Just a word of warning from the top of the page, skip over page 120, nothing to see there

Except this

My current items in case anyone is interested in a trade. Looking for a level 3 spell

unidentified gladius
nocturne potion
wand of lightning
wand of magic missile
potion of speed
two id powders
scroll of teleportation

delete thosssse you whore!

ssssay my name, ssssay my name...

I'm bootylicious baby!

Hi zzzzinto. I hope you aren't ssstill mad at me. And hope you fair well toward the end of the dungeon.

I hope I fair terrible since I am the worst! (My exams are over tomorrow and I am finally moving out so I won't have literally no time to do anything as in not post since I haven't for like two days)!

Everyone must read page 120, Crimson and Danny post all their secrets!

I would say your booty is lacking, you flat bootied whore!

Crimson is always wrong keep them

Crimson is right delete that. Oh and there is a database error so time to have a disagreeable conversation with myself

Now it's on!!!! *slaps ZInto

You liar there is not database error!

My booty knocked out the database

Nope, it is off. Definitely off

Man, now I am going to have to post until the end of this page and advise everyone two skip 120 and 121

Don't do it! Everyone must read this important conversation on pages 120 and 121. It is super duper important. Danny is lying.

Yes I am, it is vital information

Not it's not!

Yes it is!

Zinto isss awesome.

Yeah Zinto is the greatest! The women love him! He smells great! And he never eats his own boogers!

Best Zinto quote ever.

Is there actually a level 5 to this game or is level 4 it?

It would be cool if Abe allowed those not finishing in the top 5 to play it out and see who comes in 6th, 7th etc... though he has put in so much work I understand it either way. Maybe just let everyone else keep going without the ability to visit shop anymore.

And yes I say that because I dont expect to finish top 5.

Oh my. Now our fairy is in trouble.

The Drunken Harp feels ... good. Ironic, no?

Someone enter the arena so that hoops or I can flay you.

What happened to you Jackal?

That's very insensitive Crimson, his face has always looked like that

Apparently traveling with an evil paladin has rubbed off and me and I poisoned a bunch of people. Didn't even know I had it in me!

You threw up on them?

And now it's ON THEM!

I hope they sent back their food. YOu should have to pay restitution for all the work they're going to miss. It musssst be thossse Bywaterianssss again that Ragone isss alwaysss doing commercialsss for. Ragone and Sally Strutherssss...a good pair. (and Cartman)

Jackal misunderstood them

Just before the murders they were heard singing
"Kiss me, kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison"

What they really wanted was his seed, not to be murdered.

But Jackal is a eunuch, so he didn't get the sexual social cues.

O-ho! Look at you!

There are any number of tavern wenches that will confirm otherwise.

I'd make a joke about the female members of your family, but the drunken harp is never desperate enough to do a cow.

Once you go cow, you throwup. Maybe that's why they all threw up, they thought about Danny naked!

You resort to tavern wenches? I have my pick of naked priestess'. See an example throughout the dungeon of all them in wheelchairs.

Tavern wenches know the best tricks.

They have all the diseases. And removing false teeth doesnt count as a good trick.

Everyone knows priestess' are the real freaks.

Oh I've known a priestess or two in my day, I do enjoy the busty ones.

Besides, the drunken harp is immune to disease.

We spent most of my money on a cool new axe. We got the axe of cleaving. we neglected to get any id powders.

Crimson I have two ID powders. What do you have to trade now?

ntn how did yo get 1950 gold

Anyone encountered an invisible creature yet?

diving for pearls for a lot of it. Also we haven't been spending a bunch either

How the heck would I know if I did.

Whatever we do, we have to keep diving deeper trying to find that precious XP.

Morning Actions are broken, like the first morning

broken?

It's a song

huh?

oh lol. alright

Abe and his weird music. More Adelle, Katy Perry and Beyonce please

go back to bed danny

I've got a battle and then morning is over - so go ahead and talk aw while I process this one

back to bed? I havent been there yet lol

But yes I need to sleep some before I have to go to work.

You think we may be able to pre or make up bowl next week? You guys need me, but I may not be able to make it that night.

I wonder if we can convince the pixies to broadcast all combat D21-25. Or maybe a 'Fight of the Day'.

Alright final battle done.

I think day 25 should be a open pvp day!

Ok chief.. i'll have a night time action tonight

Dungeoncenter highlights, there we go.

The fairies sent me a message. They said to tell you guys that you all suck.

Jackal, there is an invisible creature in the next room waiting to attack us. I'm hoping you can use Lore on it and let me know if it is from another plane. If it is, then I want to switch weapons for today.

I had sent this in a PM to Abe (assuming I might have more details than I got in PM of "invisible creature" and that your Lore was something you were passively using), but he wanted me to ask you about this in the thread. So just wanted to get this out there in the thread :)

The fairies wanted me to see if it was possible for you to be killed three times in one game. I told them I would see what I could do.

Getting killed three times would at least be more fun than this, so I'm game.

Any "animate dead" spells in here? Hidden necromancer classes? Ring of wishes is still out there, although it would be a waste to use it to bring YOU back ...

Just spit-balling here - I would definitely do stuff like this in the last couple of days if I thought I was eliminated from contention to win the game.

Congrats JAG!

Lore is an automatic thing as far as I know, supposed to reflect in how I use my abilities in combat. But if I can actually lore the creature before combat to help with the decision, that'd be great.

Abe, please lore the hell out of that creature I can't see.

JAG, congrats on winning!!! You definitely deserve it.

Based on the exceptional description that I should surely be able to provide based on the item I used, and my marvelous gift with words.

You can' see what hoops's does through the Potoin of E, so hoops just know the room appears to be a study, and he can sense an powerful invisible creature in there with hostile intent.

Oh, and while on the subject of Lore, hoops wanted to know why no Acid Arrorw was used agaiunst the basilisk but it was, vainly, used against he Treant

Plantlife is suspecticle to acid attacks, but that particular member happened to be so old it's bark was too thick to allow damage- it was a one of so ou didn't know. It's common knowledge among those in the know that basilisks have acid in their blood, and are immune to all acid attacks, so no wasted attack there.

Jackal, I think that room looks more appealing than the other room that we have as an option. So unless you have strong feelings about avoiding the powerful invisible dude, I've got our order in to head there.

If it is from another plane I hopefully only need to hit him once.

Haha I was thinking something like this, only let it be from whenever the fourth person completes the dungeon. At that point, all remaining players teleport to the same place and engage in a battle royale, with no running allowed, and only one survivor. That survivor becomes the 5th player to complete the dungeon.

So I need someone who is more versed in Lore, or less drunk perhaps, to be able to properly apply it to the one-offs. Got it :)

A lot of bards have asked me, why I didn;t use such and such over he game, the reason you didn't, in every case but one, is because of Lore. Once I forgot though. And sometimes, the result is the same. I used a Scroll of Prot by a bard a few days ago that was really needed, but I don't know if the Bard knew that or not. Any person with the same scroll would have used it.

Chief Rum = Hunger Games fan?

Is that how that ends? Never read the books nor seen the movie.

At this point hoops, the more powerful the creature, the better. We must harvest their souls into drinking songs and victory.

Thanks, Hermione

I wonder if infravision works on invisible creatures. My shiny hat might help avoid an ambush.

Does the dungeon have a level 5?

If so who is in level 5?

Perhaps Abe will clarify that? Quick Wikipedia searches show results in both directions, so it depends on his source material (or whim, I suppose).

If you can see invisible creatures via Infravision, can you use a Mace? I'm worried about hitting him as much as I would like if I can't see him. Although that damn tree hit me 3 of 5 times when I had an invisibility potion in play and it seems like the rolls where it missed me were just bad so maybe invisibility only provides the Ambush and not any benefit to avoiding hits ...

The winners from the previous dungeon. Who get the same royal treatment as the winners in "The Running Man".

CF do you want to use your potion of enlightenment or should I?

Chief and i are in level 5.. it has a swimming pool and a mountain dew vending machine..

sounds utterly horrible. Mountain dew is worse than water!

If they are warm you can

If they are magically sheilded you can't and if they are cold you can't

as you well know.. mountain dew is the drink of choice for rpg gamers :)

I have aphone interview tomorrow with NC A&T, which is also in Greensboro

good Luck Abe

You should do like Bourne in the movies, call from a pay phone just outside of the NC A&T hiring office and tell the interviewer he should get more rest; he looks tired.

I'm sure you will instantly be hired that way, too.

heh great idea!
forgot about those.

perfect time to use one. Let's pool the items on one person. I only have the one potion that I don't know what it is.

I am okay with doing the potion drinking if you wanna save yours. Doesn't matter to me.