Today is Unsupported Assertions Day!
 

The thread title is recursive.

I am God's gift to women.

Pandas have the highest IQ of all land mammals.

God is invisible and standing behind you, to the left.

You inhale 19 tons of oxygen a day.

Mankind is the cause of global warming!

Lathum is one of them gays.

Sea Otters can operate a bulldozer.

Maximum Customization baby!!!!!!

Fixed!

Guys, this forum has the 4th-highest accuracy rate of any on the internets. Don't go mucking that up with a stupid thread like this.

George W. Bush is the stupidest, most incompetent president in U.S. history. Until the next Republican President(a.k.a. anti-christ neo-nazi) is elected, at which point Dubya's record will be rehabilitated to some degree to allow metaphysically for the possibility that the new president could theoretically actually be more stupid/incompetent.

The Matrix was a documentary

My Thetan is more open and clear than any other Thetans on this board.

The rest of you are being held back by your past lives and the oppressive Helatrobus dictators. When my spiritual form is fully free and exploring the Galaxy, I will laugh at you Ritalin popping suckers!

Greg Oden is 19 years old.

They mostly come out at night... mostly

87% of all statistics are made up.

Kobe Bryant is the best teammate in the NBA...

I can lift 50 pounds with my testicles....

Oh wait.... UNsupported. Nevermind.

You shed 10 pounds of dead skin every week.

Before it's over this thread will have more posts than the Maximum Football thread.

Kevin McHale really is the best GM in all of sports.

The size of a human head is directly proportionate to the amount of intelligence contained therein.

There is a God.

You grow more hair on your toes than you do on your head.

Prior to 9/11, no steel building had ever collapsed due to fire.

No one can eat just one.

Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.

It take 3.72 pounds of saliva to dissolve a chocolate Tootsie Roll Pop, 4.13 pounds for a grape one.

There is no better drink than Mountain Dew.

Do the Dew, baby!

Battlestar Gallactica actually happened.

If several people have already gone all-in, you should fold AA because you're actually an underdog.

The moon landing was a hoax.

no, hes in a 3 way race for best GM with Isiah Thomas and Matt Millen

Green M&M's make you horny.

The Colossal Squid is neither colossal nor a squid.

Right after Duke Nukem Forever?

SI

People who take political pot shots in threads meant for fun secretly enjoy eating their own ear wax and playing polka loudly in their house while naked.

SI

Raiders looking good in the preseason!

Tmac is better then Kobe

USC song girls make my dick hard. Oh, wait, wrong thread...

Regardless of what St. Cronin says, hubris does in fact mean excessive pride.

Hubris is a cheese from Greece. A cheese with meaning.

Within the next decade we'll see the end of the mincemeat pie as nations band together to protect the world's few remaining minces.

The United States brought 9/11 on itself

unsupported assertions day is over now folks mkay?

According to who?

the clock!

The clock isn't good for anything.

I declare that the clock itself is an unsupported assertion!

People want to read your opinions on religion and politics. So please, go ahead.

Especially on threads made to have fun. Really, we love when people bring opinionated flame-bait into threads like that.

SI

Seconded. Who says the time it takes the earth to spin about once is equal to the length of a day? And for what it's worth, the earth does not spin one complete rotation in 24 hours.

Foucault proved the earth rotates every 23 hours, 56 minutes, and 4 seconds. A most supported assertion.

The thread title still says TODAY is unsupported assertions day. I guess this will be going on ad infinitum.

Free crabs tomorrow

The latest trilogy of Star Wars movies were just as strong as the original.

Golf pencils actually cost more to make than regular pencils.

SI

That joke in your e-mail inbox was written by George Carlin.

The rule changes introduced into the NBA over the past couple of decades have improved the flow of the game and led to a more pure brand of basketball.

I am the Egg Man.

Billy Gillispie will NEVER leave Texas A&M...

I'm in complete agreement with this statement, and my wife is OK with that.

Making blanket statements indicates a lack of intelligence.

The new Daylight savings time calendar was lobbied for by clock manufacturers.

Weathermen are actually right more than 3/4ths of the time.

SI

Wade Garrett could have kicked the crap out of Jimmy and Dalton at the same time in Road House.

No, those jeans don't make your ass look big.

John Tesh was the first person in America to own a TiVo.

If you forward this thread to 10 people the most amazing thing will happen, it's true.

The best way to respond when asked that question is "no, your ass makes those jeans look big".

74% of all reported bugs are use error, of the rest 24% are not bugs at all and are simply undocumented features.

jbmagic is the login Skydog uses when he wants to blow off steam

The AP is full of liberal bias.

Making blankets indicates a lack of heat.

Rickey Henderson is the greatest baseball player of the last 50 years.

The alphabet was never in a set order until the song came out.

The devil wants you to make unsupported assertions.

Len Dykstra and Gregg Jeffries like underage girls.

Bret Michaels of Poison has more talent by himself than the Beatles and Led Zeppelin had combined.

Ladies love cool james.

You cannot support my unsupported assertion. The mere fact of supporting it causes it to cease being in the category of unsupported.

All women who glance at me are attracted to me and want to have sex with me

The women Tigercat talks about are actually women.

Good, now I can safely say:
plenty of women do have visible adam's apples.

unsupported...

unsupported just means you can assert it without supporting. it doesnt necessarily mean its false or cant be supported. it just means you don't have to.

We all know that.

This is no longer Unsupported Assertions Day but Unsupported Assertions Month!

SI

Unsupported Assertions Month is next month.