We're flying down to Miami for our cruise and this dude comes and sits down behind us in the waiting area and like 4-5 people come up for selfies. Tiny A-A guy, but older maybe 40s, wearing a black and yellow Louis Vuitton sweater. My wife took a shot of him faking a selfie and sends it to our kids and we're pretty sure it's Boosie Badazz. No clue who that is but I knew it had to be someone. Then we get on the plane and there's another dude who looks like he could be part of a scene sitting in front of me and he stops this dude walking by and asks him which singing group he's with, and dude says the Commodores.

I forgot what it's like to fly in and out of Miami. The only semi-famous person I regularly see at Bluegrass Airport is Steve Zahn.

Enjoy your cruise. We just got back from one via the same airport

https://www.livenowfox.com/news/new-...sidney-montana

This guy.. lololol... might be the least attentive passenger ever, and he still found time to blame something else for the error.

Back in the US.

Went thru security at the Australian, Thai (4), Philippines and Canadian airports. Returning thru Newark reminded me the TSA attitude is uniquely US. It’s like whoever is scared to tell 50% of customer facing TSA to do better job.

OTH Newark & Atlanta airports are far, far, far superior in number of outlets for passengers needing to recharge multiple devices.

Wife and I are headed to Telluride tomorrow to go skiing. We booked our flights separately since she is leaving right from Co to go on a work trip. She got upgraded to first class because of her status. She was gonna decline but I was like, thats stupid, since she would be in the middle seat next to me. She then offered it to me. Feels like trap.

{hums} "They hide it up in Telluride, I mean it's here to stay"

SI

Since this thread got bumped, here's a couple of airline-related tweets I ran across. I'm going to assume they are true because I want them to be.

The pilot of this Finnair flight made a 360 turn to allow everyone onboard see the fantastic Northern Lights last night.https://t.co/ewXUHBnioS https://t.co/BVbUaRk2F7 pic.twitter.com/Flj3gqqc4A

— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) February 27, 2023

No chance is the guy next to me eating a full rack of ribs plus sides on this plane gtf pic.twitter.com/hDD9u6MlPi

— Lanna Tolland (@lannatolland) February 20, 2023

I read the China one was false. The Northern Lights is true.

I would hate to be within 10 ft of the ribs guy. The smell must have been overwhelming.

Okay TSA, I know I beat up on the 50% of TSA client facing for being jerks. But good job here.

WTF fireworks hidden in lining? Was it carry on or check in luggage? I'm thinking check in because if found in carry on (as you go through security), he wouldn't need paging?

Yeah, I'd remember what I'd put in my bag if security was paging me.


More to come out I'm sure. But I'm guessing some idiot who packed some fireworks in his bag thinking no big deal, and then left scared after he was paged by airport security.

Yeah, otherwise known as a bomb. This person should do some real time.

That's the trappiest trap I've heard of in a long while.

It's always nice when family has your back ;)

Hah, pretty funny.

God I hate Newark. Just sat on the runway over an hour because there were 30 planes in front of us for takeoff.

In other news we got Clear, its pretty baller

Both of which are illegal to be in checked luggage. His family is right about him being a total dumbass. Should be a 5yr ban from flying and pass a written test to get back on a plane.

By the sounds of it, he might need to get used to driving everywhere

SI

The worst part is, I read a description of that yellow blob that's the other side dish, and apparently it's corn on the cob covered in mayo and Italian cheese. This was from a place in the Glascow airport. I am not a mayo fan to begin with, but that concoction is a crime against humanity.

Had to google on it. Apparently it is a thing. And if the first page of my results can be believed, it's a Mexican thing.

Scary stuff. Video shows smoke filling up the cabin (which I would not have thought would happen with an engine failure).

Looks like a bigger jet in the video. Wonder what would have happen if it was one of those 50 seater Bombardier jets.

Southwest flight to Ft. Lauderdale returns to Havana after issue due to bird strikes, airline says | CNN

Are we talking about elotes, here? Because elotes are fantastic. But also, I've been to Scotland (and Glasgow) and I can guarantee you anything approximating elotes from an eatery there will be terrible.

Yes, that's what I saw when I googled.

Never been to Scotland but based on my dining experiences in London, I don't disagree.

Folks....the masks in the overhead will not protect you from a smoke situation. Punching and breaking them open to get at them won't matter. They are only designed to provide enough oxygen in the event the cabin loses pressure. They will not do anything for you, or keep smoke out if you put them on. I know that doesn't help from the fear standpoint, but it's something that you should understand. Airflow through the plane is your best friend, in this situation, depressurizing the plane would have been the next step if they were not able to put the plane back on the ground in short order. Chances are, they didn't have enough time to get that deep into the checklists before they had to land.

I've been through the 5 best airports listed below.

Singapore, Doha, Incheon are certainly worthy, I spent enough time wandering about those international terminals.

I don't remember Tokyo or Paris impressing me much. But I'm assuming the awards are for entire airport experience and not just the international terminal section.

I've also been through Seattle which is the best in US at #18. Melbourne is listed at #19. It's been years for Seattle so can't comment. Melbourne international terminal really didn't impress me at all and surprised to find it at #19.

The world's best airports for 2023, according to Skytrax | CNN

Surprised Seattle is top rated. The security lines there are routinely a hot mess.

This would definitely scare me. I don't know where the plane was in its "speeding down the runway" but I can only imagine the braking and the passengers' WTF.

Looking forward to read more about the Learjet pilot and get his POV.

Delta flight aborts takeoff as Learjet approaches New Orleans runway

Changed thread title to include "Travel experiences".

Just wanted to comment on below. I do tip housekeepers consistently and doormen/concierge (inconsistently, when they hail me a cab or hold my luggage till the end of the day). I've seen housekeepers work as I pass by in the hallways and I can only imagine the crap they have to take care of.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/01/how-...at-hotels.html
When I was travelling a lot, I'd generally leave $10 for the 3 nights, 4 days. I also leave any spare change as I hate carrying them. However, I did wait till the checkout day which below says not to do.

Best April Fools article I saw yesterday was one about Delta lessening the overcrowding in its Sky Clubs by not allowing anyone in. "Access for everyone means access for none, or something like that." But, Delta would still send Sky Club cards to signify membership.

I flew JetBlue for the first time (DCA to FLL and back) and it was the best flying experience I've ever had. Everything was easy, fast, and comfortable (as it can get). Maybe I had real low expectations having flown United a lot, but I was very pleased by the experience.

I took JetBlue Portland to Boston a lot in my law school days, it was pretty great. I think it was around $200 RT.

They teased us and came to Boise briefly, with just a Boise-NYC direct flight (Boise's longest non-stop flight by far, so that was a big deal), but, they left after a year.

This is pretty cool. I like it when CEOs really try to understand what employees are going through.

Uber CEO Became Undercover Boss in Used Tesla, Surprised by Rude Riders
When I was travelling for work, I always found myself socializing with the Uber driver (e.g. he was never on a headset, like NY yellow cabs, talking loudly in a foreign language with friends & family). I like to think I was always polite and never slammed the car door (Uber guy told me they don't like that). Asked if he liked Uber, why not Lyft, does he make money, where to go for dinner etc.

I've never asked for a unexpected stop but have had Uber drivers asked if they can stop at a gas station to visit the restroom.


FWIW, just a note on Grab, an Uber like service in Asia. I've used it in Philippines, Malaysia, and Thailand. Definitely just as convenient vs hailing a cab, but I've always found them lacking compared to Uber. Essentially glorified taxi cab drivers that migrated to Grab, same attitude and not caring about user experience.

I've taken Uber in Greece and Australia, similar good experiences as in the US.

When I drove Lyft, I very rarely dealt with rudeness. I did get stiffed on tips most of the time, though. It seemed like 90% of my rides were for kids going to work at fast food, or taking Walmart employees to work. These were like $5-6 dollar rides most of the time. I would usually get tips on rides for adults going longer distance, but that was about it.

The general public is rude to service employees? :surprisedpikachuface:

Super post-script on my travel to Iceland.

To their credit, Icelandair did in fact reimbursement for the hotel and meals in Boston during our return to the US.

I think it's 3-4 consecutive trips for me with some kind of hiccup - our plane was 2+ hours late coming into Boise so we were going to miss our connection on our way to Greece today.

There was another option online (just one - it's always an adventure traveling from Boise) but no seats available for the long flight except economy plus which were $250+ I called in and they just gave me those for free. So, not ideal, middle seats for a flight from Denver to London now, but, always good to call, especially if the issue was mechanical, which it seems to have been here. I think it also helps to use the specific, different number that pops up online when when it's telling you're fucked and have to change something - that gets you right through.

I try to get longer connections, 3+ hours ideally on a trip like this, it's a very small insurance policy of an extra hour or two to save a lot of stress, but, this trip was booked 8 or 9 months ago and the schedule has changed 5-6 times since them between the trip there and back, wiping out some of my good layover plans.

I think most 22 week pregnant women can bend over and pick up stuff. She was possibly really large at that time though.

But his bitching comes through as whiny so no sympathy for him. Smells of entitlement. I'd think the 5 year old could help out mommy.

Anthony Bass: Toronto Blue Jays pitcher claims flight attendant 'made' his pregnant wife clean up after their child, fueling heated Twitter debate | CNN

I've seen people cutting their toenails on flights and worse. Airlines have cleaning crews that could very easily handle a handful of popcorn. One of these things where the publicity is not beneficial for UA (or any legacy carrier) as they nickel and dime their customers for more fees and have been canceling flights due to crew issues all year.

Isn't part of the cost of purchasing a seat on an airplane the cleanup of the plane afterwards?

Yes, I've seen the toenail thing once. I wondered why the flight attendant didn't tell the guy to stop.

Lets just say, that maybe you're not wrong. Maybe, this should be how it is. But, let's also say, that now, every single person on the plane does this, because it's expected. Many things would happen because I will tell you, you couldn't turn a plane around in 45 minutes. such as,:

Much higher ticket prices
Fewer flights
Dirtier planes

So.....idk?

Its like a movie theater. If you make a giant mess, at least try to make it easier for the people cleaning.

Is every person on the plane a two year old?

I am not sure this is a real thing that happened or happened exactly as described. If it did, it is a ridiculous power play that might have gone really badly with a different individual. If the kid is just throwing the popcorn on the ground without eating it or throwing at other passengers, then sure then the kid can't have popcorn. I do sympathize with the people who have to clean up the popcorn and completely understand cussing the mother out under my breath for giving the little so-and-so the popcorn that they will have to clean up later on. I don't believe they would have asked an adult especially a man to clean up the popcorn if he dropped the popcorn on the ground.

Speaking of people wanting to do the same thing that infants do...

Passenger on Orlando flight led away by police after epic tantrum over a crying child | US | News | Express.co.uk


Sir, you were flying to Orlando, Florida. The fact that you only had one baby crying for 40 minutes is a bleeping comfortable flight!

There's a real difference between someone dropping a few pieces and someone making a really big mess. It's pretty much up to the FA to set the standards on the plane. My point was responding to the point that you can do what you want because someone else will clean it. And sure, someone will, however, people can do better, because allowing it for one, accepts it for all. That was it. I didn't look at the article, I've only followed along with it at the periphery, so I can't speak to this particular event. Kids make messes. I think that's to be expected. Some parents are of the mindset though, that they shouldn't lift a finger for their kids on a plane, and when you see plenty of that too, it changes the expectation for what you would like to see.

As for that other guy. Only heard part of his rant, but know enough that he's really going to regret all that and all this attention. He sounded just like that baby.

Anyone been to Lisbon before? Have family going, looking to pass along recommendations.

But could anything smell more of entitlement than the general behavior of airlines over the past few years?

I have been, but it was 20 years ago. The airport is just north of the main part of town. The old town section was really interesting, as was the castle. They have their version of the Golden Gate Bridge. Tons of great seafood restaurants along the riverfront.

This man is an asshole but also an artist.

Reddit - Dive into anything

Nothing that exciting happened on our trip. Closest was:

1. The woman sitting in front of my wife looking at her nude selfies and hundreds of other selfies she took on her trip.

2. Waiting for 2 people to board after the plane had already started to taxi. The woman behind us was explaining to her child that they wouldn't have done that if the couple looked like them. The couple then went to the bathroom at the same time and got a look from the flight attendant when they got back there.


Also, it seems at some point in their 50s all men try to look like either Scott Steiner, Bill Goldberg or Big Bam Bigelow.

After plane began to taxi? As in door was closed, and the wheels were moving?

I don't think I've seen that before for late passengers. Once it's closed, it's closed.

(I've had planes return to gate because of a mechanical thing or we missed the crew window of X hours).

Yep. It was board on the tarmac but everything has been closed. Evidently they were that important.