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cuervo72 09-24-2004 11:36 AM

Unusual Amounts of Rahn?
 
I'm wondering if it's just FOFC, or if other places are getting unusual amounts of Rahn? It almost seems routine that for the past month, the evening will get some sort of fairly-heavy posting. There has been a couple of days here and there with no Rahn, but overall it feels like a lot more Rahns have posted.

Could this be due to the humidity, even for a city as dry as Phoenix?

Maybe Farrah can also pipe in if it's only our area that's getting the Rahn.

John Galt 09-24-2004 11:38 AM

:D

Cuckoo 09-24-2004 11:38 AM

Not bad, not bad at all.

Arles 09-24-2004 11:38 AM

I think you have to chalk it up to those hurricanes in Florida. Hopefully, once they pass over, FOFC will be past the worst of it ;)

JAG 09-24-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
I'm wondering if it's just FOFC, or if other places are getting unusual amounts of Rahn? It almost seems routine that for the past month, the evening will get some sort of fairly-heavy posting. There has been a couple of days here and there with no Rahn, but overall it feels like a lot more Rahns have posted.

Could this be due to the humidity, even for a city as dry as Phoenix?

Maybe Farrah can also pipe in if it's only our area that's getting the Rahn.

.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 12:09 PM

I think the unusual amount of Rahns isn't limited to just FOFC. There have been many she-Rahn sightings in the comments sections of many right of center blog sites and on editorial websites across the world wide web.

I attribute this phenomenon to the hurricanes across the country as well...Until hurricane season is over I fear the she-Rahn will be sighted often.

BigJohn&TheLions 09-24-2004 12:13 PM

KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davidlando1 09-24-2004 12:17 PM

I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size. :D

cartman 09-24-2004 12:18 PM

just beware the dew-Rahn-Rahn, the dew-Rahn-Rahn

Ksyrup 09-24-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidlando1
I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size. :D


Must...resist...urge...to...comment....

MikeVic 09-24-2004 12:41 PM

Ahhh!! It's happened to one of my posts!!!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidlando1
I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size. :D


I think ROUS' is limited to the he-Rahn. The male of the species seems to be pre-occupied with size. It is also not limited to the Rahn species either.

Bonegavel 09-24-2004 01:00 PM

And then there's the also-Rahns.

cuervo72 09-24-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
I think ROUS' is limited to the he-Rahn. The male of the species seems to be pre-occupied with size. It is also not limited to the Rahn species either.


Meaning other males besides Rahns are pre-occupied with size, or that the he-Rahn is pre-occupied with size when it comes other species' females?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
Meaning other males besides Rahns are pre-occupied with size, or that the he-Rahn is pre-occupied with size when it comes other species' females?


The he-Rahn, and other males besides the he-Rahn are pre-occupied with size in respect to other females. Pre-occupied is not necessarily a negitve trait. But taken to excess it can result in the he-Rahn spending nights in what the she-Rahn terms the "guest room".

Buddy Grant 09-24-2004 02:09 PM

(insert clapping smiley here)

Samdari 09-24-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
The he-Rahn, and other males besides the he-Rahn are pre-occupied with size in respect to other females. Pre-occupied is not necessarily a negitve trait. But taken to excess it can result in the he-Rahn spending nights in what the she-Rahn terms the "guest room".


Funny how women regard exile to the guest room as "punishment"

You're mad enough at me so that I am guaranteed not to have sex? And as punishment you are sending me to the room containing the big screen tv and you won't be there to whine "we're watching poker again," and you cannot stop me as I am halfway through the bag of potato chips. Damn, I want to get in trouble more often.

cuervo72 09-24-2004 02:21 PM

I'd best not ask my follow-up question...yes, I think that would be prudent.

wheels 09-24-2004 02:46 PM

Re-Rahns
 
:)

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari
Funny how women regard exile to the guest room as "punishment"

You're mad enough at me so that I am guaranteed not to have sex? And as punishment you are sending me to the room containing the big screen tv and you won't be there to whine "we're watching poker again," and you cannot stop me as I am halfway through the bag of potato chips. Damn, I want to get in trouble more often.


The guest room at the Rahn's lair does not contaiin such amenenities as the guest room at the Samdari lair. The guest room at the Rahn's has flowers. Lots and lots of feminine flowers. It is punishment indeed.

rkmsuf 09-24-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
The guest room at the Rahn's lair does not contaiin such amenenities as the guest room at the Samdari lair. The guest room at the Rahn's has flowers. Lots and lots of feminine flowers. It is punishment indeed.


Probably has Shania Twain on continuous play in a CD player inside a locked cabinet.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheels
:)


Ugh.

The she-Rahn has never particularly liked that photo, and will be replacing it this weekend. She's been thinking about replacing it a lot lately, and this was just the incentive she needed.

Ksyrup 09-24-2004 03:42 PM

Jimmy'll see you around

Bonegavel 09-24-2004 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheels
:)


Dude, that is awesome.

Bra----vo.

Bonegavel 09-24-2004 04:26 PM

If you have a boy, are you going to name him...

Ron Rahn?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonegavel
If you have a boy, are you going to name him...

Ron Rahn?


This assumes the she-Rahn wishes to have offspring. Currently the she-Rahn thinks the world can only handle one of her.

BTW - there IS a Ronald Rahn in Arizona. I think he runs a chiropractic practice in Tucson.

SackAttack 09-24-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
...the she-Rahn...


if .400 is dead, this needs to be Farrah's new title. :D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack
if .400 is dead, this needs to be Farrah's new title. :D


Not dead yet...just in intensive care...

Suicane75 09-24-2004 07:07 PM

she-Rahn is very Julliane Moorish in appearance. Suicane likes this.

Arles 09-24-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheels
:)

That's some solid work there. The fact that it also deflected the she-rahn's attention and allowed me to sneak out of the guest room is icing on the cake :cool:

SirFozzie 09-24-2004 07:40 PM

"And I Rahn.. I Rahn so far away... and I Rahn, I Rahn both night and day..."

"I Couldn't get away... "(From using that joke)

Thanks Arlie and Farrah for the good-natured ness ;)

SackAttack 09-24-2004 07:57 PM

Arlie fought the law, and the law Rahn?

...don't hurt me, please.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 08:09 PM

Keep away from Rahn around Sue...

SirFozzie 09-24-2004 08:11 PM

We're Rahnning with the Shadows of the Night?

oliegirl 09-24-2004 08:19 PM

The Rahn in Spahn stays mainly in the Plahn?

sabotai 09-24-2004 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
Probably has Shania Twain on continuous play in a CD player inside a locked cabinet.


More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)

cuervo72 09-24-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
This assumes the she-Rahn wishes to have offspring. Currently the she-Rahn thinks the world can only handle one of her.


Front Office Farrah Cloning.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
Front Office Farrah Cloning.


The horror.

cuervo72 09-24-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
The horror.


The revenue!

Suicane75 09-24-2004 09:05 PM

Rahning on, Rahning on empty
Rahning on, Rahning blind
Rahning on, Rahning into the sun but I'm Rahning behind

Bearcat729 09-24-2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai
More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)



Ugh PCU

wheels 09-24-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Thanks Arlie and Farrah for the good-natured ness ;)


Seconded :D

RendeR 09-24-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai
More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)



That would be PCU


"Can't you see? thats not a protest? thats a cry for help...."

CamEdwards 09-24-2004 11:04 PM

I think Grey Dog Software really needs to be called Rahn-co. They can put out the Pocket Sports Simulation series of software titles.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
I think Grey Dog Software really needs to be called Rahn-co. They can put out the Pocket Sports Simulation series of software titles.


Not to be confused with Ronco, the maker of the Showtime Rotissere & BBQ Oven.
http://shop.ronco.com

cuervo72 09-24-2004 11:29 PM

I don't know if "set it....and forget it!" would be a good tag line for a text-sim.

TLK 09-24-2004 11:59 PM

You spin me right rahn, baby
Right rahn like a record, baby
Right rahn rahn rahn

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-25-2004 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
I don't know if "set it....and forget it!" would be a good tag line for a text-sim.

Nor do I think they'd be able to sell many games for 4 easy payments of $39.95, even with the standard rotissere basket or the solid flavor injector.

sabotai 09-25-2004 12:04 AM

And I Rahn...I Rahn so far away...

TLK 09-25-2004 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai
And I Rahn...I Rahn so far away...


Blame it on the rahn (rahn)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rahn yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rahn
Get
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rahn
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rahn
Yeah, yeah

SackAttack 09-25-2004 01:02 AM

Rahn, Rahn, get a Rahn (I get a Rahn)...nah.

Suicane75 09-25-2004 01:30 AM

I think this thread has Rahn it's course.

HA! I slay myself.

TLK 09-25-2004 01:33 AM

not at all......

Now i, I wish it would rahn down, down on me
Yes I wish it would rahn, rahn down on me now

Danny 09-25-2004 05:32 AM

Hopefully I still have a job later today...


SirFozzie 09-25-2004 05:53 AM

Still I wonder, Still I Wonder...

Who'll stop the Rahn..... :)

Arles 09-25-2004 09:23 AM

OK, I can't fight the urge any longer:

"I'm gonna rahn to you
I'm gonna rahn to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna rahn all night
I'm gonna rahn to you"

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 09:25 AM

You should've fought harder, Arlie ;)

I mean, hell, BRYAN ADAMS? :D

Anthony 09-25-2004 10:23 AM

dammit. how do you pronounce it?

ran as in "i ran to the toilet after too much mexican food"

run as in "i will run to the toilet"

ron as in "Ron Reagan was a pretty good guy"

rain as in "rain rain go away"

?

and if that picture is really Arles - he looks like a grown up Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch. in fact - i think they are one and the same.

Anthony 09-25-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic
and if that picture is really Arles - he looks like a grown up Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch. in fact - i think they are one and the same.



Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-25-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Drickman
Hopefully I still have a job later today...



There's something wrong in this picture. I'll give you $10 if you can figure out what it is....I'll give you a hint - it's not my belly button.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-25-2004 11:22 AM

A goatee is the mullet of the new millenium.

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 11:43 AM

Rahn Rahn Get a Rahn I get a Rahn....

(Now I have that stuck in my head :|)

CamEdwards 09-25-2004 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
There's something wrong in this picture. I'll give you $10 if you can figure out what it is....I'll give you a hint - it's not my belly button.


you're actually left-handed?

And I came to the conclusion about the goatee a few years ago. Especially since I keep my head close to shaved. The bald head/goatee look is really played out.

cuervo72 09-25-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
There's something wrong in this picture. I'll give you $10 if you can figure out what it is....I'll give you a hint - it's not my belly button.


Does it relate to the previous size discussion?

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 01:04 PM

My Guess.. Farrah would not willingly wear a belly shirt? :D

GrantDawg 09-25-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
you're actually left-handed?

And I came to the conclusion about the goatee a few years ago. Especially since I keep my head close to shaved. The bald head/goatee look is really played out.


Shut up! Actually I would shave mine, but my wife and daughter drove me nuts begging me to grow it back last time I shaved it.

GrantDawg 09-25-2004 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
There's something wrong in this picture. I'll give you $10 if you can figure out what it is....I'll give you a hint - it's not my belly button.


Tell you what...you pose for a pic in that outfit and we'll try to figure it out. Just for science, mind.

Bonegavel 09-25-2004 01:30 PM

hxxp://www.pcaesargames.com/img/fofc/nibblesoff01.jpg

Return of Mr. Nibbles.

[Edit - image removed to comply with linking rules]

Ben E Lou 09-25-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
There's something wrong in this picture. I'll give you $10 if you can figure out what it is....I'll give you a hint - it's not my belly button.

You and Arlie would never smile in the company of Joe?

Bonegavel 09-25-2004 01:43 PM

hxxp://www.pcaesargames.com/img/fofc/aflock.jpg

Fozzie was first with it, but I gave a little visual.

[edit - to comply with the image posting guidelines.]

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonegavel


Can't see it. Sure it's funny.

Bonegavel 09-25-2004 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Can't see it. Sure it's funny.


you can't see it?

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 01:46 PM

Probably a corporate firewall type thing

Bonegavel 09-25-2004 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Probably a corporate firewall type thing


how bout now?

I actually ripped off your initial usage of the FoS.

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 01:54 PM

Still don't see it. The firewall doesn't like your host I think.

Bonegavel 09-25-2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Still don't see it. The firewall doesn't like your host I think.


Could be DNS. Just set the whole thing up yesterday. Should be good in a few days :D

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 02:04 PM

Nah.. it's the peeping word in the URL it doesn't like.

SackAttack 09-25-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Rahn Rahn Get a Rahn I get a Rahn....

(Now I have that stuck in my head :|)


*smack* no stealing my lame jokes!

SirFozzie 09-25-2004 03:08 PM

RAHN AWAY! RAHN AWAY! RAHN AWAY!

:D

Danny 09-25-2004 04:29 PM

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to code around
I'm never in one place, I code without a sound
And when I find myself a falling for some bytes
I boot that VB of mine, program through many nights
'Cause I'm the rahnderer, yeah, the rahnderer
I code around around around around around around
'Cause I'm the rahnderer, yeah, the rahnderer
I code around around around around around around around

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-25-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog
You and Arlie would never smile in the company of Joe?


Not quite...I know Annikan turned to the dark side and all, and that's dead on... but didn't he an Amidala get it on in this movie? I mean I know we're both trying to screw eachother now, but not in that way. :D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-25-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
you're actually left-handed?

And I came to the conclusion about the goatee a few years ago. Especially since I keep my head close to shaved. The bald head/goatee look is really played out.


Good decision Cam.. the no eyebrow/goatee look is really played out too. :D

Ben E Lou 09-25-2004 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Not quite...I know Annikan turned to the dark side and all, and that's dead on... but didn't he an Amidala get it on in this movie? I mean I know we're both trying to screw eachother now, but not in that way. :D

I'm sure this is quite humorous, but whatever you're talking about here is completely lost on me. I only saw the original movies once each--as an adult because SWMBO made me--and I never saw the "prequels".

Suicane75 09-25-2004 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Drickman
Hopefully I still have a job later today...



I don't wanna turn into the lecherous internet geek, but man, that picture is so fantastic.

JeeberD 09-26-2004 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
A goatee is the mullet of the new millenium.



:mad:

CamEdwards 09-26-2004 05:52 PM

so do we ever get to know what's wrong with the picture?

JeeberD 09-27-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
so do we ever get to know what's wrong with the picture?


I think she explained it here:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Not quite...I know Annikan turned to the dark side and all, and that's dead on... but didn't he an Amidala get it on in this movie? I mean I know we're both trying to screw eachother now, but not in that way. :D


Danny 09-28-2004 04:34 AM

It was brought to my attention by a certain female on this board who shall remain nameless, that someone in the previous picture was misrepresented.


cuervo72 09-28-2004 07:22 AM

You could have just tried Farrah's head on Nikki Cox's body...

Buzzbee 09-28-2004 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
There's something wrong in this picture. I'll give you $10 if you can figure out what it is....I'll give you a hint - it's not my belly button.


I'm guessing that Arlie's light saber is no where near that big.


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