So are DV and JaCKal going to sing duets?

We are glad we chose the noble profession of the Kensai. Upon this path, we continue the tradition of so many before us.

*looks behind ntndeacon*

It's guys like you give evil a bad name. I'm just lookin' out for myself, see.

You've lost that loving feeling...oooOOOOoooo

Anyhoo, I am in a stone room containing a cistern. It is a cistern of such pure beauty, it's just begging for a nice big loogey.

That's not evil. That's childish.

Yeah, I figured that in a party based game hopefully that would make me more popular than I would be otherwise. Likewise, I'd be happy to team up with you if we cross paths at some point.

I'll stand by you...I'll stand by you...won't let nobody hurt you...

Okay folks, let's have a chat.


PMs. -

This is a very PM intenstive game, so I delete them with regularly. Hold onto yours in case we have a disagreement about something.

Because I am getting 50,000 pms a day., it helps if you could title your PM with the type of action in the body. For example, for your Day One morning action, if you have not already sent me the PM action, then please title it Day One Morning Action or something similar. This way I can distinguish PMs that are questions about a room or action already done from actions that aren;t going to be processed for a while.


Also, when I process actions, it can take me up to an hour to get everybody processed. Please do NOT post results from PMs prior to me posting in the thread that the actions are all done and processed. Then go ahead.

And, as a reminder on actions, because I'm getting a lot of errors and questions:


Her are the phases again:

MORNING ACTION - You may take any action in the room you are in, but you CANNOT move to another room

MOVEMENT ACTION - You can only move during this action. Just send me a PM that says Day X Movement Action, and in the body "Go South".



AFTERNOON ACTION - You may take any action in the room you are in, but you CANNOT move to another room


EVENING ACTION - You must sleep, unless yo are a Sis'Sharr. You CANNOT move to another room, and you do NOT have to send me a "I am sleeping" pm, it is assumed.

SO, you have one action in the starting room tomorrow morning, and then you move to somewhere else, unless you really want to stay in that room.


If you are one of the four or five people asking about moving tomorrow morning, please understand that you ma not ,move until the movmene action.

My starting room has exits to the left and right. If you're interested in starting a party with me, let me know if you're going left or right on the off chance our rooms are separated by a single room. I'd like to meet up with people who have complimentary characters (probably fighter / priest types preferably) so we can start getting the benefits of our different skills right away.

Actually, it's a compliment. I thought people would tend to choose what they are not, since this is just a game.

Well since I am a thunder kitten I am pretty excited to start this game. It is my first time playing any sort of role playing board game so thanks for being here for when I lost this virginity.:)

Ping: Danny

Alright, I'ma send the pm to CF again and see if he gets it this ime

hey clap@!

Sprites apparently love the color blue.

That's me, squishing ferries, popping cherries!

*hic* Wait, did we start?

(pulls out his harp)

(in a sweetly melodic travesty of what cannot be called sobriety) HELLO DUNGEON, THE DRUNKEN HARP IS HERE TO SERENADE YOU

Surrounded by lizards and cows? Thought I was done with that after saying goodbye to all your mothers last night!

The Drunken Harp, he is a joker, he is.

Find me some ale and I'll tell you what that necklace you just found under the shrubbery is going to do before it chokes the life out of you!

I'm a good pal, I can wield a mean staff. Plus I have this blunt weapon too!

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest of us all?

That's it for me, folks. I'll be here all week. Hopefully.

I'm like Terry Crews in White Chicks, after I get done with you, you'll need a wheelchair.

Bring it!

Everyone should just bow down to the great and powerful Lord Vilus now. No need to try to postpone the inevitable

We are not used to these mundane human titles.

Preach on brother Sis'Sharr

Hmmm, you sissy'horrs will have to team up to even have a chance at killing one taurian

Alright, bed time whores!

So the three of us bards should join up to make a boy band... i guess it would be called the trapdoor boy's... ok thats my one..

The Drunken Harp is taking applications from priests and lay healers. Female preferred, but any will do.

Backdoor boys? Seems fitting

I like the cut of this Taurian's jib, too. He's alright in my tome.

Don't lump us other bards behind that one's barn.

Has a nice ring to it though, joey ragone and the backdoor boys

It issssss my honor and privilege to ssssserve such fine folk assss yourssssself. I am the Mother'ssss humble sssservant and for her I offer you all my sssservices.

My only quessssstion issss which one of thesssse fine ssssingerssss isss Hall and which one is Oatessss.

I think perhapssssss DV issss Oatesssss. I picture him with a gericurl and cheeeeesy musssstache.

I sounded like that once after a couple of nights at a brothel in West Intaria. They really ssssap the life out of you over there.

I thought you were Terry Crews in the Old Spice commercials.

There's also this place in Dubai near the Gold Sook. Or at least I'm told.

So no one is going to actually talk about their room? lol Anybody have anything interesting they can do in theirs? Any interest in trying to facilitate people meeting up through some genius system of movements?

I'll talk about my room. I may be in a corner. There is a star on the floor, a fireplace in the room, and two exits: One forward, one right.

I'm heading forward after examining the fireplace.

PB's sounds like mine, but I have three exits.

I already talked about my room, pay attention! I asked the mirror on my wall who the sexiest of us is, but none of you seem to want to claim the mantle.