Ping: Drunk Guy
 

Where's our weekly I'm Drunk thread???

Wasabiak should be posting it a little later

give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!

No drinky for me tonight. Saving it up for tailgating tomorrow.

I can't feel my tongue does that count?

I'm on Crystal Meth, Acid, shrooming and snorting coke and shooting heroin all that same time. And the one time I dont drink and Drunk guy gets pinged.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

gottimd, are you and lungs the same person?

well.... what gives>?!

Hey guys don't worry DRUNK GUY IS HERE!!! AHHH Bacardi and Coke:DDDD

All you effers with your Coke additions ain't men. That's all I'm saying.

Sapphire. Straight.

Reason #79 why Alcohol is good:
It helps greatly when you have to take a random piss test

*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

Need Antmeister to make this.

i was drunk by 2pm yesterday, but didnt have a computer to post....do i get any credit?...i was at a beer festival that started at noon, i didnt get home until 8, and by then i was already hung over, so i didnt post.

I've had a few beers today but it's not the weekend.

prarty!!!!

I thoroughly enjoyed it! I had the song in my head and everything... nicely done :)

I've had about six beers already watching the UTEP game. Too bad I only have six more and no liquor in the house... :(

I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.

I love scotch.

I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.

Don't do it.

I'm not usually serious, but just don't do it.

Yeah, you're right. On an empty stomach, I'd be drunk in no time.

Throw a stone and you'll hit some place that makes great margaritas. Why mess with vodka?

Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

show us your boobs!!!

Vodka: The choice of burned-out movie stars everywhere.*




*See Betty Davis, Joan Crawford, etc....

I drank a fair amount of Peppermint Schnapps earlier in the day. Really freshened my mouth.

Drunk guy is in da house!!!!!!

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, thats what they drink............

It's because the water is so poor in those countries that you might die if you drank the water! :D

are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me??

you know you're drunk when you're better at texas hold'em w/o ever looking at your cards than when you see em

i'll frickin pick a fight with your mother

where are all the drunk people at?

sorry i'm late

a drunk person is never early, nor is he late, he arrives precisely when he doesn't mean to

This will be the thread for me tonight after the UTEP game and the costume party I'm going to...

I OWN tihs thread onight...

Dla-

fucking hickups fucking up my typing...

Jeeber, I'm sorry man, but u aint got shit on me tonight... after taking a break last weekend, I'm back in full force this weekend! Bacardi and Red Bull is a good mix

Drinking actually makes my typing better.

I'm that drunk guy this week. Long day, no football, and Corona Extra makes me happy.

Wherefore art thou, sexy Raiders ARmy?

Yeah, I don't follow the dola rulez.

Why no football?

i'm always amazed at how drunk people search for this thread to post in

I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.

Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.

take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life

Maybe that's how he wants to spend his life. It really ain't for you to decide. If you want to be his father, maybe you should send him some money while you're at it.