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TheOhioStateUniversity 04-10-2006 08:57 PM

Celebrity Hot or Not..Affirmative Action Edition..Halle Berry
 
In celebration of diversity and all that jazz I will begin the celebrity hot or not affirmative action edition with Halle Berry....I vote hot.


pics for those that may need a refresher...The xxp may be too racy for work.

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gal...V035045655.jpg
http://www.kfilmu.net/obrazky/herci/halle-berry.jpg
hxxp://hem.passagen.se/demonskin/q/g/images/DS003-067-HalleBerry-FHM-02.jpg
hxxp://static.flickr.com/25/55081434_115295ad09.jpg

cougarfreak 04-10-2006 09:04 PM

smokin' in my book

DaddyTorgo 04-10-2006 09:06 PM

there needs to be a trout option.

ya know i really don't know with her. when she's on it's "hell yeah" but sometimes she's just kinda..."meh"

i think i honestly like her better with shorter hair, which is funny cuz 98% of women i like with longer hair

cuervo72 04-10-2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo
i think i honestly like her better with shorter hair, which is funny cuz 98% of women i like with longer hair


I agree with this.

And...hot.

JeeberD 04-10-2006 09:14 PM

Smokin' hot

SackAttack 04-10-2006 09:15 PM

I always liked her because she's got that whole "Ridiculously wealthy in the entertainment industry despite significant hearing loss" thing going on. Something of an inspiration.

Hot, though? On her good days, yes. Not so much on anything short of that.

Groundhog 04-10-2006 09:17 PM

Loved her in the X-Men movie. Since then, not so much. Don't know why that is.

Young Drachma 04-10-2006 10:03 PM

affirmative action edition

TheOhioStateUniversity 04-10-2006 10:11 PM

Yes this version will consist of all minorities...well Halle's mixed but that counts too. The regular poll was extremely eurocentric.

BYU 14 04-10-2006 10:29 PM

Halle is one of my top 2 of all time (Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles, circa 1985 of course, is the other) I have endured the Flintstones Movie far too many times just ogle at her in that Cavewoman outfit.....And of course Monsters Ball goes without saying.

M GO BLUE!!! 04-10-2006 10:37 PM

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oiiiiing!

Halle gets a special Three "Thumbs" Up!

(But she's still a nutjob...)

EagleFan 04-10-2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BYU 14
Halle is one of my top 2 of all time (Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles, circa 1985 of course, is the other) I have endured the Flintstones Movie far too many times just ogle at her in that Cavewoman outfit.....And of course Monsters Ball goes without saying.



I got to meet Susanna Hoffs when she was on her solo tour. A tiny little thing and cute as hell.

Wolfpack 04-10-2006 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BYU 14
Halle is one of my top 2 of all time (Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles, circa 1985 of course, is the other) I have endured the Flintstones Movie far too many times just ogle at her in that Cavewoman outfit.....And of course Monsters Ball goes without saying.


Where does that leave Swordfish? Or at least those precious few seconds of it? :)

Eaglesfan27 04-10-2006 11:35 PM

In my top 10 list.

BYU 14 04-11-2006 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan
I got to meet Susanna Hoffs when she was on her solo tour. A tiny little thing and cute as hell.


The video for eternal Flame where she is on the Beach, with those big Eyes...WOW!

BYU 14 04-11-2006 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfpack
Where does that leave Swordfish? Or at least those precious few seconds of it? :)


Dude, I only have two hands :D

GrantDawg 04-11-2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan
I got to meet Susanna Hoffs when she was on her solo tour. A tiny little thing and cute as hell.



"Close your eyes. Give me your hand, darling."

I'll give you my hand baby, but I couldn't even blink if you paid me.

tucker342 04-11-2006 12:31 AM

She is very hot. She might be in my top 10 at least top 15

saldana 04-11-2006 01:04 AM

i am obviously in the minority in this one...she doesnt do alot for me, monsters ball was an awful ass movie...and the scene at the beginning where billy bob banged the hooker was better than the halle scenes...cant stand her as storm, and HATED her as Jinx...i am going with not

EagleFan 04-11-2006 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by saldana
i am obviously in the minority in this one...she doesnt do alot for me, monsters ball was an awful ass movie...and the scene at the beginning where billy bob banged the hooker was better than the halle scenes...cant stand her as storm, and HATED her as Jinx...i am going with not


What does your opinion of Monster's Ball being a bad movie have to do with Halle Berry being hot or not? Just curious.

She is freaking smoking hot (IMHO). It seems that the hottest women are those of mixed parents of some sort. Her, Jessica Alba, Shakira...

TazFTW 04-11-2006 01:42 AM

The poll needs to have the voters shown, so that there may be belittling.

MIJB#19 04-11-2006 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOhioStateUniversity
Yes this version will consist of all minorities...well Halle's mixed but that counts too. The regular poll was extremely eurocentric.

You want Eurocentric? I'll keep Kodos hostage and force him to actually poll a European woman for a change!:p

Izulde 04-11-2006 05:11 AM

Without question, one of the ugliest and overrated actresses today.

JonInMiddleGA 04-11-2006 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde
Without question, one of the ugliest and overrated actresses today.


Ain't that the ever lovin' truth.

George 04-11-2006 07:37 AM

Don't know about the acting, but I'd say "hot."

gkb 04-11-2006 07:53 AM

Definitely hot.

KevinNU7 04-11-2006 08:23 AM

19 of you are idots

TheOhioStateUniversity 04-11-2006 08:59 AM

Izulde, how you could ever consider her UGLY is beyond my comprehension. If we lived in a world where she was ugly, I would be in heaven.

KWhit 04-11-2006 09:15 AM

She's definitely not ugly, but is she hot by celebrity sex-symbol standards? Not so much, IMO.

And over-rated as an actress? Definitely!

Schmidty 04-11-2006 09:16 AM

She is very unattractive to me. She looks like Wanda Sykes with lyposuction.

Pumpy Tudors 04-11-2006 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty
She is very unattractive to me. She looks like Wanda Sykes with lyposuction.

wait what's wrong with wanda sykes

omg i've already said too much

cuervo72 04-11-2006 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors
wait what's wrong with wanda sykes

omg i've already said too much


Wanda would probably be pretty wild, actually...

GrantDawg 04-11-2006 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72
Wanda would probably be pretty wild, actually...



She is.....I mean, yeah, she probably is.

Pumpy Tudors 04-11-2006 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg
She is.....I mean, yeah, she probably is.

:eek:

saldana 04-11-2006 11:39 AM

the last 5 or so posts (starting with schmitdy's) might call for a new award for best string of LMAO posts....and to elaborate on my earlier statements...the last time i thought she was hot was The Program.

Desnudo 04-11-2006 11:43 AM

My personal favorite. The fact she's obviously loony tunes make her even hotter (for a one night stand). I can't understand how anyone could think she's ugly.

vtbub 04-11-2006 12:46 PM

I'm an idiot. I can't stand her.

Subby 04-11-2006 01:00 PM

Halle Berry in Monster's Ball.

Holy god.

dawgfan 04-11-2006 01:18 PM

Halle Berry is in my top-5.

MJ4H 04-11-2006 02:35 PM

Don't find her remotely attractive.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinNU7
19 of you are idots


Quoted for hilarity.

WSUCougar 04-11-2006 02:38 PM

"FOFC says I'm only 76% hot..."


dawgfan 04-11-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman
Don't find her remotely attractive.

Quoted for posterity. I'm not really sure how it's possible that you don't find her remotely attractive, but hey - the more others don't agree with my taste in women, the less competition for me...

MikeVic 04-11-2006 02:44 PM

Will this count in an official Hot or Not? Because now how can we re-do a poll? Isn't that weird? And I think we need Halle Berry in the official Hot or Not voting at some point.

WSUCougar 04-11-2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan
the more others don't agree with my taste in women, the less competition for me...

Hey, my Dawg Brother, this isn't Front Office Fantasy Dates. I think you and Halle are a longshot.

Kodos 04-11-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic
Will this count in an official Hot or Not? Because now how can we re-do a poll? Isn't that weird? And I think we need Halle Berry in the official Hot or Not voting at some point.


I can't sanction a non-official result. The rookie didn't even let us see who voted for Hot and who did Not. On the other hand, it'd be silly to run another vote. So, I will probably just exclude Halle from the pool for Celebrity Hot or Not. TM :)

Subby 04-11-2006 02:57 PM

She's alright. I'm more into black chicks though.

dawgfan 04-11-2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar
Hey, my Dawg Brother, this isn't Front Office Fantasy Dates. I think you and Halle are a longshot.

Why, isn't she still single?

Desnudo 04-11-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan
Why, isn't she still single?


I think he was referring to the fact that long distance relationships never work.

dawgfan 04-11-2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
I think he was referring to the fact that long distance relationships never work.

That is a tough one. But I think she'd enjoy living in Seattle when she's not off filming somewhere.

MJ4H 04-11-2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan
I'm not really sure how it's possible that you don't find her remotely attractive, but hey - the more others don't agree with my taste in women, the less competition for me...


Why are you not sure? Do you believe everybody has the same tastes? Honestly this has always baffled me why people say something like this. Look, we don't all like the same things. The world would really suck if we did.

MJ4H 04-11-2006 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan
Quoted for posterity.


You know, it is not as if I am ashamed of what I said or I am going to change my mind and try to come back and edit it to say the opposite later. OH MAN HE QUOTED IT I WAS PWNED

dawgfan 04-11-2006 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman
You know, it is not as if I am ashamed of what I said or I am going to change my mind and try to come back and edit it to say the opposite later. OH MAN HE QUOTED IT I WAS PWNED



Lighten up, Francis.

MJ4H 04-11-2006 05:17 PM

Hey I'm cool. Just seemed strange. It's all good.

dawgfan 04-11-2006 05:24 PM

Here's the thing - intellectually, I can understand people deciding that Halle Berry isn't hot. Someone thinking she's just decent or even just OK - I can dig. I don't share that opinion even remotely, but I understand that everyone's tastes are different. I'm one of the apparently few people around here that doesn't find Anna Kournikova to be all that, and I'm one of the relatively few that really dig Uma Thurman and Cameron Diaz. Anna's attractive, but not in an "Oh my God!" kind of way for me, nor is she as hot as Cameron and Uma IMO.

But a few people in this thread have actually stated they think she's ugly - this I don't understand at all, and I suspect such statements are hyperbole. I can't see any objective measure that would place her in the realm of "ugly".

TheOhioStateUniversity 04-11-2006 05:33 PM

I'm with you dawgfan, if she's ugly I'd love to see pictures of the women they are with....

MJ4H 04-11-2006 05:35 PM

I wouldn't call her ugly, but there are at least 40 people I see in person every day of my life I would be more attracted to. She does have some rather severe features, though, and that is not everyone's cup of tea. As far as your other opinions, I disagree about Anna (I put her firmly in the oh my god camp) and I really dig Uma and Cameron Diaz (actually Cameron circa The Mask much more than now).

JonInMiddleGA 04-11-2006 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan
I can't see any objective measure that would place her in the realm of "ugly".


Simple dawgfan ...



is getting too close to looking like this


TheOhioStateUniversity 04-11-2006 05:40 PM

MattJonesForHeisman I want to be where you are because Im at Ohio State with 50,000+ students and I have NEVER seen anyone I would say is MORE attractive than Halle Berry, hell maybe a handful AS attractive as halle berry.

EagleFan 04-11-2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOhioStateUniversity
MattJonesForHeisman I want to be where you are because Im at Ohio State with 50,000+ students and I have NEVER seen anyone I would say is MORE attractive than Halle Berry, hell maybe a handful AS attractive as halle berry.


You answered your question already...

Quote:

Im at Ohio State


Where not only don't they teach how to use the "insert key", but it appears that they don't teach punctuation. :D

MJ4H 04-11-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOhioStateUniversity
MattJonesForHeisman I want to be where you are because Im at Ohio State with 50,000+ students and I have NEVER seen anyone I would say is MORE attractive than Halle Berry, hell maybe a handful AS attractive as halle berry.


You just need to remember that I'm not as attracted to her as you are, so it doesn't take all that much for me to be more attracted to a girl. Like I said, I wouldn't call her ugly, but she is far from my cup of tea.

BYU 14 04-11-2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA
Simple dawgfan ...



is getting too close to looking like this



Even if those paths ever did cross, (Not likely before Halle turns 60) the one key difference will always be that Halle Berry will never be able to beat me at Arm Wrestling. :)

Desnudo 04-11-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman
I wouldn't call her ugly, but there are at least 40 people I see in person every day of my life I would be more attracted to. She does have some rather severe features, though, and that is not everyone's cup of tea. As far as your other opinions, I disagree about Anna (I put her firmly in the oh my god camp) and I really dig Uma and Cameron Diaz (actually Cameron circa The Mask much more than now).


I agree, her perfect breasts are rather severe when contrasted against all others.

TheOhioStateUniversity 04-13-2006 08:32 PM

bump for any last minute voters.


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