You Are Now About To Witness The Strength Of Street Knowledge.
 

nm

Excellent post. :D

Straight outta Atlanta, crazy mf named Skydog....

neat

Street Knowledge: Stronger and more powerful than ever?

I was hoping this knowledge would be both cocky AND funny.

Runnin' a message board, not some sucker blog.

SD is drunk?

SD has never been drunk--not even tipsy, for that matter. ;)

But e'rbody in the club gettin' tipsy.

When I'm called off, I got a sawed off.
Squeeze the mouse and members are hauled off

I wish the guy who's stolen SkyDog's password would do something interesting with it...

Please don't mix NWA and J-Kwon in the same thread.

:D

The board is DOOMED!

Early in the morning hop into the Benz
I got 44 wayz of gettin' paid

Now the party didnt start till I walked in
And I probably wont leave until the thing ends
But in the mean time, the in between time
If you work your thing, then I'll work mine
We came here together so we could have fun
Me and you baby, goin one on one
Now this is the last chance for us to get off
So either get loose, or you aught to get lost
Cause I'm just about ready to do my thing
Cause I'm the stone cold, New York, Rap Machine
I'm 'a give you what I got, and baby thats plenty
You'll never have one that rocks so many
I'm 'a make you wet and make you sweat
Just to see how funky you can get
Now when I'm on the mic, I do serve well
And I go by the name of the Rapper Jalil

Name 'em

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta?

Five Minutes Of Funk. Whodini. Larry "Ecstasy" Smith and Jalil Hutchins.

Puh-leez. Gimme something tough.

Dola:

When I was in high school, Whodini invited the kids on the front row to jump on stage during "Five Minutes Of Funk." I slapped five with Jalil and Ex on stage. My brother and a couple of other friends were sitting in the balcony, worried that I might have been hurt in the fight/semi-riot that had happened earlier in the night at the concert, and then they saw me gettin' my groove on with J and X. Pretty funny moment.

I knew you would know that... I should have told you not to answer. :D

That song should be a prerequisite course for Rap 101.

Agreed. I had a friend who would not walk into a high school dance or party until that song was playing. He'd come in, slap five with everyone and he moved through the crowd, lip-synching the entire first verse.

This must be the pre-cursor to the "posse" days.

Maybe "nm" means something other than what we think it does. Maybe this is SkyDog's version of an enigma puzzle.

Ummmm..."not Mississippi" might work.

Que?

I'm confused. :confused:

This must be the elusive never-before-seen coverage of part 2 of Kodos' paint chip eating dynasty as performed by SkyDog.

I'm too white for this thread.

Explanation:

"You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge." is how NWA's (three most famous members: Ice Cube, Eazy E and Doctor Dre) first hit, Straight Outta Compton, begins. These words are spoken before the beat or the lyrics start, so they're quite memorable in the song.

nm=no more or no message

For whatever reason, that line popped into my head last night, and I thought it would be a good random thread title.

and Ice Cube starts it all off....


Todd

I aint the one, you wanna try why?
staying high hit the blunt and watch these muthafuckers die

I liked DD's second explanation better...

Anybody remember the parody movie, CB4 (Chris Rock), with "Straight Outta Locash?"

Didn't "Dopeman" come out before "Straight Outta Compton"?

Dola,

I'm talking about the version from 'NWA and the Posse', not the horrible remix on 'Straight Outta Compton'. 'NWA and the Posse' also had the classic 'Boyz n' the Hood'.

Straight Outta Compton.

Lojack is better!

Locash?

what the hell is this thread

Do you remember the parody movie Fear of a Black Hat?

Bullshit...it's all about Lynwood.

Straight outta locash! a crazy mofo named gusto

and who can ever forget the solo career of dead mike...

I'm black ya'll, and i'm back ya'll :)

I think 'Straight Outta Compton' is SkyDog's version of 'Welcome to Hollywood'.

Example:

to retort:

What the hell happened to Ice-Cube? I believe if I had told him in 1991 that in 15 years he'd be doing stupid, campy kids movies he'd have shot me.

They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a sautering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on... my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy

The Legendary NWA Quiz

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VERY NSFW, language is what you'd expect.

19-of-20, biatches.

I listen to Coldplay... :cool:

Anyone catch this flick this weekend? Any good?

This thread. Swag before swag. :)