Meet your new best friend.
 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Zack Hample

I posted that in the Rickey Henderson is a fargin corksucker thread. And it proves my point exactly.

Not this Rickey Henderson talk again! He had a right to the ball and is not a fargin corksucker!

Oh god, not this loser again.

I was hanging out with him when he went to Nationals Park for the first time. My friend is a regular on his blog so he was meeting up with him. He's a bit intense. His "glove trick" is fairly impressive, though.

Are you talking about Rickey Henderson, Zack Hample...or me? :D

I bet he has 3 cats at home.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHE

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

What a tool

Glove trick?

I think he has taken ritalin at least once in his life

Geez ... I could have 3,000 balls too if I was a complete tool with no job, no life, no friends and no concerns about ruining the baseball experience of those around me. I'll bet 2,990 of those are from asking for balls or batting practice. If you go to 400+ games and are willing to knock over people. Being a douchebag should be able to get you at least 10 foul balls/homeruns in that time.

Is this guy autistic or something?

He's as fresh as a Summer's Eve, but I'd kind of feel bad about saying that if he was mentally fucked up.

I've saw him do this from about 15ft up from an outfield wall.

Did you hear about the guy who caught home runs in back-to-back games at Yankee Stadium this week?

Yep... it's him.

New York Yankees: Who Is The Mystery Back-To-Back Homer Guy?

Dude.. it's a ball. You'd think he just won the lottery.

Wow...

Little bastard also caught the last ever HR at Shea on Sunday.

Dude caught ARods 3000th hit

Still a douche.