to be a rare find.

"Look Jim, I just found the most fabulous...pot, or, I dont know what it is! It is It''s pretty filthy, but I bet it would look great in our living room!"

Jim agreed, and they purchased the object. Apparently, the holder of the sale had no idea just how valuable a thing he had on his hands, because he sold it for $10.

Later that night, Scott decides he wants to dust off this old thing. To his surprise, what he thought was an old piece of pottery was in fact made of what appeared to be gold!

"Honey, come here!" he yelled.

Jim came running, and Scott continued to polish, until POOF!- A huge creature appears in their living room! Both men scream.

"Do not be frightened!" The creature says. "I am the genie of the lamp, and you have freed me from 1000 years imprisonment by an evil sorceress. I will grant the two of you a total of three wishes as thanks!"

The two take some time to gather themselves. They stare blankly at the genie, at each other, and at the lamp for a few minutes. Finally, Jim says, "Do we have to give all three now?" "Very well," the genie replies. "You have three days in which to ask for your wishes." With that, the genie vanished.

The next day, the couple decided that they would each get one wish, and would pick the one together. They decided to first to ask for wealth. When they woke up the next day, Scott found out that he had won $100 million in the lottery, and Jim discovered that he was a distant cousin of the Sultan of Brunei. The Sultan had just died, and left Jim $500 million.

That same day Scott asked for beauty. When they awoke the next morning (in their fabulous new Belvadere Mansion), they were both stunning. Jim was a full 6 inches taller, looked twenty-five again, but was more beautiful than he had ever been at that or any age. Scott lost all his blemishes, 50 pounds, and looked like a cross between his old self and a GQ model.

Finally, it was Jims turn. Around midnight on the third day, Scott asked Jim what he was going to wish. But Jim had ALWAYS been finicky. It once took him five hours to decide whether to buy a pillow case in grape or aubergine.

"Hurry and think of something before its too late!" Scott said. Jim decided he needed time to think, so he went off to the veranda to ponder this important decision.

Just that moment, Scott heard a loud banging at the door. "Who is it?" he says. "Open up boy! We gone kill you!!", a southern-accented voice replies. Scott looks through the window and sees men in white hoods on horses, burning crosses on his lawn.

"Honey! Honey! COME QUICK!!!! The KKK is outside our door!" Jim runs over.

"What in the world are THEY doing in Marin County-I thought this place was liberal-well, I''ll call the police!" Jim says. But the phones are DEAD! The Klansmen had cut the lines!

"HONEY! WISH THEY WOULD GO AWAY! USE YOU LAST WISH TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY!" Scott screams.

"I can''t" he replies, as he slumps to the floor, and the Klansmen begin knocking down the door.

"WHY NOT?!"

Jim paused and replied, "Because I ALREADY wished that we could be hung like black men."
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Eagle:

He IS banned. The problem (and I'm not revealing any big modding secret here) is that because he uses AOL, we can't nail his IP without nailing several other people. If he gets TOO annoying though, we could report him to AOL I guess...

Actually, Eagle is referring to me, I do believe.

I've got to agree with you kcchief19...

Why would anyone ever want AOL?

This guy has sent me at least 20 IM's today, and I haven't responded to the last 15 or so, yet he continues to send them to me...

You have to admire his persistence!

Or his total lack of a real life...

Damn BanBlackadar9, you didn't even have time for your post to be seen before it was deleted.

It's a NEW WORLD RECORD!

For those who missed it, it cast some doubt on my parental heritage and something about playing hide the salami with SkyDog. :)

Mmmmmm salami........

You got it, sports fans, yet another screen name...

So who's going to have the resolve to stay up later?

My bet is unfortunatly on BanBlackie. SkyDog actually has a job and responsibilities and therefore needs some sleep. I can see BB doing this crap all night long...

Man, going through the trouble of registering new accounts with hotmail, registering, posting, seeing them deleted and doing it all over again. What a life!

I have my first Blackadar Fan Club member! Or second (Wignfity). Or third (DaleJr). Or fourth...or fifth...

You don't actually have to have an active account to register, do you? Couldn't he just be putting in fake addresses?

Details, details. :)

Heh. I ain't even TRYING to have the resolve to stay up later. I have a 7am meeting tomorrow. I'll wake up around 5:45 or so, delete whatever drivel he's written, then jump in the shower and go about my day.

Of course, he forgets that I have e-mail and 'net access through my PalmPilot and can sit in a meeting and delete his posts too, and everyone at the meeting just assumes I'm taking notes. :p

I don't believe you do. [email protected] should work.

The funny thing is what does he think he's going to accomplish?

You all know I'm an asshole anyway!

OK. OK. I can't laugh this hard and get ANY sleep. With this final volley for the day, Ol' SkyDog is off to bed.

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-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, July 07, 2003 10:19 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: I'm reporting this to Jelsoft Enterprises

If you wont do anything about this then someone will, I have sent an email to Jelsoft Enterprises, the creator for your message board. If this slander about me is not stopped then I will ask them to do something about it.

Have a nice day,
Happy29
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Now this is funny stuff. By the way, it's libel. Slander is when it's spoken. Libel is when it's written.

Yeah, that's gonna work... :rolleyes:

I'm wrong, you DO need a valid email addy.

Sorry Mrs. Marmel

OK. Here we go. This is DEFINITELY my final post for the night. Because of this discussion, I just poked around in the Control Panel out of curiosity. I discovered two fun little things.

1. E-mail confirmation IS turned on, meaning it takes a valid e-mail address to register a new account. Yes, that means that he registered several new e-mail addresses.

2. There is a nice little function, which I've now turned on for the night, that won't allow any new users to post until an admin gives 'em that right.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Man, you know how to spoil all the fun!

I bet he writes Jelsoft Enterprises aboutTHAT too.

When in doubt, threaten to sue. You're sure to get your way!

LOL

As Bugs Bunny would say, "what a maroon!"

That's it, I'm off to get some winks.

Oh, so now it's gotten to the level of personal attacks. Shooo troll boy. SkyDog, just what is the double standard? I know what Happy did, but is it okay for Blackadar to be a troll and make personal attacks at others? I would think that the only way to keep things on the level would be to make everyone play by the same rules.

But if making personal attacks on other faceless people is what helps get Blackadar through the day, than I guess that says a lot about him.

hahaha:D

Guys watch out though, he has more power than you could ever imagine:D

Blackadar is Happy. He just likes to annoy himself. :)

hahaha:D

It's been a few weeks since I poked around the vb2 control panel, but I'm pretty sure there's also an option to ban registrations from an e-mail address using a certain domain. Just ban anything @aol.com (and Hotmail, Yahoo, etc. if you so desire). I believe you can even set it so that people who have already registered with those addresses are not affected, thus eliminating distruptions for any legitimate current members.

On the other hand, moderating new users works well, too. :).

Only with you. You're my new best friend. Shall we dance?

Shit, someone finally guessed it! :)

OK. I've now turned off the "moderate new users" option. I don't like having it on, as I like new users being able to post immediately. I'll just turn it on at night for the next few days. :)

I have no life I can moderate new users. ;) Most of my day is spent here waiting for replies. ;)

Thanks, but I'm having more fun this way. I like to play with them before downsizing them.--Catbert

SkyDog already did what I suggested... I should read entire threads!

Huh? What did you suggest?

I posted that you should not keep the 'Admin Must Activate Accounts' or whatever on throughout the day... and then promptly read like 2 posts above mine that you did that.

oic

Heh, clever: oic = "Oh, I see"

Took me a second. Is this something that comes from IMing? (I ask because I haven't joined the IM revolution...)

IM'ing and text messaging.

I have spent the last month or so moderating every single new user. I changed the option on Sunday, just hours before Happy made his return....

Geez. I didn't realize you had turned it on. That's a ROYAL pain to do! Well, the e-mails are coming to me now again.

Priceless:

Just because we are nice to Shorty does not make us pedophiles!

Wow, now he's just being Savage... ;)

Wow!

I'm a pedophile? Why doesn't anybody TELL me these things?!

Well if you would attend more of the meetings...

"aids-attracting sodomites."

I first read that as aids-attacking sodomites. Yikes.

What's that, an AIDS vaccine in the form of a suppository?

All I can say is, wow....

At least we now know why he's trying so hard to join the forum.

between picking up 14 year olds to have anal sex with, and plotting to destroy the st louis arch, Its a wonder I get any work done at all.

no kidding man! I just can't resist those little boys... I mean....

Nothing gets me hotter than a gay terriorist, it doesn't get much better than that!:D

You work? You violate the code, man!

Good one!!! :D :D

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Happy29Driving8 (3:05:27 PM): I HOPE YOURE HAPPY THAT YOURE THE ADMINISTRATOR OF A FORUM WHICH IS FILLED WITH PEDOPHILES. ESPECIALLY LEGALIZE SODOMY AND BE FRIENDS WITH TERRORISTS BLACKADAR BOY OVER THERE. ENJOY YOUR BOARD OF LEFT WING SOBS
Happy29Driving8 (3:08:27 PM): I'd also like to say that your FOFC board contains a bunch of child-molestors and aids-attracting sodomites. Hope they all burn in hell.
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I think someone has a lot of unresolved issues.

I think he never got over his Oedipus complex

I think he's sorry he can no longer hang out with the rest of the AIDS-attracting, child molesting sodomites.

something tells me he's really more of a Dick Trickle fan instead of a Harvick supporter.

You lost me there.

Any relation to Cole Trickle?

Anyone know where I can get the new Pete Townsend CD?

Is this guy REALLY this high-strung, or is he trying to be funny???

I vote for high-strung.

Oops, you mean it was a rhetorical question?

please please please change Blackie's title to "idiot pedophile".

So, posting his messages on your message board is slander?

Can the lawyers here comment?

And I was surprised by one other thing in this thread.

SkyDog has a job????

OH!!!!! Speaking of people threatening to sue, I forgot to share this little gem with y'all from about 3 months ago...This is the last I ever heard from Hornsmaniac. I did get an e-mail from GameSpy a couple of weeks later. Apparently he did contact them. I pointed them in the direction of the final few threads, and I haven't heard anything else since. Guess their lawyers are fighting him... ;)