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Wanna buy a Virgin?
you can for a cool 3.7 million
FOXNews.com - 22-Year-Old Sells Virginity Online -- and Feds Can't Do a Thing to Stop Her - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News Quote:
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Hot picture. 3.7 Mil though?
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A virgin. Sure.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm buying that one literally or figuratively. |
Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!
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I'm betting the photo is as phony as her name and that only actual bidders are being given the chance to see a real photo. Probably through a secure server webcam style thing.
I hope the big bid is valid and she gets her cash. Regulated prostitution would do a lot more good than bad in the rest of the country. |
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+3.7 million. |
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"Hear, Hear!" :) |
3.7m is the going rate for a single ten(for the sake of argument)?
I ought to be able to get 37,000 fives for that. Decisions decisions. |
I guess I'm not all that surprised, but, really, there are a lot better things I could spend $3.7M on.
SI |
The equivalent of paying $3.7M for a guy to pitch that has never picked up a baseball.
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Wasn't there another one of these a while back?
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How much is she asking to drive her hershey highway?
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Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING. |
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For about a week. Christ, talk about more money than brains =) |
3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!
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Feh, *I* know how to use her from head to toe. She doesn't need to know much of anything. People aren't trying to buy her for her talent, they're buying her because she's brand new and unbroken(in) and having their way with that is a huge high for some. (3.7 million worth it seems) |
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Sure, but for 3.7 mil I want to learn something new. Besides, why the hell should I be doing any work after signing that cheque?!?! |
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Because its worth it. |
3.7m for bad sex. Sounds like a bargain.
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"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?"
Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government. |
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I'd say she's literally figured that out pretty well already. |
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But what about the children? |
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I wonder if he is trying to tell us something... |
Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.
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I wish more people simply minded their own business. People ought to leave her alone, let alone whine about someone else stepping in. |
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Damnit don't start agreeing with me NOW ;) |
And people should be praising her for this. This is an amazing business move. She'll make enough to never have to work a day in her life. I bet you half this board would give up their cornhole virginity for 3.7 million.
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I wonder what the cut for the brothel is.
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Exactly. Ok, bidding on RainMaker's cornhole starts at $100...do I hear $200?? Oh, by the way, RainMaker, has this cornhole ever been used for anything other than an exit? |
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Well he stores his brain in there from time to time, does that count? ;););) |
This has got to be a hoax, right? There aren't any virgins left.
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i assure you, if i paid for her virginity at the end of the nite she would feel disgusted to be in her own skin. i would sicken myself at the things i would do to her. she would essentially be a bunch of holes and appendages available for my pleasure and experimentation/curiosity. i'm talking vomiting in her anus, then sodomizing her, withdrawing my penis from her vomitized asshole and making her taste it. for $3.7million one or both of us is gonna be vomiting - my stomach fluids would definitely play a role in the festivities . it's not going to be pretty. i would lose my humanity on this person for $3.7million. |
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my friend is a 30 year old virgin. oof. :( |
not by choice, mind you. great guy, just can't break on through to the other side. unluckiest guy we know. we call him Mush.
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Damn. Interesting fetish Anthony. |
Why would I pay for one virgin when I can do some terrorist shit and Allah would give me 72?
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You'd think, but, women sure are finicky. |
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Not not if they want a check for 3.7 million they aren't. |
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I'd post date a check, that way if she was a horrible lay, I'd cancel that thing. **or is it pre date a check? Can't remember, it's been so damn long since last time I had to write a check |
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Pretty sure he didn't mean males. |
It's amusing that people are so up in arms about this. Female virginity for sale has been going on for centuries.
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Huge difference between someone selling their own virginity compared to someone selling it for them. I believe prostitution is wrong, but if this person wants to do this, I really don't care. |
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And they critize other religions/countries for lack of freedom. I wish we were less hung up on sex like Europe. |
That's a strange picture of her. It just seems like she either has a really small head or has the shoulders of a defensive back, with her head turned thre still seems to be like 6 inches of shoulder from where her face ends.
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Tell me this is sarcasm? |
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we don't play nicely with each other. |
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You can tell. If she is not, he would demand a refund. |
if that chick is a virgin then she must be the biggest cocktease west of the mississippi.
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Sign my ass up right now. Hell, I'll do a half-off special, $1.85 mil fer my hairy backside. Any takers? |
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I'm so glad Hell Atlantic is the one who made this post! LOL it just wouldn't be as funny if it were anyone else. I took the liberty of underlining the money line. Great stuff. Best part is, he's deadass serious. |
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My wife heard her on Howard Stern this morning.
She said the guy who is the highest bidder right now wants to videotape it. |
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For 3.7 Mil, she better damn well have no problem with whatever this man wants to do. ![]() |
He could probably turn a profit that way.
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exactly |
i would sell my video to a vomit fetish site.
and sites where people enjoy slurping pureed pork and eggs out of the ass cracks of women, you know, cuz the internet has something for everyone. |
MOD EDIT: Be careful about what you link to.
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While I, personally, would not classify the Bunny Ranch as a porn site, I could see some people's work filters having a problem with it. Probably best to get rid of that hyperlink out of an abundance of caution.
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dola--And why is everyone assuming that because the guy will pay 3.7 million she has to submit to whatever he wants to do? The contract seems to be for her virginity. If some guy wants to overpay for that, that does not change the terms of what she is selling.
I have an '99 Olds Alero with a crack in the windshield. If you decide to pay me $1,000,000 for it, that won't turn it into a Bentley. |
I think I will stick to having good sex with my more attractive girlfriend for free.
That, and I don't have $1,000, let alone 3.7 million. Personally, never really got the whole big deal about taking virginity. To each their own, though. |
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From "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" Marcus Lycus: I got into trouble when it turned out I sold him a dud virgin. Pseudalus: You sold him a dud virgin? How did that happen? Marcus Lycus: Remember that eunuch I got so cheap? Pseudalus: Yes? Marcus Lycus: Dud eunuch. |
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Well, the posts in this thread are running 10:1 in favor of the girl, even with all the "crazy big government liberals" we have here. So, I think this might be a bit of a straw man, at best. SI |
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Oh, I don't mean people here. I meant the people in the article asking why the fed isn't trying to stop it. I figure that most of FOFC is cool with whores generally. |
Ok, let's be honest- we all know who the buyer is:
![]() I can hear the steel drums now for the damn commercial that will run every hour from midnight to 6am: "Next up in the Girls Gone Wild Series: The three million dollar virgin!" SI |
Just out of interest the people who are up in arms about people objecting because its 'legal' where it'd be undertaken.
How would you feel if it was an advert for a holiday promoting being able to take Heroin or something similar which happened to be legal in the country the holiday was located within? (just wondering - to be honest I think she's an adult and if she wants to go for it then its her choice ... apart from anything else it looks like she might to be able to retire on 3 minutes work depending on whom wins and how the deal is phrased ... not exactly a bad hourly rate ;) ) |
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As long as what is being offered is legal WHERE its being offered then I don't see the issue. If some nation legalized herion use and oferred it for sale then so be it. I doubt you'd find a network willing to take the advertising time for their ad based on popular opinion but if they did I'd have no beef about it. People have every right to harm themselves if they so choose. Whether the rest of society believes that or not. |
You cannot retire at 22 on a nominal 3.7 million dollar payday.
First of all, taxes take half, leaving her with 1.85 million. Second, at that age, you need to live off only the interest, for I don't know, 45 years? 5% interest on 1.85 million is $92,500. Not a bad salary, to be sure, but certainly still middle class. And since that does not grow the principle, its not going to be a lot in 2040, when she's in her 40s. No, this just gives her a good head start in life. Especially since its unlikely the 3.7 mil is real, and she ends up getting a couple hundred thousand for this. |
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I just threw up dinner. |
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not worth $3.7million or even a million, unless she has the light of God shining out of her pussy hole. she's cute, i'll give her that much. |
The pics that are out there, she reminds me a bit of the Eliot Spitzer hooker.
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Out of pure interest would it be legal to do so though? (just wondering why Amsterdam is never advertised to the 18-30 crowd via. its legalised substances if it is ...) |
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put it this way. you and i want to take a flight to Vegas. we're both in NY, and the cost to go from JFK one way, coach, is (random amount here) $300. fine, we both say, that sounds reasonable. you however decide you would like to fly first class because you've never been to Vegas before and you want to fly in style. your cost for a first class ticket is (random amount here) $1,200. you don't have a problem paying 4x more than i because you are expecting service and ammenities above and beyond what is standard for a $300 ticket in coach. if you are going to fly first class you are going to want things that would seem out of the realm of reach (and rightfully so) of the average air traveller. you are going to expect complimentary drinks in a plush VIP lounge where you're seated well before the others. you're going to expect high quality blankets and pillows. roomier bathroom. premium food and beverages. a more personal interaction with your flight attendant. as soon as this chick swiped my credit card in the Bunny Ranch, we would go up to our designated room, the door would be locked. and all bets would be off. it would be advisable for the fire dept, members of PETA and a representative of the Food and Drug Administration to be kept on hand in the event of unforeseen circumstances. |
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I don't know Mizzou, I just read HA's post once again and couldn't stop laughing. There are several "Hall of Fame" quotes in there. A bit on the grotesque side yes, but classic nevertheless. :D |
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The post was hilarious.. but after thinking about it for bit.. I became sick. :D |
For 3.7 mil. I'd get Spielberg to record it.
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would Wookies and Ewoks be involved? |
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That would make it epic. |
Does she quack?
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She's selling her virginity so ... if you're a strong believer in abstinence and against prostitution with more money than sense, what's preventing you from winning the auction and never breaking the cherry? You could make this woman the oldest virgin in the world. Pay her $3.7 million to never have sex at all.
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Did anyone look at the bunny ranch website? I like how the "Pregnant Bunny" is front and center.
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Two things:
1) I love the fact that she retains the right to reject the bidder (and move on to the next bidder). 2) Ever watch the HBO series on the bunny ranch? |
That article said her sister worked at the ranch and paid for her masters in 3 weeks. I guess some whores must make mad bank
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Maybe because I'm half asleep, but the first two times I read it I thought she was into domination and you left a word out. |
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nicely done
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i didn't want to share this with the group, but fine - i'm gonna put it out there. i disgusted myself last nite while i was "getting to know myself better", or "giving myself personal attention through my hands" (wink wink) because what i used as stimulation was one scenario involving me and this virgin that i paid $3.7million to. what put me over the top was the image of me squeezing her virgin breasts. anyone can squeeze boobs, you might tell yourself, what's so special about that? i wouldn't be so much interested in the actual squeezing of her mammaries, moreso it would be the point where you've squeezed so hard that it no longer resulted in pleasure but severe discomfort. you know the part when she starts to realize "oh my god, *ouch* this isn't pleasurable at all, i actually think he's trying to hurt me".
cost of a plane ticket to Nevada: $300 cost of devirginizing a virgin: $3.7million the look on a virgin's face where horror and concern and panic show up in her eyes and she realizes her pleasure is of no relevance to you and that her safety may be in danger: priceless EDIT: $5K: the cost of a good divorce attorney if your wife should ever read these posts and discover she's living with a monster. |
To get the thread back on a less psychotic path....
Anyone check out that Bunny Ranch site? They have a nice selection on there. For those that did check it out, and care to admit it.... Which one did you think was the hottest? ;) I thought Natalia (I think that was her name, it was late at night and I was tired so maybe my memory is off-- and I'm not going to the site at this time with the family around) was the one that I found the hottest. |
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What if the highest bidder is well endowed? I would imagine she doesn't want to get smashed by a pepsi can ten inch monster. Also cumshot and blowjobs are they apart of the package?
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I think my favorite option is some church pulling together the winning bid, and then demanding she never give up her virginity (or violate the contract and pay back all the money plus penalties). Would certainly put an interesting twist on things, much more than her actually going through with it (cause really that is kinda boring unless Anthony wins).
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Fantastic argument :D |
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Well, she has the right to reject any bid. :) |
Hmmm. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell bid?
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HA's last post was the first time in this thread I was genuinely uncomfortable.
Not that I didn't LOL. I was just uncomfortable. |
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This line: it would be advisable for the fire dept, members of PETA and a representative of the Food and Drug Administration to be kept on hand in the event of unforeseen circumstances. made me snort StarBucks out of my nose ... |
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So how about not living of 92K a year right off the bat? |
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