My Surprise
 

So the future Mrs. St.Cronin went shopping this evening, and just let me know that there's a surprise for me when I get home, which will be in about two hours. What is the surprise going to be? Anybody know? Take a guess.

Lingerie

Baby

strap-on

Yup.

great guess..lol'd, but have to go with farrah.

Another woman.

It's definitely not a baby. She had cancer and that's not possible. Although I suppose she could have acquired one on the black market.

Tacos.

I so wish I could remember the line from Old School when Luke Wilson gave the speech at Will Ferells wedding.

Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know that. :(

Can I change my guess then? I say a game she knew you wanted.

$43,182 in credit card debt. Now that'd be a surprise.

I'll go with dinner over the baby.

I feel like an ass now... :(

Apologies not neccesary. This is supposed to be a fun guessing game.


:D

A pet dog or cat.

No worries, bloke. It's hardly a sore spot with either one of us - just a concern for the future. This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread, I just needed to squash that particular idea before it got out of hand.

can we go back to the strap on then?

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So when do we find out what color the strap-on is?

A pussy-troll?

(clerks II reference)

those are nine words I never want to hear you say again. ever.

A Magic Bullet Blender

She went shopping....there is a surprise for you......

My guess is that she got you something that she thinks you will love, but in reality, you are, at least inwardly when you see it, completely apathetic towards it.

That or a puppy.

And if it's both......you heartless, heartless man. How can you apathetic towards a puppy!?

A mini-version of HornsManic?

nope that would be roughly (actually on the low side) of what my wife actually spent on her 3 credit cards last year, and no I am not kidding.

Kirby Puckett?

Steak night?

When is the divorce going to finalized?

:D

Yet if you killed her for it, YOU'D be the criminal! Where's the justice?! :D

Steak & BJ night?

A box full of ashes? Shoooooooooot. :eek:


My guess is she rented Hell Atlantic's midget for the evening.

Waitwaitwait!

I think I know what HA really hired the midget for...

Ha! I win!!!!!!!!!

Great minds think alike.

You beat me by a second. Guess we're both perverts. :p

It's gotta be a tattoo or piercing. Just gotta be.

Last year, my brother had me "Guess what" while I was on the phone. I guessed he was driving his new car, and I was right.

Separated by some 390 miles, I had no clue he was, but I guessed right. My brother now believes me to be a psychic.

New car. My guess.

Has it been 2 hours? I'm with oliegirl - lingerie and a night of some hot love making.

I must agree with ardent. I guess it was tacos. It's what I'd be hoping for if someone called and said they had a surprise.

I think wade may have gotten it right since st cronin hasn't come back yet.

Suprise, this thread sucks.

It sure does.

No answer yet? Then we must have a winner....

Strap-On

Ding! Ding! Ding!

nice knowing you cronin. it was obviously a hit.

I'm probably not reading this the way that you meant to say it but . . thank you anyway.

A 70 inch Plasma TV, an old school NES, and a copy of Tecmo Super Bowl.

At least, that's what I want right now after reading the "great moments in personal video game history" thread.

dola--

or a strap on.

Either one would be cool.

st.cronin, what's your favorite color of strap on?

A bank statement showing that your wife has purchased a membership at the Ashley Madison web site.

Did Mrs. st. cronin go shopping at a gun store?

I think the surprise is that she was going to kill him and bury him in the desert! :eek:

What *isn't* suprising is that he sucks at this...

In other news, I have a piece of coal on my desk.

Guys give him a break. I know after a 3 way I would want to stay in bed as long as possible.

Good news: She's into the 3 way.

Bad news: It's you, another dude and her.

Now I know why Tom Brady hasn't been in practices lately. St. Cronin's woman convinced him to head to Santa Fe, so he could consumate his mancrush.

:D

How is that bad news? Seems only fair if she'd do it for you.

Trust me, st. cronin is not pleased.

If I were st. cronin, he'd probably ought to make up something far more exciting or leave this thread for weeks to make everyone come up with more and more outlandish things to propose.

If I were st. cronin, he'd probably ought to make up something far more exciting or leave this thread for weeks to make everyone come up with more and more outlandish things to propose.

This may be the hottest post of all time.

If I were st. cronin, he'd probably ought to make up something far more exciting or leave this thread for weeks to make everyone come up with more and more outlandish things to propose.

:D

XBOX 360

Is that like your wet dream?

SURPRISE!!

That looks like the type of guy who would talk about Victoria's Secret Fragrances.

Ahh!

No, but yours will be the XBOX 69 :)

That remains the greatest picture ever.

heh

AWWWWW COME ON!!!!! i only checked this thread because i saw you posted in it, and all you have for us is "heh"...what was the freakin' surprise?!

It had to have sucked. No other assumption to make at this point.

chicken pot pie?

pssst....st cronin

Tom Brady hates attention whores

olliegirl wins
sabotai gets honorable mention

I was hoping for something cool, like a brand new miata, but no, just fun underwear.

Surprised nobody posted this because it sure seems to fit.

Man, you sound married already. Time to cash out.

When he writes "just fun underwear", I wasn't surprised to find the first post say "the future Mrs. st. cronin". In 5 years that will be way better than a Miata.

Gang Bang Guy: Hello.
st. cronin: Yeah?
Gang Bang Guy: I'm here for the gangbang...

What a letdown.

Wouldn't it be a brand new Miata from the future Mr. St Cronin?

these are some really awful details.

You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

Assuming you get married, there will come a time when this is a really good surprise that is worth being really happy about.

ksmurf, do you have like a quote database with it linked to keywords or something?

Yeah, I could get a mere car whenever I wanted.

Exactly what I said above...I can't think of anything (within normal reason) that would be better...

I'm a savant of sorts.

So don't keep us in suspense ... did she guess your size right?

Fun underwear? The only "fun" underwear I can think of is the edible kind.

Well... (?)

To highlight the difference between men and women, when I read his answer, I took fun to mean "removable". Anything beyond that seems like extra.

This is almost too easy...
 

this thread sucked

hot.

or not

Those are my underpants.

Worse news: He's not there for her.

:eek:

I fail to see "fun underwear" as a negative. I love it when my girlfriend surprises me with that sort of thing.

Sexy panties aren't the best thing on Earth, but they're next to it! :D

Nice. :D