Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 67: Rashida Jones
 

Kate Upton settled down at just over 71% right under Jessica Simpson which brings us to the next contestant of Celebrity Hot or Not! Rashida Jones come on down you are the next contestant on Celebrity Hot or Not. First off Rashida comes from R&B royalty being the daughter of Quincy Jones and actress Peggy Lipton. You may have seen her in various TV shows throughout the past 10 years including Boston Public, The Office, and Parks and Rec. Let's see how she does.

Very not hot as the hot or not standards go. She looks inbred

You should replace the bottom left picture. That's a bad one.

I think the neglige might be more attractive without her in it.

I am not going to enjoy the results on this one.

I think she can be at times a very cute woman, but she doesn't hit the hot meter as far as I'm concerned.

I prefer women like her to the pin-ups we usually get in these things, but she's not all that pretty.

Always liked her...definitely hot in my book.

I'm destined to always be on the losing ends of these polls.

Definitely hot! Ever since she showed up on The Office, I've been a fan.

I really don't get how she is not hot... Super hot in my book.

Have gotten a much better appreciation for her watching Parks & Rec.

"Anne Perkins!"

Hot. Began getting into her (sadly, not literally) during that teacher show that was on Fox about 10 years back.

Leslie definitely would vote her Hot.

I'm not sure I know who she is? Is that the chick from The Replacements?

Some pics she looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal. Which is not good.

Need more info.

Hot.

Given the complete traveshamockery this has become, I have no doubt she beats Kate Upton

She is in Parks and Rec. She used to be on The Office. She was the love interest of Paul Rudd in I Love You, Man. She was the second lawyer/legal aid to Zuckerman/Eisenberg's team in The Social Network who had a couple key conversations with him in the movie. Been in lots of other stuff, but that's off the top of my head.

I voted hot.

Let me google that for you

Rashida Jones > Zooey Deschanel.

No.

Zooey Deschanel > Rashida Jones > Kate Upton

She's cute and there is no chance that I would turn her down in some bizarre universe where she would actually hit on me but I still have to go with not as far as a hot/not poll.

Can't explain it but she would fall in the category of someone that I would say yes to quicker if asked out than many that I would vote as hot. But if we'ree talking looking at a picture of her versus one that I would vote as hot I would look at the other picture.

It's like Vegas versus where I live now. I would rather visit Vegas for a few days but long term I like where I am much better.

Totally agreed.

Kate Upton >>>> Zooey Deschanel >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rashida Jones

And I like Rashida Jones (but still voted Not here)

Kate Upton >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mel Brooks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zooey Deschanel

Bit of trivia: Caitlin Upton was the teen pageant model that flubbed that US map question during the Teen Miss USA Pageant.

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some . . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children"

This. Inbred was the first word that came to mind.

Not hot. She's not even someone I would have wanted to date based on her looks.

Zooey >>>>>>>>>> Kate Upton >>>>> Zooey's dog >>>>>>>>> Rashida Jones

The latest candidate falls squarely in the category of "I wouldn't screw that with your dick"

Thank you for another rational contribution to express your distaste for miscegenation. We will note this for future polls.

I'm not sure whether you are saying Caitlin Upton = Kate Upton or if you are just saying it's interesting that their names are similar. Either way, they aren't the same person.

I was so happy when Jim dumped her for Pam. Jenna Fischer = Hot BTW

Inbred? Really?

Are those pics supposed to change our minds? lol

I typed Kate Upton's name in Google and went to look at pictures (it's a daily thing) and it came up "Related searches: caitlin upton". I was like, who is Caitlin Upton? An older sister maybe? So I clicked on her and I was like, oh it's that The Uh Iraq chick.

For hot or not, no. But I think claiming someone looks inbred is a little ignorant.

Assume much?

3 of the first 4 picks make this chick look like a teenage boy with bad hair. She could be green & still be decidedly not hot.

Ah, I assume they were joking. I certainly would not say that about someone, and she doesn't look inbred anyway. She's just not very attractive at all.

I think it's mostly the large forehead and the boyish body.

Well, I think Izulde's sense of reality could be sufficiently warped to actually believe that. And then there's Lathum.

Mildly attractive but not hot. I would not look twice if we passed each other on the street.

Not surprised at all that she is right around Jennifer Garner. I think they have similar appeal. I'm not a fan of either personally though

I'm kinda surprised she's got that many votes, tbh. I wonder what the breakdown in voting in these threads is for people who are familiar with her (any of these women) work versus just knowing her from pictures (or maybe just pictures in these threads)?

Not that she is great, but she does look better on TV than she does in these pics

I do think shes great looking but If were working with a scale where Kate Upton is up for that much debate than unfortunately Rashida Jones doesnt have a chance.

Oh come on. She's perfectly fine but I'm voting not.

i can't believe the internet let me down here, but these two play lesbian lovers in our idiot brother. here's a still (trust me, its zooey)

also, i know this doesn't help jones in the poll, amazingly:

Yeah, when I saw her on the list I didn't expect her to get great votes. I watch Parks and Rec and think she's really attractive, but am not sure I would call her hot. A really nice smile that in person would be stunning, but as someone said above, would I choose to look at a picture of her over someone else? Probably not.

The voting in this thing really comes down to whether we're voting "hot" or "attractive" in some ways. I would define Rashida as more attractive to me than a lot of hot-bodied starlets, but would classify them as hotter.

Very much agreed, though I did vote Hot (I am an easy mark).

Yeah, I'm not sure "Not" is the right alternative here. It's more like "Pretty Hot," "Really Hot" or "On Effing Fire."

I wouldn't know this one from Adam's housecat, same could be said for probably 1/3 to 1/2 the poll subjects, moreso of late.

Looking at the ones that have their year listed with their results (and counting this one), I've had even the slightest idea who 4/10 were based on name recognition. (Not sure what year the <50 candidates were from so I can't add those one way or another without more searching than I care to do.)

Not sure how much it skews things though. Go pull 10 random pro bikini models & I figure most could answer those one way or another without anyone here knowing their names.

It's quite a distance from "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" to "I don't know who she is." But then, that's just the earth I live on. It's one thing to

Lots of women I haven't known in these that don't warrant the sort of visceral OMGZ that this one seems to. But then, I entirely expected it when I suggested her. I don't even think she's hot by any real standard. Pretty sure. Adorable? You betcha. But hot? No, she doesn't pass the campus test. But...I still wanted to see the insanity that ensued and and FOFC has not let me down.

Kudos, congrats, mazel tov and so forth.

And no, not liking her doesn't make you a rayciss or anything silly like that. It's just funny that it's as if someone offered you castor oil.

[cues someone saying they'd rather drink motor oil than to fuck Rashida Jones. Because you know, that's totally a measured, rational response.]

The two things aren't really related though. There's plenty of examples to be found of the four possible combinations of the two variables. edit: I only mentioned recognition/awareness because Ksyrup brought it up as a sidebar.

Maybe you're reading more into my choice of phrase than you should, I don't know. "I wouldn't ..." was a pretty common knock in my closest crowd for a number of years (frequently targeting someone one of group acknowledged some interest in). It's almost a nostalgic thing for me, possibly inspired by recently talking to one of my best friends from that era. But it's really no stronger than "uh uh, no how, no way".

It wasn't really addressed specifically at you. People above you said she looked in-bred. Others wretched as I do when I think of drinking (much less actually consuming) white milk. Yours was just within eyeshot of my reply when I wrote it.

None of this shit is personal. It's the internet.

Or Castrol :D

Trust me, there's quite a few poll subjects that could have gotten the same response ... and some of those are definitely white chicks.

I think knowing who the person is definitely makes a difference. When I hear Rashida Jones, I think of what I've seen her in, how she looked and seemed in it, whether attractive, sultry, annoying, or whatnot. Others are just looking at four pictures and trying to decide based on that. When you've seen a person live, you can't help but factor in personality and voice and all that as well.

Agreed. The four pictures are just a baseline of what I feel could be attractive pictures. I try to spread them out.

I'll echo others.

Attractive. Cute.

Not "staple my balls to a 2x4 to fuck her" hot

I think she is a cutey in some pics and she has a great smile, but not enough to push her to hot in my book.

One thing that really hurts IMO is the way she wears her hair sometimes, looks like she got it done at supercuts. Hairstyles really can add a point or 2 on the hot scale.

Her sister Kidada comes a lot closer to hot for me.

Never figured you for the fetish sort :)

What about a 5x7?

She comes off as the big sister type to me. Never had a big sister, but this is who I envision when I try to conceive the thought of having a big sister in my brain. Respectable and probably smart, but doesn't make me curious to see her naked or anything.

She fit in on the Office because she, like Jenna Fischer are girl next door kinda cute, and attractive enough that if you're drinking with other guys, you'd comment about the girl at work that you'd "_____ _____ and _____ _____ " her.

That's doesn't qualify as "Celebrity Hot", though.

Agreed. I have brought this up before, live versus photos.

I actually was never impressed with Rashida in pictures, and that seems to be borne out here.

But seeing her in The Office and I Love You, Man, especially the latter, she seems pretty terrific.

Those who thought she was in "the Replacements were thinking of Brooke Langton:

And the crocodile teeth have come out!

Right, because these threads are overflowing with reality :rolleyes:

It's amazing to me how people come into these threads and get all high and mighty about the things people post about the girls, or act all indignant when you have a different opinion of them.

These threads a misogynistic by nature, some of you need to get over it and get over yourselves.

If this is the threshold, I am voting "NOT" to everybody.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::lol:

It was somebody else's threshold from the last thread.

Combine that one with mine from earlier, heads might start to explode

Something about her does it for me. She's hot in my book. Must be that smile.

Meh, she's attractive enough that I'd date her and all, but not somebody I look at and think "hot". Of course, because its the internet, I can have such standards. :)

I would like to nominate a candidate. I just saw Immortals last weekend and well, yeah......Freida Pinto

I wish we could see this one from behind....

Way hot. There's something I find irresistible about ethnically mixed women. I would "objectively" grade her a 7, but she gets a +2 bonus for being ethnically mixed making her a 9 for me.

If only she spoke with an accent....

EDIT: Just to clarify, it's not like I found out she was mixed and then gave her the bonus. I thought she was really hot the first time I saw her. It's pretty common for me to find a chick hot and then find out she's half something and half something else after the fact. Felt that needed clarifying since these threads are so super cereal.

Can she see in the dark, have a natural resistance to poison, and get a bonus to use blunt weapons? :D

She's hotter than Kyle Orton, but Kyle Orton is blacker.

It's ethically mixed women who do it for me. You know the type, they always tip 25% and refuse to take a penny from the Take A Penny dish ... but then you find out they buy alcohol for the high school girl she used to babysit.

I mean, sure she's pretty and stuff but these polls are pretty easy for me. If I can "punch one out" in her honor with a simple google search = Hot. Kate Upton, jerk to her no prob. Kate Mara, Rashida Jones....just not enough sexuality.

See now she's hot.

Rashida would be hotter if she would have checked the box for "anal."

FIXED!

FIXED FIX!

I don't think she is going to make the cut.

Mara

I can't decide. I'm selling my vote.

Does anyone care enough to buy it?

I'm selling it for free.

Use a formula or random number generator to determine your vote.

Vote Hot. Then if you ever meet her you can get brownie points for helping her out.

Or do it CrimsonFox's way and she'll think you're a huge nerd.

She's pretty, I like her body, but, she's not 'hot'. She ain't ugly by any stretch of the imagination. However, if she was my girlfriend, she would be hot.

So Rashida, if you're reading this, if you want to get my 'hot' vote...

I got 5. What does that mean???

I think 5 has something to do with Pumpy.