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Let's talk about anything. Anyting at all

I'm getting 5,000 posts in this thread.

4,952

4,953

We're finally gonna watch a movie today after playing the wii this whole week.

I was up til like 6:45 AM last night waiting on a booty call that never arrived. Talk about disappointment on your weekend.

lol - was it the lying cheating whore? how close to akron/canton is fairborn?

ooooh 7,500 is in sight today!!!

certainly a golden age of FOFC.

No, it was a new find!! Days of the lying, cheating whorebag are long behind me....

MapQuest tells me Akron to Fairborn is almost exactly 3 hours.

Can this please not be a sign of things to come?

lol - no I meant the lying cheating whore who was in my life

What do you mean, DC?

Next time hit some internet porn at 2:00 AM, take a power nap, and you either get to hold out longer when your cricket does get there, or you get a nut and a good nights sleep.......You young guys never think.

Post Hussie

I'm gonna get 5k posts in this thread too!

...and I'm spent.

Whats up Snow Man let's get it thug motivation 101

I finished GTA IV today, well the story part.

It's hot.

I am getting hungry.

I am horny.

I want a fan blowing on me while I eat a big sandwich and bang a chick, and I want it now.

I got kings all-in vs aces twice in the same session last night.

Of course, it was my first ever session over 1000 hands.

what is going on here?

Dola, closing in on 4000 I see.

Man talk about taking an L. I took one last night/this morning as well went out and meet up with this chick. After a few hours of pumping drinks into her it was time to go back to my place where she promptly vomits. Yeah hell of a way to kill the mood. I didn't even get to nibble on her twins... :banghead:

Hey Shorty, did you grow? Not shorty anymore? Too many requests for your Eli Manning pictures and you went into hiding?

Posting here to find out how many I have.

What made 6:45 AM, rather than say 7:00 AM the cutoff?

I am guessing he lost his hard-on.

He should check under the couch.

I watched "The Happening" today, which should be called "The Crappening". Wretched, wretched movie.

However, the wife and I are going out to dinner for Fathers Day, and I've been told to expect a treat upon our return. I'm hoping it's something I don't feel comfortable writing about. :)

Somehow I knew that M. Night Sham was a sham.

We watched the last two episodes of season 3 of Weeds. Good stuff.

5,000 all in one thread? To quote Kenny Mayne - THAT would be a record, or something.

Gave up on season three after 3-4 episodes. Season one was brilliant, but it went downhill in a hurry. From wicked satire to unwatchable farce in record time.

I'm not posting here, because it's just going to be another threadkiller....and I'LL LOSE POSTS!!!

Damn. I already posted. Now I'm committed. :(

I have absolutely nothing to add.

I got nothin....

Damn I'm closing in on 5k too, kewl shit.

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Easy for YOU to say....



Oh and Cringer? you MIGHT want to talk to your wife about that one little issue of yours...oh dear..did I say little?:banana:

Just a little mouthwash and everything should be ok. You probably don't even have to kiss her.

That sums up my take on Weeds as well, right down to giving up early in the third year. I may have only watched 1 episode of season 3, though. 2 at the most.

Speaking of M. N. S. ... I was reading last night that he's signed on to make the live action trilogy for the Nick cartoon series Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Guess I should try for 10K in this thread

Iron Mike?

Maybe. I am all for drunk sex but I am not a fan of the smell of vomit. Febreze can't beat that smell man.:eek:

With this post I will be honoring one of the greatest names ever and won't be posting for 8 hours, the number of pro bowls he was selected to.

Hm ....Just the opposite for me. I was hiding from a booty call.

R. Kelly should be in jail.

Did he park in a fire lane?

I can just see you yelling "Citizens arrest!! Citizens arrest!!!"

I declare Father's Day the make-up day for Steak and BJ Day

So the booty call arrived, Sunday night style. First time I mowed down a fake boob woman, it was very pleasant.

Off the top of my head, Ronnie Lott?

Whatever happenned to Fritz?

Butkus

Well this didn't happen, I got Antmeister Tiger Woods Golf for the Wii and we got sucked in. I've had The Prestige from Netflix now for 2 weeks, hopefully today.

No but he did have sex with a minor and tape it. But hey he didn't know she was underage, oh wait he did it was his goddaughter.

I have that on our GameFly queue...I think we'll be getting that next, glad to know it's good.

Oh, and The Prestige is really good...enjoy! :)

You ladies could always get Wii Fit and be the next Wii Fit girls...

It'd be nice to actually find one.

Plus he peed on her.

We'll be getting one at some point, it looks really cool :)

Was at an outdoor graduation this Saturday and burned the hell out of the top of my head. Which is now starting to peel.........so all in all, feelin' sexy!

Hey ladies, how you doin'?

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You have grey pubes.:devil:

Chubby Chaser.

When it starts going downhill, it goes downhill fast, man. :(

I used to have a driving instructor that would peel the skin off his head, flick it off his fingers and it'd always find its way back in the car. Whoever was in the back seat was screwed.

That sounds like my cherry red 1987 Mercury Lynx.

I've just had the craziest 16 hours of all-time

Were a gay man in a fluorescent green g-string and a Muppet involved? No? Then you haven't.

If it was "Ralph," I don't think they were talking about the Muppet.

Closing in on 800 posts oh yeah :banana:

I have grey pubes and seem to still be doing ok. Especially with the ladies, maybe its my style, but it is hard to find someone up to my standards. Here is how it always goes.

I see a lady in a grocery store and approach her. I say "Hi, I can multiply up to 200 in my head". Next thing I know she pulls out her phone to use her calculator and starts asking me what this times that is. I answer her correctly and she has a suprised look on her face. She ask again and I respond correctly, I can tell she is getting impressed. Then the third time she ask me I get out 2 numbers usually, sometimes 3 and next thing I know she has me pinned up against the Cheerios making out with me. I am still in shock at this point, I know I shouldn't be as many times as this happens to me but it still suprises me everytime. Then she whispers in my ear "I want you now". Thats when I have to tell her I don't sleep with people the day I meet them and she gets pissed off because she doesn't want to wait and walks off.

lol, eerily reminiscent of The Afoci posts