It hurts when I pee (The Phalid Memorial Thread)
 

Bad play Shawon, we are really trying to do something right here

Can't you just reverse an agreeably poor executed decision, Ben?

Here here.

Man, I was sweating it for a minute there, went to quote someone for a reply and my quote button was gone. I thought it had been taken away or something, then I realized the thread was closed.

I'm scared, someone hold me.


(Not you Pumpy)

That shit by Shawon was tasteless.

Bad form Shawon. That was horrible.

But, we got a reason for that banning. How hard is it to get a reason for Phallid's (as to why he's still banned)?

Shawon took it a touch to far....

From the ashes will rise absolution!

or something.

Umm... ya.

Hey that last post was 1977, the year I was born! Neat.

When an elephant sits on your fence what time is it

Time to get a new fence bitches!

Bah. Its perfectly clear what happened. Ben was bored, and needed some entertainment.

Will he mind if I bill him for the hours I spent entertaining him then?

WHat do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese bitches!

For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.

Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.

So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.

Nacho Cheeeeeeez

meh

I didn't know Shawon was Phalid??

But Shawon was created a few days ago at least. So Phalid gets banned for something we don't know yet. But the Shawon banning is called for.

Huh?

How positive are you?

And if that IS the case, why couldn't SkyDog just up and fucking say that?

Should I throw back to my "It hurts when I pee" thread I started several years ago?

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=17210

This is as good a place as any.

Dude I have started reading 1/2 of that first paragraph and I'm trying hard as I can not to do a literal LOL

I think this thread shows pretty clear evidence that wade moore is Osama Bin Laden.

Shawon was a tool.

See, now that was a great banning!!!! Now reverse the bad one!!!!!

http://ws.arin.net/whois/

put in his IP and you get SBC

http://www.geobytes.com/IpLocator.htm

put in his IP and you get San Antonio


Shawon Dunston was created 2/27/2008 - the day that Phalid was banned

Dunston imediately makes trolls posts ending in the ridiculous reported post comment.

It's not 100%, but it's pretty clear. We didn't do an IP check on Dunston until this afternoon.

Wow, if that's true, then good riddance.

HOWEVER

That doesn't make the original banning any better.

Ya it doesn't really validate the first banning at all.

That thread was by far my shining moment here. Make sure you read all my posts in there, its quite a cautionary tale.

My timeline is all messed up. I could've sworn I saw Dunston post before the 28th.

Well maybe the ass-grabbing and doing-nothings prompted the creation of a second account.

Nevertheless, if that first banning wouldn't have happened, no backlash would have came and everybody would have been happy

Funny I was like the 7th or 8th reply in that thread, but 4 years ago, didn't remember that at all :)

Come on, as if we won't get a reason yet for why the banning was kept in place for Phalid!

If we get a reason for the original banning, I am not going out tonight. Something weird in the world is bound to happen.

Damn. And to think I almost bought his naming rights.

We have a winner!

First banning never happens, and the following stuff doesn't either. Now, does that really excuse him for what he did? No. Maybe a boxing instead because the admins here have some culpability in this thing?

Yeah I know, and pigs are going to fly out in formation over my house tonight too.

One thing - I wouldn't want a memorial for a racist in my signature, guys.

Was this whole thing really about getting Phalid reinstated? I've just been having a good time riffing on shit. There was never any chance that Phalid was coming back.

This is like on NewsRadio, when Bill was arrested for resisting arrest.

I lived it, and don't remember the details much. Pain is sometimes a great memory eraser. That, and pain meds. Lots and lots of pain meds.

Oops I forgot that was in there. I still don't see why Phalid was kept banned, but if he is indeed Shawon then I don't want a sig memorial.

I had that sig pre-racist remarks, and remember that came from SD and not the likable Phalid.

Hell there is a guy from Fairborn here but he isn't me (I'm reaching, I know)




It's too bad Shawon Dunston had to say that, he really ruined all of the reasoning we had over a few days

Ya Shawon really *blooped* all over our faces :(

This placed has turned into FOFCSI.

Well, he certainly ruined SD's perception of our reasoning I'm sure. I still think our original points were spot on. Too bad the guy ended up being a dildo.

One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.

Any screenwriters here? I think a movie could be made out of these threads.

Well, if Phalid comes back under yet another account, I hope the guy lays low a little more then Shawon.

And if south Texas gets banned I will be pissed. SBC covers a hell of a lot more then San Antonio.

Quit with your logic and sensibility. That does not belong in this conversation, and SD will hear none of it aparently.

By the way -- does GSI mean Graduate Student Instructor to anyone else? I couldn't help but imagine lufiaguy as some hippie grad student going on a day of protest to improve the GEO (Graduate Employees Organization) contract, thus cancelling classes (which I hadn't planned on going to anyway).

Agreed. I'm hosed in that case as well, as I'm on that southern end of the old SBC area (now AT&T).

Which shows Shawon isn't brand new to know SkyDog always calls himself a racist name.

Where is Pumps Tudo?

It's under his name every time he posts.

Well, I hate to defend SD (right now anyway), but the way he uses the N word is much different than the way that guy did. Dunston/Phalid used the word as an insult based solely on race, whereas, SD uses it in a more light-hearted way.

Just saying.

Who? Me? Sorry, I was outside chasing an accountant around the parking lot.

Oh yeah. I forgot. :(

I will turn in my CSI hat and plastic badge.

I agree to some extent, but whenever I remember SD's use and defense of the word faggoty, I don't feel inclined to give him much of a pass. Thinking about that, he's pretty much just a guy with a lot of hate of his own. :(

Within the next 5 minutes, I'm going to start plowing somebody in this thread.

An astute point.

Good thing my ass is covered.

Quit being such a faggoty faggot.

Isn't there an entire Seinfeld episode based on this with the converted Jewish Dentist telling jewish jokes.

dola

dang, beat to it

Yes, Mr. Massengill. :(

Where's rkmsuf? He wanted to ploop Noop or something.

I have gone by the name JR since I was a kid, and I live in Texas. If I could convince SkyDog I am JR Ewing, maybe I could get him to lighten up some.

The way I see it .....if this is the response of the person that was banned, then SkyDog's instinct on guy has now been validated. I really see no arguement now. He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.

How do you ploop someone? What does this entail?

Only the E in Eddy Grant would say something like that!

I think its funny that 1/3 of the boards current vistors are in this thread. Boy, what a shining example for us. Unfair banning, racism, sexism, and general name calling.

I love this bunch, I really do.

I agree with that, but SD couldn't have known that from the harmless, stupid stuff he originally posted. Yes, he probably would have gotten run eventually, but there's still no way SD should have banned him the first time.

Just my opinion. I'm glad the guy's gone though.

I think banning on instinct is quite logical. Antmeister has solved the thread.

Fuck you, Tarzan: King of the Kidney Stones!

I don't feel like plowing anyone anymore. Never mind.

When do I get my check?! :D

Just because people are reading this thread (and the other) it does not mean they support your "cause" of reinstating Phalid.

I don't necessarily think that's what he's saying. I think he's saying that the guy was a jackass, and got what he deserved in the end, so who cares about the original banning.

(Of course, I could just be putting words in Ant's mouth)

{scratches head}
{wonders if this is even worth popping popcorn for}

Is there a Flere diagram for all of this drama by any chance?

When do we get a song?

Well, "The Joy of Painting" just came on, and love my Bobby, so I need to go.


(I think I'll go back to my old signature in honor of my hero)

What kind of check? Like a prostate check?

1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.

2.) People want him back as a part of our community.

3.) albion's head explodes.

I don't think anyone has said they want him back, once that happened.

I do not think this is accurate. I think people are content to point out that the guy being banned and the guy banning him are roughly equal in the level of ass-hattery they reach.

I think we all just want SD to be a man and say he messed up originally.

Hey, that is why I am glad I am not a mod. He made a judgement call and most likely made a right decision this time around. And if he was wrong, the person would have stated his case instead of possibly reverting to bad form (if that is his dupe account).

I can think of a few people who were left to troll way too long before action was taken and the mods were given grief because of it. Now that there are preventative measures taken, people are griping about that as well.

Either way, I am still entertained by these threads. I just didn't realize some people weren't doing this tongue-in-cheek (and not the ass cheeks).

I'll pass that prostrate check to Izulde. But make sure it is a female that will be romantically involved with him.

There are several confusing elements to this paragraph.

I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.

I guess I just don't see what he did originally that even remotely deserved a banning. *shrug*


Hey, I wouldn't be me if I didn't spazz out about stuff like this!!! :D

You mean that thing that was quoted from a PM (or email, or whatever it was)?

Because when the banning took place he didn't do anything wrong- come on, don't play dumb! Read the first 8 or 9 pges of the original thread for cryin out loud!



And with that note fellas, I'll be gone til Sunday. Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up

Somehow, I felt drawn to this thread again...

I think it goes like this: if I spot some woman looking at me funny and call her out as a witch, and then we burn her and she WAS a witch, it doesn't mean I had any real reason to know she was a witch. I just got lucky. Getting lucky like that means I'll be more inclined to call out 'witch', because hey, I can spot them before everyone else right? Well, at some point some innocent young virgin's are gonna burn at the stake because I decided I was the ultimate witch hunter. Do you want to burn Sarah Michelle Geller? Do you??

I'm gonna sext message you all night long sweet cheeks!

Wonderful

Go away so I can sex message you.

(Stupid comment that didn't detect the sarcasm)

Ya'll have fun now.

Okay sorry, my sarcasm detector broke for a minute there, my bad, nothing to see here. Geez that thing should never stop working around here, it gets me in trouble.

Ok, Ant. I was going to stop and enjoy Bob, but I just have to lay down an analogy.


A guy dressed in an expensive italian suit walks up to your door carrying a long box that appears to hold roses. You decide that he looks like a mobster, so you open the door and shoot him in the dome.

Later, you find out that he did happen to be a mobster. Does that make shooting him originally based on an assumption, the right thing to do?