Britney
 

Uh, yeah...

Those boots make kittens want to jump in a pool

I'd hit it.

With the boots on

I can't believe the top picture she isn't smoking a cig. Chain smoking bitch.

Edit - wasn't timely enough with my shirt comment. So, I'll just comment on the second pic - "yuck". Thank you.

She is going to be so ugly in 10 years.

She will be ugly, and will have not much left of whatever voice she has now, too. Man, it's like she's made enough money already that she can let herself go to hell and not even give a shit.

Oh wait....

Maybe she'll morph into the 1980 Michael Jackson.

We can only hope

She's dropping a few links on the Hollywood food chain of looks, but she's still hot.

You can tell it's her because she's the only white trash around a Mercedes.

No offense to white trash.

I'd rather ask Kathy Griffin her views on the world than look at Britney.

I've had that view for awhile, too.

Britney is nuts. Christina is nuts. Out of these pop idols, I actually have the most respect for Jessica Simpson. She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer, but at least she seems to be a decent role model for kids.

America for bigger breasts!

Slut

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/18873.htm

her's are the all nati-ones, too

uh, that's really not for your mouth.

You all sound like a bunch of gossipy old ladies.

you'd hit em

I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. :)

Okay, that second pic is just ridiculous...

Not on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

she is just vapid, devoid of anything at all that makes one the least bit moral or ethical. Everything she is about now is an attempt to destroy her earlier image, instead of just owning it and moving on.

Yeah, but she's always been fuggly.

Brett Butler?

Perfect!

dodgers fame?

T least she is wearing panties(cringes) for a change.

What the heck is going on with that skirt (second pic)? And as if Ug boots don't look bad enough, PINK ones (first pic)? Come on Britney, its time to clean it up.

that's gotta suck for her fiance.

to do the impossible - be able to bang Britney for the rest of your life (or howveer long Hollywood marriages last for) and you get stuck with the ugly version of Britney.

imagine being her fiance and you get the 2000 Britney, or "I'm A Slave 4 U" era Britney (when she was legal?

this is like winning the lottery on the same day finding out you have a deadly disease.

You can see the FUPA in it's infancy here. In a few years, it should be the crown jewel of the FUPA race. And that tatoo will look like a squiggly line by the time her skin is done stretching.

the only good thing about this is the clock is already ticking till she does the mandatory comeback "Play Boy" magazine shoot. i knew this would happen. just like we should be expecting one from J Lo in about 2 years.

i love the comeback Play Boy mags.

Wow, a chance for two cheaps shots at once.

King Jackoff loves comeback Playboy's. Guess Tiffany had u goin for months.

For Britney, Courtney Love has accepted your application for internship. Please be at the Beverly Hills YMCA tomorrow at noon.

If nothing else, the guy is going to get tons of money out of this.

None Taken.

eh, theres a pre-nup now, so...

but still, hes on her payroll at 15-hundred a week, and they seem to have been on vacation for the past 2 months, so hes not hurting for money anytime soon.

Yeah, but hopefully that pre-nup allows him to get a couple million out of all of this.

for what? all his pain and anguish?

though, i guess he'll go with the 'i got accustomed to the lifestyle' story...

when did that happen?

I just lost respect for you.

Damnit!! You even said my wife was hot. I hate you.

$1500 a week? $78K a year? Is there a dental plan?

She's been ugly for a long time.

He gets a million a year for every year they are married...up to five years.

Not bad.

I think after the 4th or 5th year of marriage he should announce they're getting separated, become a fulltime pothead and tour Asia.

...tour asia, with lenny kravitz.

with ricky williams! ahaha

Ummm, can someone please explain to me the meaning of FUPA???? Thx.

She looks so used.

Is that a rash on her stomach in the second picture? Ick.

You can look it up

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Hmmm, shes still so fine.

I'd bend that right over, whew.

Britney is gorgeous folks. I'd hit it a hundred times.

Britney's just lucky she has the voice of an angel that will endure long after her looks go. :)

I would rather have sex with Bret Butler right now. The female comedian or the Dodgers center fielder, don't matter which.

Well we wont have to wait 10 years, I think less than 5 and see will fade , already her looks are suspect. bleah.

I do her in the butt.

If an angel came at me croaking like that, I'd have to ask for the upgraded version. :)

I'll let your crack problem slide this time.

Yo i think that's herpes around her mouth. there's some shit around her lips that doesn't look too kosher.

That is friggin nasty.

the bottome pic is by far the worst ive seen of her, worse then the dress/panty shot.

I think if nothing else, these "real life" pics serve to illustrate the gigantic debt we, the male pic-viewing public, owe to the great American men and women who serve in the makeup, airbrushing, and photography industries.

Salute!

Damn, please fellas keep the pix coming, whew!

fucking nasty. still hit that ass tho.

Where, I thought you were homeless.... :D

In her trailer probably. :D

lol... i have a place now...but yea her trailer would be ideal.haha

So do those of us who have never felt she was all that attractive get some respect now?

You could see this coming from a hundred miles away. She's been imitating a crack whore for three plus years now, was there ever any doubt she'd become one?

-are my boobies ok?
-boobie shot
-streetwalker boots
-think I'll just snag this Pepsi

Does anyone else think that some of those pics aren't really her?

no

Well, in a lot of em you have multiple identifiers. (like the tat)

If you love her, don't worry. She'll get with a personal trainer and make her comeback in a year or two. As someone said above, there will be the inevitable Playboy comeback.

I thought she was ugly when eveyrone else thought she was hot. Now? (shivers)

Snoop Dogg gonna do her doggie style?
He'd hit that assnizzle. :D

i heart all you guys.

even money can make mom turn from being ashamed to saying "My baby done good. All thos elittle irls that used to look up to her need to get a life." Run and get the car keys to her mercedes and drive to the liquor store.

Man, she is hideous! Oh, and she isn't attractive either. :D

Britney's Mom Upset With Media's Image Of Daughter

POSTED: 2:49 pm EDT September 14, 2004


Britney Spears' mother has had enough with the media trying to paint her daughter as trashy.

Britney Spears

Lynne Spears writes on her daughter's Web site she's come across numerous photos trying to paint her daughter that way.Lynne Spears says in one photo, Spears stepped on her floor-length skirt and it pulled down too low in the front. She said she's sure that's happened to lots of girls before -- but there weren't hordes of paparazzi around.Also, Lynne Spears said her daughter has been appearing barefoot a lot because she needs to wear only tennis shoes because of her knee problems and they're too hot.Lynne Spears said Britney "is not one that is going to give into the pressures of dressing up every single day in order to impress the paparazzi vultures."

Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Good for her. In retrospect, I'd hit in the good pictures and throw up in the bad pictures. I'm so confused.

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Idiotic, stupid. To act like a moron.

From the popular insult "to have your head up your ass". This imagry leads to ones ass being placed on the head like a hat, hence "asshat".

That asshat spilled soda all over my new shirt.

hmmmm - I wonder if her mom is hot...

You'd hit it.

Look at how wide open that mouth is.

Tennis shoes are too hot? I can't imagine they're warmer than those stupid furry boots she's been photographed wearing.

only to be able to say I did

I wonder how much plastic her mom has in her....

I'd guess that her toys are probably latex, not plastic.

Uh yeah...she's marrying this guy. Looks like a poor man's version of the dude from the Monkeys.

What does Avril getting engaged have to do with Britney's skankiness?

nothing, just didn't feel like creating an Avril thread. It's all the same.

This make you feel better?

Mickey Dolenz?

Makes me want to lose my lunch...

delete unworthy thread plz k thx

I never found Avril attractive, musically or physically.

Edited

I never Avril under any circumstances.

The radio here said yesterday the proposal was a joke done in front of a bunch of paparazzi to see how fast it would make the tabloids.

Why the hell do I listen to the radio????

Hmmmm.....

Broody Britney baby wish



Broody ... Britney with hubby-to-be Federline
Picture: REX




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By VICTORIA NEWTON
Showbiz Editor


BRITNEY SPEARS has revealed she wants to try for a baby on her wedding night.

The singer marries dancer Kevin Federline next month and hopes to start a family right away.

Britney, 22, said: “I want to be a young mum. And that is my dream and you can judge me however you want because I’m happy. It is what I want.”

The star spoke out in an US TV interview — her first since getting engaged to Federline, 26, in June.

Britney, who will marry at a secret location in California, said: “It is going to be my fairy tale dream wedding.”

And she hit back at critics who say she is too young to wed — especially after her 55-hour marriage to childhood pal Jason Alexander, 22, ended in divorce.

She said: “When you are in love and you know that then you should go for it. I was into too much before and now Kevin is just one of those people that makes me go ‘Huh’.

“He keeps me sane and he is stable and gives me love, too, so that is not too bad is it?”

Britney started dating Federline in April — when he was in a relationship with actress Shar Jackson, 25 — mother of his two children.

Britney would not reveal where the wedding will take place but did say she would be packing a bikini for her honeymoon — and would be happy to receive lingerie as a wedding gift.

She is currently starring in a raunchy video for her new single, My Prerogative, a cover of the Bobby Brown hit.

The song is out on November 9.

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forget all that...Bobby Brown is getting covered?

Odds that she gives up the chain-smoking if/when she gets preggy?